Containment What If?

Pikonic said:
State laws differ, but here in CT, a disabled person can remain legally dependent on their parents for life. If its true in VA, Chris is dependent on Barb, so he would need to be placed with his next of kin.

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And Coleslaw would say "No", and then CWC is put into a group home for autists
 
SlowInTheMinds said:
Pikonic said:
State laws differ, but here in CT, a disabled person can remain legally dependent on their parents for life. If its true in VA, Chris is dependent on Barb, so he would need to be placed with his next of kin.

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And Coleslaw would say "No", and then CWC is put into a group home for autists
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And honestly, he'd be better off.
 
She'd likely receive the medical care she needs for her holey buttocks, three meals a day, and a clean environment. Don't know how she would react to the loss of her hoard.

Chris would overreact and quite possibly end up in the same situation. No vidya, no hungry mans, and not to mention the mandatory exercise out in the yard.
 
Considering the whole reason that she's still on probation is because she assaulted an officer who was trying to arrest her baby, I wouldn't be surprised if she immediately escalates the situation from zero to CHRISSUN GIT IN THE CAR THEM OFFICERS AIN'T TAKIN YOU WAY FROM ME.
 
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Chris would lead the way to Equestria's ruin.

Now, I've annoyed bronies before with the argument that the MLP universe operates on the concept of destiny (as in things are per-determined) rather than free will. Well, imagine if Chris, being a subtle as a brick to the face, would reveal the existence of the TV show. If they would consider it, and understand what a cartoon is, it would be like the dawn of a new religion. Maybe dedicated to Faust, maybe to Hasbro in general. Prayers to whatever in order to per-ordain events for more desirable outcomes. Maybe even denouncement of royalty. Maybe even a militant group seeking to come to our world and force Hasbro to make the changes they want.

And it's all thanks to Chris.
 
I wondered if Chris is a regular user of TV Tropes. I can imagine him using the tropes almost every time in the comics and his videos.

Probably PS3 games.

Chris will whine about how The GAMe PLACe planned to get Barb in jail.
 
pickles said:
Isn't Detroit basically a real life CWCVille now?
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Nah Detroit doesn't jail gays and black people for existing.
 
He would be like those SJWs that think "if I like this on Facebook, something amazing will happen" when in actuality, nothing fucking happens.
 
PhilPickleman said:
Chris would probably label the entity was a troll then decide to launch all Ibogaine to the moon. *yawn*
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I can imagine OPL smacking himself in the head with his shoe and whinily bellowing "Staaahp! Staaaahp exceeding da Hurtful Truth Level, you dang dirty transfinite spiritual entity!"
 
Re: What is a big, lavish high school reunion came around...

Can he Facebook in jail?

This would be the biggest "Fuck You, love God" Chris would ever receive. It'd probably make him atheist.
 
He'd find the list of people in attendance and personally Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha each and every one of them.

This might be more of a "what happens when" than a "what if" scenario since I have to imagine he's on thin ice by this point after his various moving vehicle-related mishaps.

Would he continue to just drive on a suspended/revoked license? He'd almost certainly get caught eventually, and driving on a suspended license in VA is a Class 1 misdemeanor, which can be punished by up to a year in jail and a $2500 fine. Assuming that punishment is so great even a dolt like him wouldn't risk it, he'd be trapped in 14BC all day every day, with no means of transportation at all, unless Barb still drives, which doesn't seem likely.

Would/could it motivate him to start walking or riding a bike? Given his terrible health and the distance from Charlottesville (16 miles according to the CWCki), I can't see that happening. I also doubt Ruckersville is serviced by any real public transportation system, so the only other option would be calling a taxi every time he wants to go somewhere, which would get expensive fast.
 
It would be like the last reunion and the next reunion and every subsequent reunion.

He wouldn't be there.

He can't complain about EXPENSIVE GAS anymore then.
 
If he could find a way to contact whoever was in charge, he's probably try to get them to postpone it til he's out. Hell, Chris' classmates are probably waiting for his inevitable jail time so that they can have their reunion.

In all honesty, though, it'd probably give Chris a chance to believe the reunion would have been magical and amazing had he gone, rather than realize the truth by actually going to it. Chris would be able to remain in his cushy delusions.
 
Our favorite lumberjack has given the chance to live out only one more week with his family by Godbear on the second year of his death. And now on Sunday, Christian awakes to realize that Bob has came back to life.

How would everyone's reaction be? How will he react what Bard and Chris has been doing the past two years since he had left the Earth? And how will YOU react? Yes you, our beloved member of this very forum.
 
Are you fucking serious? Mods, if you butt in now, you never know what they'll say later......
 
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