Containment What If?

[SodomyRocket]

He could probably find one in the hoard.

 

[Pikonic]

I'd feel bad for Bob. When he kicked the bucket everything he did to help with Chris's finances went to shit. He got the debt under control and gave Chris gift cards as allowance to make sure that didn't happen again. Seeing Chris spending again would really grind his gears.
Oh, and that other incident.
He'd give Barb a talking to about assaulting a cop, all to protect Chris from his own damn mistakes. The Matthew Nobel call showed Bob didn't like the game place, so he ignored it. Had he been alive in October 2011, he would have yelled at Chris not to go to the damn place.
The Yard
Bob would fix it and tell them both to tend it at the weeks end. The Matthew Devora call showed bob had Chris help in the garden, so the ignorance card won't fly.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Coleslaw would be peeved.

 

[Blue Max]

Chris doesn't respect the law and feels any penalties imposed on him are unjust harassment. He would continue to drive without a license, although he would probably take the precautions of not driving too far and maybe only going at times when he is less likely to be caught. The alternative of having to walk to go buy food is just unthinkable to Chris.

... That's something I hadn't even considered. After all, if he still has a working car, he probably wouldn't see anything wrong with going ahead and driving it and if the popo approach him... well, I am sure that would not end well. Driving without a license and then getting into a fight with the popo would definitely result in big trouble.

As for walking to get food, this is not a feasible option even for a healthy person because 14BC is pretty rural from my guess. I have no clue how far 14BC is from the nearest food store but I am sure that regardless of distance, Chris would not want to walk even if the store was a mere half mile from his house or something. He's just too damn lazy.

Chris will drive without a license; I even think Barb would tell him to do so. He won't avoid legal scrutiny for too long, so, he'll get busted good for it sooner rather than later, but that's been well said.

That said, from perusing a map:
inside 1/2th of a mile is a Dunkin Donuts, a Chinese Restaurant and Fabios Pizza.
I put Walmart and CVS both at around 3 Miles away.

Now 3 miles isn't a fun walk, and it might very well be beyond OPL's ability, but I'm not in athletic shape either and I was able to go around 7 miles in one shot. Walking to Walmart and Back would be no fun at all for me, I'd probably have to bring a 2 liter with me and buy an extra one from Walmart to do it, but I could probably manage 20-30 pounds of groceries on a backpack.

I think the average person would be really unhappy at having to do it, particularly doing it in suboptimal conditions, but be able to do it and frankly get better at it every time--it might even become an important source of exercise; that's something like 2 1/2 to 3 hours of walking. If Chris actually did this, it would probably do him a LOT of good even if he made the trip once a week.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Chris doesn't respect the law and feels any penalties imposed on him are unjust harassment. He would continue to drive without a license, although he would probably take the precautions of not driving too far and maybe only going at times when he is less likely to be caught. The alternative of having to walk to go buy food is just unthinkable to Chris.

... That's something I hadn't even considered. After all, if he still has a working car, he probably wouldn't see anything wrong with going ahead and driving it and if the popo approach him... well, I am sure that would not end well. Driving without a license and then getting into a fight with the popo would definitely result in big trouble.

As for walking to get food, this is not a feasible option even for a healthy person because 14BC is pretty rural from my guess. I have no clue how far 14BC is from the nearest food store but I am sure that regardless of distance, Chris would not want to walk even if the store was a mere half mile from his house or something. He's just too damn lazy.

Chris will drive without a license; I even think Barb would tell him to do so. He won't avoid legal scrutiny for too long, so, he'll get busted good for it sooner rather than later, but that's been well said.

That said, from perusing a map:
inside 1/2th of a mile is a Dunkin Donuts, a Chinese Restaurant and Fabios Pizza.
I put Walmart and CVS both at around 3 Miles away.

Now 3 miles isn't a fun walk, and it might very well be beyond OPL's ability, but I'm not in athletic shape either and I was able to go around 7 miles in one shot. Walking to Walmart and Back would be no fun at all for me, I'd probably have to bring a 2 liter with me and buy an extra one from Walmart to do it, but I could probably manage 20-30 pounds of groceries on a backpack.

