Containment What If?

Barbs had more ducks in her than the village pond.
 
Marvin said:
theobservdr said:
yea I am curious about that as well, and I wonder what the reasons were for her to break it off with Rand, Jack and Jerry
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I always thought of Barb as the village bicycle, so I just figured she moved onto a new lover.
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I read this as "so i just figured she moved onto a new loser." which is also applicable. AUGH YEAH
 
Firstly, I'd question why he moved to The middle of nowhere in England of all places.

Then I'd try my best to keep a friendly relationship with him. In a neighborly sort of way. Maybe I'd invite him over for some Long Island iced Tea, so I can find out about all his latest Shenanigans.

Then I'd go back up into my bedroom and continue smack-talking him on the Cwcki forums, of course.
 
TylerRVG said:
Firstly, I'd question why he moved to The middle of nowhere in England of all places.

Then I'd try my best to keep a friendly relationship with him. In a neighborly sort of way. Maybe I'd invite him over for some Long Island iced Tea, so I can find out about all his latest Shenanigans.

Then I'd go back up into my bedroom and continue smack-talking him on the Cwcki forums, of course.
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Spoken like a true MHS gal pal
 
The art would be marginally better than what he can draw, but the content with be boring. Seconding the idea that he'd get bored since he couldn't faithfully recreate Sonichu and Rosechu in it.

Pikonic said:
Ran is the most curious husband.
Clearly they were divorced since the only other ways you can end a marriage is annulment, which Coleslaw would make that tricky, or death. Why Ran stayed around and pretended Coleslaw wasn't his son is beyond me.
Maybe some fathers can help me out here, but wouldn't a man not want to see his son call another man dad AND be in his sons life at the same time? I get that maybe Ran didn't want Coleslaw, but why stick around?
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This is what gets me too. We know/have Cole's word that Ran Coleman was around Cole as a kid, as a "family friend". Why would he stop by as a "friend", but not want to have a relationship with his kid? Like Pikonic, I can understand if he didn't want a kid at all, but this seems to be a bizarre way of having it both ways...somehow.

And yeah, Barb always came off as the village bike. I could speculate about that but that's not really the point of the thread.
 
THey'll chuck him out considering he'll be too smelly for them and the tractor beam lifting Chris would cause it to collapse.
 
He gets probed, they inject him with the embryo of an alien/Chris hybrid.
9 months later he gives buttbirth to Crystal.
And the world is a worse place.
 
If they aliens are perceptive enough, they'd realize that Chris isn't the paragon of human perfection and potential and throw him back.
 
Pikonic said:
I happen to be a bitstripper (shut up)
When you select a bitstrip to use you can have bitstrips alone or with a friend. They say "bitstrips are more fun with friends"
Chris would read this and (:_(
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You is a bitstripper ! :shock: You mean you show your bits to strange men ! Pikonic I is shocked ! :oops:
 
He goes on to explain to them how the world works, but through his eyes. He would explain to them his position of power in the world, how the trolls are his mortal enemies, how homos are bad, etc. After a little probing and shooting some :briefs: into space, the aliens beam him back down, and set off back to their home planet. So then we would have racist, homophobic aliens shooting around the galaxy, spreading word of Sonichu.
 
To start off, I'd welcome him to the cul-de-sac, maybe take over some sweets or food as a gift. Talk to him for a bit. See where it goes from there. Hell, maybe I'd talk to him enough to become friends with him. The rest of it would be winging it, I suppose. See how the neighbor experience goes.
 
Not sure Chris would enjoy living in the crossroads of both highest concentration of African Americans and Homosexual Men in all of Long Beach.
 
Pikimon said:
Not sure Chris would enjoy living in the crossroads of both highest concentration of African Americans and Homosexual Men in all of Long Beach.
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I'm pretty sure Chris would dread living next to you considering the concentration of homosexual men. He'd be surrounded by one of the things he hates.
 
c-no said:
Pikimon said:
Not sure Chris would enjoy living in the crossroads of both highest concentration of African Americans and Homosexual Men in all of Long Beach.
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I'm pretty sure Chris would dread living next to you considering the concentration of homosexual men. He'd be surrounded by one of the things he hates.
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My boyfriend would be pissed too about the smell...he's a tad confrontational when it comes to bad neighbors.
 
PhysicianPhallus said:
So then we would have racist, homophobic aliens shooting around the galaxy, spreading word of Sonichu.
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We could then end up with the aliens returning years later, having spread the gospel of Sonichu to make a pilgrimage to 14 BC.
 
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They'd be picking up a member of their own
 
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