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Chris does not react well to yelling, so the inevitable verbal pyrotechnics from Cole and Barb would make him extremely uncomfortable.
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As for Barbara professing her "love" for me, I have not seen any evidence of it in close to 20 years, and that's a very long time. Barbara's definition of love is a hackneyed sentimental term she uses to extract a response. Love is not something you say, it's something you do by staying in contact with a person, visiting, communicating, asking questions and answering them. You will remember that in the 16 years that I lived in California, Barbara only visited me one time. In the 11 years that I have lived in New York, she has never visited me.
In spite of the fact that it is always the parent's responsibility to guide their relationship with their children, on several occasions I have gone beyond the call of duty to visit her. But I will never make such an effort again.
Mobin Salahari said:EDIT: Wow, I never realized that the forum automatically changed "Co.le" (. added, obviously) to "Coleslaw". That is some attention to detail right there.
LordCustos3 said:Mobin Salahari said:EDIT: Wow, I never realized that the forum automatically changed "Co.le" (. added, obviously) to "Coleslaw". That is some attention to detail right there.
If you think that wordfilter is odd....try typing "Hash_Browns"
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Chris thinks that this extremely distressed cat is just being "A little fussy".
Now imagine him in charge of an infant.
Alan Pardew said:LordCustos3 said:Mobin Salahari said:EDIT: Wow, I never realized that the forum automatically changed "Co.le" (. added, obviously) to "Coleslaw". That is some attention to detail right there.
If you think that wordfilter is odd....try typing "Hash_Browns"
.......Okay, what they did do to my favourite breakfast snack?
Big Bob Pataki said:So, let's suspend our disbelief and say the unthinkable happens, Chris actually lands a sweetheart. His dreams are finally coming true, he's excited to plan the rest of his life with her, they go on dates and all seems well.
Then, after a month or two, the girl just up and falls for someone else. But since she "doesn't want to hurt him," she'll try to hide it. She'll mention hanging out with this other guy but to prevent Chris from being mad and jealous, she'll probably tell him he's gay so that Chris will think "well I don't approve of da homos but if he's gay then at least he wouldn't take my sweetheart."
Then another month or two later, he finds out. Either she admits she has been lying this whole time, or the other guy tells him, or someone takes video of the two of them Cheaters-style and shows it to Chris.
What happens then? Does he tardrage at the JERK for taking his rightful china? Or does he tardrage at the girl and realize that females are not as kind and caring as he was told they were?
Saito said:Big Bob Pataki said:So, let's suspend our disbelief and say the unthinkable happens, Chris actually lands a sweetheart. His dreams are finally coming true, he's excited to plan the rest of his life with her, they go on dates and all seems well.
Then, after a month or two, the girl just up and falls for someone else. But since she "doesn't want to hurt him," she'll try to hide it. She'll mention hanging out with this other guy but to prevent Chris from being mad and jealous, she'll probably tell him he's gay so that Chris will think "well I don't approve of da homos but if he's gay then at least he wouldn't take my sweetheart."
Then another month or two later, he finds out. Either she admits she has been lying this whole time, or the other guy tells him, or someone takes video of the two of them Cheaters-style and shows it to Chris.
What happens then? Does he tardrage at the JERK for taking his rightful china? Or does he tardrage at the girl and realize that females are not as kind and caring as he was told they were?
I doubt he would give a damn, given that he only wants China and Crystal. If he gets those two things, he wouldn't care.
Dear Chris,
I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now, I've heard that you're supposed to stay with your first girlfriend because no one else will take her place, but I'm in a bit of a dilemma. What would you do, Christian, if your true and honest sweetheart ever went after another man behind your back?
Sincerely, eddie.
I would talk with her; tell her how you feel about her doing those things with this other dude, but DO NOT voice threat or anger; Maintain a CALM Voice Tone. Then Listen and Comprehend fully on her side of the story without suspicion. Ask her not to do those things with that guy, or come to a compromise; she did that dude, so you could do one of her friends or family with her full knowledge and consent of the act; in that case, she would see from her point of view how you felt when she went out and did that dude.
Pikonic said:I did some digging and found this.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_25#This_is_perhaps_the_worst_advice_Chris_has_ever_given
In Mailbag 25, a fan asked his advice on his cheating girlfriend.
Dear Chris,
I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now, I've heard that you're supposed to stay with your first girlfriend because no one else will take her place, but I'm in a bit of a dilemma. What would you do, Christian, if your true and honest sweetheart ever went after another man behind your back?
Sincerely, eddie.
The response
I would talk with her; tell her how you feel about her doing those things with this other dude, but DO NOT voice threat or anger; Maintain a CALM Voice Tone. Then Listen and Comprehend fully on her side of the story without suspicion. Ask her not to do those things with that guy, or come to a compromise; she did that dude, so you could do one of her friends or family with her full knowledge and consent of the act; in that case, she would see from her point of view how you felt when she went out and did that dude.
No comment.