Containment What If?

c-no said:
If Chris were to move into my neighborhood, I'd probably go out and jog, passing by his home while possibly wearing a pickle suit as part of some form of EXTREME jogging.
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Don't forget to throw pickles :pickle: at his lawn. :ween:

c-no said:
An army of Chris would not only have :briefs: and *SIGH* , it would arouse the attention of :ween: kids and :alog: 's. If anything one could probably see a clash between the two groups. In case such a thing happens, it might become one of the biggest events in all of Christory.
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Best done when locking them in a closed room. :ween:

He would post more about him and his adventures against the trolls, then later raged about not having some characters looking similar to Sonichu.

:julay:

Probably making a Facebook post raging about how should he receive gifts again or just ignores it.
 
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"Chris is sitting alone at home."

"Chris is feeling lonesome."

"Chris is playing Poke'mon."

"Chris tried Mighty Wings."
 
"Chris is sad, lonely and depressed." (Expect a lot of this)

Usual stuff: Playing his 3DS or PS Vita. May get into trouble with the staff.
 
"Kellie and Sarah shatter Christians Heart Level down to 0% in Unjust Judging of Past Misconceptions."
 
"Chris is lonely and wishes his one true love would come save him."
"SIGH"
"High-functioning Autism can be stressful sometimes."
"Chris almost slipped on cat crap again."
"Pok'emon is more fun when there are friends to play it with."
 
Suppose for a second that aliens like you see in the movies existed. They hover over 14 Branchland Ct. in their spaceship and abduct Chris by beaming him up like they do in Star Trek. Chris is obviously confused as to where he is and what will be his fate, and the aliens are curious as to what humans are like. How do you think Chris's extraterrestrial encounter will turn out?
 
They assume all of humanity is like Chris and destroy the earth to save the galaxy.
 
If I didn't already know what kind of person Chris was, I'd give him a neighborhood welcome, maybe even invite him over for coffee, beer, etc. I'm not a mean person. However, once he gets moved in and the outside lawns and foliage become increasingly unkempt, when you look through the windows and see piles of junk cluttering his house, and the house begins to take on an odor most foul, then I'd probably call the city on him.
 
I don't really have a better name for the title of this topic.

We know there isn't much about Jack Dale Smithey past 1964, Rand Coleman Yeats since he passed away in 2007 and Jerry Harmon which we really haven't heard much of all that is known was he was abusive.

What would have happened if Barb stayed put with one of those guys? How come she broke things off and finally settled down with Bob? Think Chris' life would have been different if Barb lets say stayed with lets say Jerry Harmon?
 
There wouldn't be a Christian Weston Chandler if Barb stayed with any of these men. Simple as that.
 
fuzzypickles said:
There wouldn't be a Christian Weston Chandler if Barb stayed with any of these men. Simple as that.
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Yup, this^. Chris is Bob's son.
Although it does bring up the interesting question of whether or not Barb was capable of producing a kid like Chris with one of her other partners.
 
yea I am curious about that as well, and I wonder what the reasons were for her to break it off with Rand, Jack and Jerry
 
This is a what if
I doubt Chris would exist. He was a mistake with Bob or.....that other speculation.
If she stayed with Ran, cole would have a better relationship with the both of them.
 
TylerRVG said:
fuzzypickles said:
There wouldn't be a Christian Weston Chandler if Barb stayed with any of these men. Simple as that.
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Yup, this^. Chris is Bob's son.
Although it does bring up the interesting question of whether or not Barb was capable of producing a kid like Chris with one of her other partners.
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Yeah, this. I think that, while she might've been able to produce other types of tards if you could magically mess with Barb's history, I think that Chris is pretty much tied to the exact combination of Barb, Bob and their experiences raising him. So, maybe dumb kids, but still kids who managed to get a tolerable enough childhood that they end up with a life that's not entirely completely fucked.

theobservdr said:
yea I am curious about that as well, and I wonder what the reasons were for her to break it off with Rand, Jack and Jerry
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I always thought of Barb as the village bicycle, so I just figured she moved onto a new lover.
 
"Christian Weston Chandler crapped his briefs"

"Christian Weston Chandler ate q-sands for dinner"

"Christian Weston Chandler is pissed off at Sarah Bevel Ingram"

And with no characters who look like Sonichu, he'd get bored with it after a few hours.
 
Ran is the most curious husband.
Clearly they were divorced since the only other ways you can end a marriage is annulment, which cole would make that tricky, or death. Why Ran stayed around and pretended Cole wasn't his son is beyond me.
Maybe some fathers can help me out here, but wouldn't a man not want to see his son call another man dad AND be in his sons life at the same time? I get that maybe Ran didn't want cole, but why stick around?
 
Obviously she added their bodies to the hoard once she extracted all of their semen. I mean thats how sex works right?
 
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