Containment What If?
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But then again he claims to be very homophobic. People who are that homophobic wouldn't even keep the Cho Aniki series if offered to them. However, considering what Chris is actually is, he probably would end up keeping the game and play them. With Bob dead, he could play the game without worrying of Bob walking in and having a heart attack from seeing the game. As for Barb, I don't know.
An Ounce of Vagina
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Chris would see all of those shirtless men and become overwhelmed with homoerotic thoughts. He'd scream in terror and run to his room (trampling the dogs and Barb), where he'd spend the next twenty-four hours staring at his Sailor Moon poster while chanting "I am straight! I am straight! I am straight!"
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An Ounce of Vagina said:
Not to mention he'll be chanting "I LIKE DYKES DYKES CHINA!". Then when one of his "fans" ask him about Cho Aniki and flying bodybuilding black dudes, he'd tell them to imagine them dissolve in stomach acid. Oh not to mention Cho Aniki would further Chris's racism against black guys and say stuff like how black dudes like to go around in public in red speedos while flexing their muscles and pose around about like the flying black dudes from Cho Aniki.
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Barb would call a expert after a few days, and then Clyde would go down to where chris lives and video tape the footage of it getting remove and upload the footage to youtube.
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Man, Playstation1 sure had weird games. Ever heard of LSD Dream Emulator?
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But answering to the topic, I think Chris would play it, but always keeping images of women on his head to STAY STRAIGHT
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But answering to the topic, I think Chris would play it, but always keeping images of women on his head to STAY STRAIGHT
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Yawning Squirtle said:Man, Playstation1 sure had weird games. Ever heard of LSD Dream Emulator?
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But answering to the topic, I think Chris would play it, but always keeping images of women on his head to STAY STRAIGHT
I have. And I thought the intro of Cho Aniki made me feel like I'm on LSD! XD
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I'm sure a lot of STRAIGHT guys played Cho Aniki but even that they aren't as gay as Chris. If Chris freaks out at even harmless images of guys hugging each other because he hates men, then one could just imagine how he would react from not only playing Cho Aniki but also having dreams of the game. XD
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Judge Holden said:
But your hands are tied with rope.
Clyde's been gone for well over a year. Someone else would have to film it.alex_theman said:
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If Chris played Cho Aniki, he would shut the console down or try to play while saying I am straight due to the gay innuedos. Really though, he wouldn't play, it would end up being on the list of games he owns but never plays, I also doubt he'd even play a shooter like Cho Aniki. Though I do wonder if he would laugh at what's in the game, I remember seeing the first boss and how it has a man coming out of a phallic area of his giant metal ball.
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c-no said:
The first boss... Wow... I couldn't tell what the hell was going on in there! But I wouldn't be surprised if he own the game but never play it. If trolls did find that he owns Cho Aniki and talk to him about it, he'd be coming up with lies that it was given to him as a gift or bought by a friend which is just as believable as his story that the dildo was sent to him as a gift when in reality he wanted it. I think he'd be more terrified at the first boss but then again he probably wouldn't be able to make it halfway through the first stage; especially with the men using other men as pogo-sticks. Whoever came up with the pogo-sticking men is a crazy genius on that one for sure.
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I've practiced getting out of various grades of ropes, knots, disposable restraints, and classic handcuffs - taught by world class instructors. If I absolutely cannot free myself, I'll do what I can to convince him I'm very willing to do what he wants, as long as he loosens my ♄ands or unties them. With my ♄ands free, I can think of a few dozen ways I could incapacitate, cripple, or kill an unarmed assailant barehanded or using my environment. I've drilled this in sedans, trucks, large SUVs, and small sports coupes. My inner Napoleon beams with glee over the possibilities.
Causing the vehicle to crash is extremely risky, and should only be one of your last resorts. Never try it unless in a densely populated area, where rescue is almost immediate. Airbags and restraints be damned, your bell will be rung hard even at 15 kmph. If you're tied up, if you're knocked harder than your captor, if you're incapacitated, if you enrage your captor, if you're isolated from help, or if you're trapped in the vehicle, you may have only succeed in making the situation worse (if you even survived the crash).
Causing the vehicle to crash is extremely risky, and should only be one of your last resorts. Never try it unless in a densely populated area, where rescue is almost immediate. Airbags and restraints be damned, your bell will be rung hard even at 15 kmph. If you're tied up, if you're knocked harder than your captor, if you're incapacitated, if you enrage your captor, if you're isolated from help, or if you're trapped in the vehicle, you may have only succeed in making the situation worse (if you even survived the crash).
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I'd freak out initially, which would probably distress him. After a while I'd try to ask to go to the bathroom or something to that extent and if successful, I'd make a run for it. I'm not in great shape, but I think I could probably outrun him unless he got smart and followed me in his car. I guess I'd have to hope that we stopped near someplace where he couldn't drive after me easily.
Odds are he'd probably have anticipated this and would refuse to stop. If Chris is smart enough to know how to not only knock you out, but to also tie you up properly and load me into his car, he'd likely know better than to free his captive. I'd probably have to take my chances at whatever location he's driving me to and to hope that I could keep from getting raped until I could escape. I don't think that normally Chris would really actively rape someone (he'd molest me, but I don't know that he'd actually rape just yet), but then again this isn't a normal Chris. This is a smarter Chris than we're used to dealing with. If it was the normal Chris then he'd probably not tie up his victim properly, if at all, and odds are that he'd accidentally OD you on whatever drug he slipped you and you'd probably die. Assuming that someone didn't see him struggling to load you into the car in the first place.
Odds are he'd probably have anticipated this and would refuse to stop. If Chris is smart enough to know how to not only knock you out, but to also tie you up properly and load me into his car, he'd likely know better than to free his captive. I'd probably have to take my chances at whatever location he's driving me to and to hope that I could keep from getting raped until I could escape. I don't think that normally Chris would really actively rape someone (he'd molest me, but I don't know that he'd actually rape just yet), but then again this isn't a normal Chris. This is a smarter Chris than we're used to dealing with. If it was the normal Chris then he'd probably not tie up his victim properly, if at all, and odds are that he'd accidentally OD you on whatever drug he slipped you and you'd probably die. Assuming that someone didn't see him struggling to load you into the car in the first place.
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Meeko
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He'd ignore it until someone else made him go to the doctor, assuming it grew in a location that he could ignore somewhat easily. If it grew on a location he could see every day, he might try to pop it himself.
I've just got this image of Chris ignoring it and then it growing until eventually it pops while he's doing something. Given how big that sucker is in the video, he wouldn't be able to ignore it. Nor would anyone around him, as cysts of that size tend to stink pretty badly. There's the possibility that he might spend time in the hospital, as some doctors would prefer to do a cyst extraction of that nature in the OR, but more likely because the cyst would be so bad that it'd affect his health in other ways.
I've just got this image of Chris ignoring it and then it growing until eventually it pops while he's doing something. Given how big that sucker is in the video, he wouldn't be able to ignore it. Nor would anyone around him, as cysts of that size tend to stink pretty badly. There's the possibility that he might spend time in the hospital, as some doctors would prefer to do a cyst extraction of that nature in the OR, but more likely because the cyst would be so bad that it'd affect his health in other ways.