Containment What If?

[fuzzypickles]

I'd pay the neighborhood delinquent to egg his house and smoke cigarettes on his porch.

 

[Hyperion]

I'll make that duck quack.

 

[c-no]

If Chris were to move into my neighborhood, I'd probably go out and jog, passing by his home while possibly wearing a pickle suit as part of some form of EXTREME jogging.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

Question I have is 'how many are there?'

Cause if we're talking a large count of say, 1,000 or more. Green Country would become CWCVille. No question about it.

If I must get technical with it, a 1000 Chrises would be a regiment or a battalion.

What if Chris was an airplane

Then the chris-plane couldn't even take off because if the dirty-crapped fuselage...

Oh wait...someone took my idea...

 

[Foulmouth]

Question I have is 'how many are there?'

Cause if we're talking a large count of say, 1,000 or more. Green Country would become CWCVille. No question about it.

If I must get technical with it, a 1000 Chrises would be a regiment or a battalion.

Nope, 1000 chris's would be a horde.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

I live in an apartment, but I'll bet the tenants would send complaints about the smell of feces from his pile of and massive s, thinking it was an airvent broken.

this should be fun...

^ Like this then?

Except there's Sonichu in the shield and is surrounded by

 

[Hyperion]

I think the real problem is that his and his copies ducks are too short for anal and too bent for oral.

 

[Stratochu]

The combined smells of vaccines, the hoard, dog piss, cat shit, rotten watermelons and 's holey ass would cause the plane to be evacuated for fears of chemical weapons, and Orkin would have to treat the plane for bedbugs, scabies mites and botflies.

 

[exball]

I'm trying to come up with a scenario where would get another husband or even a boyfriend. But I just can't. I'm not that creative

But I am pretty certain that would just consider him a JERK who stole his mama, regardless of how little his life flow was disrupted.

Here's one I could give you: After spending many, many days without a wife-free husband, Barb decided to go out and venture into the world of bars, trying to find herself a man who could take of her, her hoard, and her son. After searching through many bars, facing rejection and possible run-ins with the police for her behavior, Barb managed to meet a man around her age. The guy was like her in terms of age but he was rich, having served in the military and making good money. He was retired military man and he decided at his age, he should find a wife and a step-child of the appropriate age. After spending a week or two in dating, Barb and her ex-military man marry. Because the old man lived in a small modest apartment, he only had to sell most of his furniture save for a small hoard he was building,and he took with him just his clothes, his honors as a good military man, and his money. When he arrives at 14 Branchland Court, his heart went wild and his love for Barb rose even further when he saw her hoard. Since marriage is a partnership, he threw his junk on Barb's pile. As he moved in, Chris noticed a man unfamiliar to him. There before Barb were the two people in her life, her new husband and her son Chris.

That's all I can come up with, feel free to add what Chris would do.

Chris would expect his new military daddy to buy him a quad.

 

[Scuttle456]

What if for this Christmas, a troll mailed a rascal scooter to 14 Branchland Court, all for Barbara? Would Barbara accept? Would she use it? Would it help her move around without aggravating her holey buttocks? Would it be a worthwhile gift?

It should not go to Chris-chan, since he is a strapping young buck, who does not need anything of the sort!

 

[c-no]

What if for this Christmas, a troll mailed a rascal scooter to 14 Branchland Court, all for Barbara? Would Barbara accept? Would she use it? Would it help her move around without aggravating her holey buttocks? Would it be a worthwhile gift?

It should not go to Our Pet Lolcow, since he is a strapping young buck, who does not need anything of the sort!

I guess Barb would use the rascal since she might be more interested in sitting around while moving rather than using her legs to move. It would be outside since the hoard within the home would make it useless inside the house.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, this scenario is not going to happen, but if it did, they would likely not accept the package thinking it was a trick of some sort.

 

[c-no]

An army of Chris would not only have and , it would arouse the attention of kids and 's. If anything one could probably see a clash between the two groups. In case such a thing happens, it might become one of the biggest events in all of Christory.

 

[Scuttle456]

But saying Barb knew what it was, like if the ghost of aunt corinna sent it? Would she want it or use it?

I dont advise anyone doing such a thing. But if she got one... would she use it?

 

[fuzzypickles]

She could just simply ask to borrow one at her local Wal-Mart if she needs it, and there's absolutely no room in that house to move a scooter around. I don't see it happening.

 

[A-Stump]

But saying Barb knew what it was, like if the ghost of aunt corinna sent it? Would she want it or use it?

I dont advise anyone doing such a thing. But if she got one... would she use it?

'like the ghost of aunt corrina sent it'

 

[CatParty]

Sounds ween

 

[Some JERK]

Sounds ween

Given the price of mobility scooters, it sounds dumb and ween.

or is that just redundant?

 

[Surtur]

Why do I get the feeling OP actually wants to do this.

 

[c-no]

Why do I get the feeling OP actually wants to do this.

Because it could be something a ween would do. Question is: Does OP want to do it? Other than that, is it possible that this might get locked? The topic does seem to give some people the vibe of a ween.