Containment What If?

[DykesDykesChina]

I just messaged some of my troll contacts in McD. company HQ. They agreed to shut down all McD. restaurants within a circumference of 100 miles around Charlottesville. Soon Chris won't be able to get his McNuggets! Kickin da Autistic!

 

[champthom]

Chris lacks the charisma that Hitler had. At best, he'd attempt the Beer Hall Putsch but instead of at least having a few die hard supporters behind him, he's all alone and he ends up in prison for a lot longer than he should have. If he somehow did get into power, he would be an ineffectual leader and nothing would get accomplished because he'd get stressed easily. Like, Goering would be like "Mein Furher! Our forces are beating defeated on the Eastern front!" and Chris would be like "Sigh, I am too stressed and heartbroken for these trollings."

If Chris was Hitler, he'd probably stay a house painter.

 

[CWCissey]

Buy stock in Hungry Man as it will go through the roof.

 

[pickleniggo]

He'd probably switch to Wendy's. They've probably changed management so many times since he was fired that they don't even remember him.

Yeah but does Chris hold a grudge against Wendy's?

 

[KatsuKitty]

He'd probably switch to Wendy's. They've probably changed management so many times since he was fired that they don't even remember him.

Yeah but does Chris hold a grudge against Wendy's?

Does Chris bother keeping grudges? Ask any Buddhist and they'll tell you that grudges create too much STRESS.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

-Both not very successful at art (or very good for that matter)

Hitler at least tried. When Hitler's application for the Vienna Art School was denied, it was because he couldn't draw the human form. However, Hitler did have an aptitude for architecture. Chris doesn't have an aptitude for either.

Also, in Hitler's flophouse days, he painted pictures to put in empty picture frames.

 

[Trombonista]

Does Chris bother keeping grudges?

Exhibit A: [cwc]Mary Lee Walsh[/cwc]. Exhibit B: [cwc]Michael Snyder[/cwc].

 

[LM 697]

Chris would starve to death.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does Chris bother keeping grudges? Ask any Buddhist and they'll tell you that grudges create too much STRESS.

The only thing he's got in common with Buddha is the belly.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Does Chris bother keeping grudges? Ask any Buddhist and they'll tell you that grudges create too much STRESS.

The only thing he's got in common with Buddha is the belly.

You sir, have won Line of the Day.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

His hedgehogs would show up and tell him that drugs are bad mkayyyyy and turn you into a Zombie and that he should stop and tell Barb.
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[CatParty]

Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

The yawning squirtle would be more prominently featured.

 

[c-no]

Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

If Chris smoked marijuana, then he would stuff alot more McDonalds down his gullet when he gets the hungry.

 

[LordCustos3]

If someone were to start publishing their own version of Sonichu....how would The Great Director Chandler react?

Would it lead to a glorious revival,
or a vapid fizzle, a crash into slumber, followed by empty silence?

 

[Freecell]

Re: If someone were to start publishing their own Sonichu co

Going by history (there have been a lot of Sonichu comics over the years) he probably wouldn't notice.
Unless you mean actually publishing something in print and selling it, which would probably evoke a reaction from Nintendo's lawyers more than anyone else.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Re: If someone were to start publishing their own Sonichu co

We could use an Alec Benson Leary-meets-Liquid troll.

I think he'd post some stuff on Facebook and say I'M WORKIN' ON IT but never do anything.

What if instead of coddling Chris and excusing his bad behavior, Borb took him out to the woodshed for some old-fashioned punishment when he misbehaved?

 

[LoveQuest.exe]

He could assimilate with Barb. Humanity might get lucky since they're both too lazy to go out and get anyone else.

Oh man. I just had the horrifying thought of Chris being absorbed, but his memories and thoughts are too foreign for it to control. So CWC's psyche remains dominant, and uses The Thing in his search for a Boyfriend Free Girl; assimilating as many heartsweets as he can. That way he can be one with them FOREVER. He'd have multiple people to manifest, interact and play with...think of the implications. Just think about it.

 

[cypocryphy]

"it's weird and it's pissed off!"

Yeah,that's Chris.

 

[CatParty]

It'd take one spanking and he'd never do the offending thing again. If anything, he's a total wuss when it comes to pain.

 

[pickleniggo]

Re: If someone were to start publishing their own Sonichu co

We could use an Alec Benson Leary-meets-Liquid troll.

I think he'd post some stuff on Facebook and say I'M WORKIN' ON IT but never do anything.

"I'M WORKIN ON IT, but have not expectations of me. The TROLLS are profiting off my ORIGINAL, HAND DRAWN CREATION NOW. Leave me be, crashed into slumber in a pile of trash and goodwill clothes."