Containment What If?

trombonista said:
Judge Holden said:
Its a longshot but I would get my dick out and start demanding that Chris suck me off. In blind homophobic rage he crashes the car and I run screaming into the night
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But your MANOS are tied with rope.
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Since I go commando just about any given day, All I need to do is shuffle my trousers down with my legs.
 
I don't want to mention this but he doesn't shower enough if not none. I'm not going to bother with detailing his skin infections since the rules here said to limit discussion about his body parts along with his hygiene. I'll let your imagination play on how bad his skin infection can be if he pops it with his bare hands.

EDIT: Okay why is an English word for a body part with fingers translated to Spanish in all caps here?
 
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
I don't want to mention this but he doesn't shower enough if not none. I'm not going to bother with detailing his skin infections since the rules here said to limit discussion about his body parts along with his hygiene. I'll let your imagination play on how bad his skin infection can be if he pops it with his bare MANOS.

EDIT: Okay why is an English word for a body part with fingers translated to Spanish in all caps here?
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It's a CWCism. He refers to his h@nds as hands.
 
mendoza said:
Fuzzy Wuzzy said:
I don't want to mention this but he doesn't shower enough if not none. I'm not going to bother with detailing his skin infections since the rules here said to limit discussion about his body parts along with his hygiene. I'll let your imagination play on how bad his skin infection can be if he pops it with his bare MANOS.

EDIT: Okay why is an English word for a body part with fingers translated to Spanish in all caps here?
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It's a CWCism. He refers to his h@nds as MANOS.
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Oh okay. I'm looking on the CWCki and it's not showing anything about him referring to his h@ands that way.
 
Hmmm... now that you mention it I don't see it either.

I could be mistaken. After all, Chris' abuse of the Spanish language is even worse than his abuse of English, so he couldn't have used it in the proper context anyway.

I give up then. Mods, why are h@nds word filtered as MANOS?
 
mendoza said:
I give up then. Mods, why are h@nds word filtered as MANOS?
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It's an inside joke, just that The Room is popular around here, there is this other cult classic movie, MANOS: the h@nds of fate that we love so yeah.
 
I'd probably use it while he was in jail in October 2011. That seems like a good time if any.
 
Just start showering and never, ever stop.
 
I'd clean the shower, then take a fucking shower.
 
The first thing I would do is make sure my underpants were clean and then immediately change them anyway.
 
Right after Chris uploaded SheCameForCWC.

Chris: WHAT DID I JUST DO?
 
Even after he became more aware of how other people perceive him, he'd still be dumb as a particularly dim brick. It might make him just a bit less interesting - he'd hide some of the good stuff, like he might not start talking about alternate universes where cartoon characters live, but he might crank up his gary stu character in the comics...

...Actually, at this point, too late for the hypothetical SRB. If he became self-aware now, he'd probably just take a bath with a toaster.
 
hm yeah said:
...Actually, at this point, too late for the hypothetical SRB. If he became self-aware now, he'd probably just take a bath with a toaster.
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If he doesn't outright kill himself, he'll just end up alienating his support/enabling network, but fail to refill that void with anyone new.

Detrimental as Barb, Rocky, and co. may be, alienating them is not a good idea for the short-term.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

He'd cry to his mom about the "Troll Tobacky" and claim to have been poisoned



Or he' d just pass out

He'd try to make his own burger then BOOM! No more CWC

He'd name it Crystal and draw a face on it
 
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