Containment What If?

Sakamoto said:
First off, driving an RV isn't the same as driving a Ford Escort. Chris would fail to allow for the wide turn radius and end up taking out a light pole or traffic signal, or change lanes and run into a smaller vehicle he didn't notice.
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Or worse, a motorcycle. As a motorcyclist this scares the :briefs: out of me.

Second, Chris doesn't keep up with maintenance on his vehicles. He would probably never realize he needs to empty the shit tank.
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Yeah, well it's not like he actually uses toilets as it is now. :briefs: So it probably won't be TOO much of a problem for him.

And while Chris may not be the hoarder that Barb is, he's not the neatest person. The RV would fill up with McDonalds wrappers and cups and smell like ass.
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To be fair, any RV Chris could afford probably already smells like ass. He'd be right at home. :tomgirl:

Whatever Chris might do with an RV, its eventual fate is to be parked in the Chandler yard, filled with junk and raccoons living in the engine.
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How is that any different from the current condition of 14BC? :ween:
 
Wasn't he already on there, at least twice?

Once for the "Want Woman" pic and once for some early tomgirl shot?
Or am I hallucinating this?

Re: In a garbage heap in rural Virginia there lived a tard..

somejerk said:
"hmm... yeah. well, i've got some good... i have a pretty good one for you 'dere. What is... what do lemmin cake, da Sphinx, and da great wall of China all have in common?"
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Gollum: "Well, smeagol says the fat, smelly hobbitsessss riddle is not trickssssy at all, is it preciousssss. No. Not tricksy at all. Sssssee a lemon cakessess is yellow like the sssssandstone bricksses to make the sssphinxses.....and the ssssphinxesses is made of ssstone like great wallses of china."
Chris: "Oh."
 
Re: In a garbage heap in rural Virginia there lived a tard..

LordCustos3 said:
somejerk said:
"hmm... yeah. well, i've got some good... i have a pretty good one for you 'dere. What is... what do lemmin cake, da Sphinx, and da great wall of China all have in common?"
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Gollum: "Well, smeagol says the fat, smelly hobbitsessss riddle is not trickssssy at all, is it preciousssss. No. Not tricksy at all. Sssssee a lemon cakessess is yellow like the sssssandstone bricksses to make the sssphinxses.....and the ssssphinxesses is made of ssstone like great wallses of china."
Chris: "Oh."
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Hmm Yeah, but anyway.
 
He would probably park near McDonalds forever.
 
Re: In a garbage heap in rural Virginia there lived a tard..

Chris will come up with a long, convoluted riddle that makes Gollum think Chris is a homo. Chris tardrages and tries to kill Gollum with Sting.
 
Re: In a garbage heap in rural Virginia there lived a tard..

Chris's Sting:

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yeah, and even then, the prisons are becoming the new asylums sooooo...
 
Let's say you owned a barber shop, or have a part-time job as a barber in Ruckersville, Virginia. On a rather dull looking afternoon, our famed long-haired hero enters your door, wanting a new hairstyle to attract the gal-pals. What hairstyle would you give him, and what will be the outcome? How would he react to this new hairstyle?
 
:tugboat: is on its way as a new month has begun, last month there was a lego spurge of content on Facebook at the start of the calender. So what should he spend his tugboat on this month and what will he spend it on most likely do you think?

I say that he should spend it on a haircut, some clothes that Carlos Chantor would approve of, hiring a maid to help clean out at least a room in the house, and a ticket to the UVA/Oregon game this weekend to chase some precious china (but that will be a loud game so maybe the VMI game on the 21st would be quieter and better for him to pursue binge drinking coeds at plus tickets will be much less expensive).

What he will spend it on is a down-payment for a PS4 for release date acquiring.

Thoughts?
 
Clear all the other customers out, close the blinds, dim the lights, pick up the straight razor, and in my most menacing voice shout:

ARE YOU PREPARED TO DYE!?

:briefs: are sure to result, from me simply asking if he wanted to dye his hair

IOW, I'd troll him
 
I'm guessing he's already spent it on DLC for games he doesn't play, Legos and McDonalds. Roughly in that order.
 
Chop chop chop.
I'd murder that long hair and give him a hairstyle that doesn't draw attention to his balding top. Possibly full buzz
 
Pikonic said:
Chop chop chop.
I'd murder that long hair and give him a hairstyle that doesn't draw attention to his balding top. Possibly full buzz
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At this point I don't think any haircut's going to take attention away from the balding. I vote shave it bald.
 
He's placing 80% the tugboat in his savings. 5% is going into seeds for his own vegetable garden out back so he and Barb can eat fresh veggies instead of relaying or McDonalds. The remaining 10 will go into fertile chicken eggs and feed for a chicken coop he biult from junk in his yard so they have chicken and eggs to eat at no cost. He plans on doing this for a few months, by the end of 2014 he should have enough for his own apartment.

Or toys and vidya, whatever.
 
Healthy food, good drinks and just necessities, like any reasonable and responsible person on welfare would.

Yeah, right. He's probably spent most of it on vidya, McD's and microwavable food.

And maybe on bandages for Barb's holey buttocks.
 
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