I think the average person would be really unhappy at having to do it, particularly doing it in suboptimal conditions, but be able to do it and frankly get better at it every time--it might even become an important source of exercise; that's something like 2 1/2 to 3 hours of walking. If Chris actually did this, it would probably do him a LOT of good even if he made the trip once a week.

He could always buy a cart or something online to help carry things. He would be less depressed too since exercise and sunlight help against depression.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I hate to say this, but Chris losing his license would be a huge step in the right direction. Now, I know that it would really inconvenience Barb, and I really do feel bad about that, but Chris is a danger to himself and others right now. I think there are public assistance programs to get house-bound people their meds and maybe even a caregiver to check on her a few times a week.

Of course, it would pretty much take a court to realize that Chris is incompetent before that happens, but in an ideal world Chris wouldn't drive and Barb would still get her medicine.

 

[José Mourinho]

It would be interesting if Chris thinks that his classmates are also the trolls.

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This would be the closest Chris doing a let's play.

She would be the closest Chris would ever get a sweetheart.

A would snatch it.

Bonus points if a video is shown a purse in a jar of pickles.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He's talking about the various things he's fit up his ass. Watch closely.

 

[Sakamoto]

It would be interesting if Chris thinks that his classmates are also the trolls.

His classmates trolled him long before the internet:

I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

 

[The Dude]

Chalk me up as someone who believes he'd just keep on keepin' on like he still had it.

What if we all just hallucinated Chris? Like we all got hold of some bad drugs or are having a fever dream?

 

[Bob's Fries]

What if we all just hallucinated Chris? Like we all got hold of some bad drugs or are having a fever dream?

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So kinda like this, but with Chris Chan?

 

[Some JERK]

Chalk me up as someone who believes he'd just keep on keepin' on like he still had it.

Lots of people do that. Lots of people get away with it too. My license isn't suspended, but if it were and i were still driving on it, probably nothing would happen for a very long time (if ever). I can't remember the last time i got pulled over. it's been years and years.

Now Chris... Chris can not drive or stay out of trouble for shit. So he'd probably get busted within 6 months, easy.

 

[rosechuismywaifu]

I'd probably crash into slumber

 

[champthom]

I'd tell my doctor to up my meds.

 

[Duke Nukem]

If Chris somehow was able to get his account approved on the LoveShy forums (very small chance because they are now super paranoid) then he would probably run into Cenobite, who, in many ways, is even more pathetic than Chris could ever be. His reaction to Cenobite would be interesting, no doubt.

 

[CatParty]

he'd get banned within a day

 

[Duke Nukem]

Chris wouldn't need all that firepower to take down all those men. The smell of his poor hygiene and would send them running in terror, if not dying from the stench.

 

[Judge Holden]

(not at all inspired by my purchase today of the new amnesia game...nope...noway)

For those who dont know, the "Amnesia" series of games is pretty much the only genuinely and brief-soilingly scary survival horror series out there, due in part to the fact that the protagonist has no weapons or means of defending himself aside from running and hiding from the nightmarish monsters which are hunting him/her and the consistantly pitch black tone of the story. Thus I wonder what would chris do if put in the shoes of such a protagonist since running and hiding tend to be his immidiate reaction to most IRL things.

Thus I present this hypothetical scenario

Amnesia: The Tards Descent

“The year is 2013. Penniless Manchild Christian Weston Chandler has returned to the Charlottesville Mall from a disastrous expedition Walmart, which has ended in tragedy. Wracked by autism, haunted by dreams of a dark machine, he recovers consciousness in the darkened, empty mall with no idea how much time has passed since his last memory. As he struggles to his feet, somewhere beneath him an engine splutters, coughs, roars to life…”


Chris is alone, armed with nothing but a fleshlight and has no option but to run and hide from the nightmarish figures that haunt his steps, and has an entire mall to hide in while he tries to find out who or what has trapped him there and survive till the morning

How long does he last?

 

[MrTroll]

Re: What if Chris was the main character in an "Amnesia" gam



He'd give the name "Dark Descent" a whole new meaning.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Re: What if Chris was the main character in an "Amnesia" gam

Because the mall is deserted, he'd destroy all HexBoxes then get killed while playing a PS3.