Containment What If?

He'd probably just switch franchises, he might whine about it for a good while (all day on facebook) but he'd forget about it after a week after he's found a Burger King or a Wendy's to eat at.
 
I'd assume it was the doings of some twisted higher power. I'd play along until I figured out the responsible party, find a way to undo this, and assassinate everyone involved - from the top official, to the person who takes out his garbage.

I only recently realized that this is my contingency plan for most problems I've considered. :D
 
But...I have a vagoo, not a bent duck. How can I be Chris? Unless, we all live in tiny, alternative universes where Chris is one person and all people at the same time.

I just confused myself, whoa...
 
Re: What If Chris Was Judged By The Inquisitor From Red Dwar

Chris wouldn't be deleted because all he ever does is justify things to himself.

Someone write the script of Chris justifying himself.
 
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Something like this, nonstop.
 
Stress sigh, then go to McD's and placate my despair by mixing a Sweet Tea and a lot of vodka.
 
I think he would go to Wendy's and other places like Taco bell, pizza hut or maybe KFC and possibly dairy queen if ruckersville has them.
 
Stratochu said:
I would start screaming about Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh, yell :julay: and do anything to piss him off so he would crash Son-Chu and the jerkops could get me out.
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That's probably te safest option, assuming the car had airbags.
 
Would he see a doctor? Try to0 remove it himself? Ignore it? Blame Snyder?

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He'd probably ignore it until it got infected. No lie, I don't think anyone in that house would ever be prompted enough to see a doctor until they were in unbearable pain.
 
He'd blame Snyder and the DANG DIRTY TROLLS, and it would get horribly infected, the bedbugs, fleas and roaches of 14BC would feast on it making matters even worse, and he would probably inadvertently pop it while mass debating or sleeping on it wrong and make a huge mess.
 
He would try to pop it himself, since there's always the possibility that those DANG, DIRTY TROLLS might have already infiltrated themselves into the local hospitals.
 
A homemade extraction, followed by a form of sepsis and a rush to the hospital (if he even bothers).
 
Its a longshot but I would get my dick out and start demanding that Chris suck me off. In blind homophobic rage he crashes the car and I run screaming into the night
 
he would have to convince himself he's eating healthy but also only pay like $2 for his meal. the other places don't seem as to fit what his idea of what healthy or cheap is, so he'd drive out of his way to find another mcdonalds. (ironically spending extra money on gas)

i could probably do more in one day as chris than chris has done in 30 years as chris.

he'd blame the trolls and then do nothing at all.

but knowing his current state of paranoia, he'd think it was a spy device implanted by the trolls and then proceed to mutilate himself to extract the bug.
 
Judge Holden said:
Its a longshot but I would get my dick out and start demanding that Chris suck me off. In blind homophobic rage he crashes the car and I run screaming into the night
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You do realize that could backfire horribly. What if he takes the last step out of the closet and takes you up on it?
Then forgets entirely about the road as the car veers wildly off into the other lane and plows head on into a semi (that doesn't look a thing like Optimus Prime).
 
CatParty said:
i could probably do more in one day as chris than chris has done in 30 years as chris.
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Yeah, but the question is, would it be lulzy?
 
Some people know about the infamous classical game called Cho Aniki. Just look at all those flying bodybuilding dudes! Not to mention the flying bodybuilding black dudes too in there! Oh and gotta love the gay innuendos in them.

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Imagine Chris's reaction to the Cho Aniki series. Out of all the gay things he faced, he has yet to face Cho Aniki which is gayer than Twilight and it's about as gay as it can get. Even Justin Bieber can't beat the gayness that is Cho Aniki! XD
 
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