Containment What If?

Dr. Cuddlebug said:
He'd probably be a My Little Pony recolour

Too late

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So say one of the multiple times Chris gets his usual order of McDonald's crap, he finds himself on the winning end of a brand new shiny xbox.
Discuss.
 
Bloody hell, big time dilemma for chrissie boy.
I'd say he'd switch his allegiance to the dreaded hexbox and start hating on PS4s . Free is the best price right ?
 
I dunno. Chris has shown some surprising business acumen in the past. Provided he got it before Christmas, he may very well just trade it in on a PS4 or hock it on eBay.
 
Same thing but Rosechu would probably be some uke male character and they'd be having lots of gay sex with plenty of borderline-offensive yaoi stereotyping.

Also I can see "Christine" being depicted as an amazingly beautiful fat woman who must try endlessly to beat out the prettier women who steal all the men.
 
Not that much different from how it is now, except with yaoi and other gay things Chris hates. Meanwhile, "Christine" would have a DANG DIRTY LESBO evil twin sister.
 
CatParty said:
Yeah they aren't moving
Don't worry, I wasn't honestly expecting them to. Moving would be the best and most logical thing to do, so there's a zero percent chance of them doing it.

What if somebody just emailed it to her from their troll email? Problem solved.
 
Let's say the creators of South Park found out about CWC and decided to make an episode about him. What would the episode be like? And how would Chris respond?
 
Probably just a cameo of him where it shows a silly video of him on the Internet. Chris might treat it as just a parody.
 
If there ever was the perfect chance, it would have been on the internet celebrities episode, I'm guessing the would have maybe seen the, "I got a Fish" video since that was on Tv. In the big internet celebrity fight, it would have been funny and ironic if Chris Crocker killed him somehow.
 
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