Containment What If?

c-no said:
Alan Pardew said:
CatParty said:
glasses?
kinda frumpy?

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possible real father
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What if Chris found out that Michael Snyder is his real father?
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Chris would be saying this with rage:
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Chris has suffered way more emotional pain then Luke. :x
 
Sakamoto said:
Whatever, as long as this "anime" doesn't have any panty shots. :briefs:
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It's handled the same way as Kagome from InuYasha, short skirts but they're always angled to avoid showing the underwear. Here's an example:

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They must been expressly told to never allow any panty shots, her skirt even stays up when she's hanging upside down.
 
If he was Henriques, he would do a terrible job at making Arnold go with him to Val Verde. He would pretty much ignore Arnold escaping the airplane.
 
He'd promptly soil himself and run out of the house to hunt down a new sweetheart. The moment he realizes that he doesn't have to obey :snorlax: he'll also think it means he doesn't have to obey laws or jerkops.
 
What if Chris went on the X-Factor? What song would he sing? What would he tell the judges he does for a living? Would it be the return of the Sonichu Medallion? Would Chris talk to Sonichu during the audition? what would the judges think of him? Would be lay claim to being the leader of the Hedgehog boys?
 
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Rambling introduction and all.

They'd think he was fucking terrible.
 
Signs of the apocalypse:

* Cats Marry Dogs.
* Hamburgers Eat People.
* Chris'tard Chanderp has a coherent thought.
* Reality itself collapses in on itself, and existence ends.
 
Alan Pardew said:
I wonder if it's possible for Chris to get into Sailor Moon even more.
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More? No.

We get it, it's unlikely. This is a what if, not when.
Barb would threaten to kill herself. Chris would wallow back to her. If she threatens suicide enough, he may get wise on her shit and move out, get some government housing or some shit.
Unlikely, but this is a pure hypothetical after all.
 
I can imagine one of the bosses to be Jimmy Hill there. :ween:

Chris will probably wish to have the power to attract boyfriend-free girls.

Classic Chris: Typical Chris costume with the Sonichu medallion, singing any song from the Christian & The Hedgehog Boys.

Modern Chris: Chris with a tomgirl look, singing any song from Robee Sonee & the Tomgirls.

Either way, the judges would tell him to stop within 20 seconds of him singing.
 
exball said:
Chris has suffered way more emotional pain then Luke. :x
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What the Empire did to Alderaan was potatoes compared to Chris.
 
Chris would be oblivious until it got so obvious that he couldn't play denial anymore, such as Barb telling Chris directly. That's unlikely to happen unless she thought she could profit from it, such as her thinking that she could get Real Daddy to pay the Chandler household's bills in part or in full. If she was a little younger and/or not so lazy, I could see Barb hitting the streets in search of another guy to live off of. It's pretty much what she did with Bob.

But if Chris were to figure it out on his own, I can see him complaining heavily to anyone that would listen. Hilarity would ensue if he thought that Coleslaw would be sympathetic to his plight, although who knows. Maybe he would be. In all fairness, I did always sort of think that Coleslaw demanding that Chris asking Barb about his parentage was a dick move. If a guy with (supposedly) full intelligence couldn't get it out of her, Chris wouldn't succeed either. At one point in his life and probably to some extent now, Barb could tell Chris just about anything and he's believe her.

Mourning Dove said:
1. What wish did Christian make to Kyuubey?
2. What does Christian's magical tomgirl outfit look like? :tomgirl:
3. What unique wish-related power does Christian have? (i.e. Sayaka's instant healing, Homura's time powers, etc.)
4. Would Chris even want to fight witches? Would he be too lazy or cowardly? Or would he abuse his powers to simply get revenge on the trolls and/or find a sweetheart?
5. What event leads to Chris's downfall and transformation of a witch? :heart-empty:
6. What would Chris look and act like as a witch? What would his barrier and familiars look like? (I think CWCville and Sonichu, respectively)
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I'll actually answer this seriously.

1. Chris would either wish for a sweetheart or he'd wish for revenge on everyone. That part's easy.

2. His costume would be similar to Sailor Moon's as far as appearance goes, as he's not really all that imaginative and I don't know that he's really watched a huge amount of magical girl type anime that has struck his fancy quite as much as SM goes.

3. The obvious answer? :briefs: Otherwise it'd probably be scream related, as his his Kame-Ye-Ha crap.

4/5/6. He'd abuse the powers and get turned into a witch pretty quickly. His actions would be pretty much about the same and he's probably get decked out in his traditional Sonichu crap.


However the interesting thing would be how Chris would deal with how dark everything would get. That's a pretty messed up series as a whole. It's probably cause him to crash into slumber pretty quickly. The amount of energy Kyubey would get from Chris turning witch and fighting the remaining magic girls would be pretty large.
 
hmm.... while my only exposure to the series has been sfdebris review of it (which made me put it on the shortlist of anime i should watch on the near future)

I believe that bunnycat would approach chris after one JEWLAAAAAY call too many and chris would wish for vengeance upon all those who have slandered and mocked him through rampant trollery. This works initially works and all those who trolled him suffer horrible fates and misfortune...but this just motivates countless more internetters to take to the keyboard and troll him both to avenge the trolls and christorians and to defy this corpulent frilly tyrant, increasing the trolling a hundredfold and causing him to be pelted with pickles in the street whenever he ventures outside... thus leading him to finally realise that his own actions are the source of his trolling, thus turning him into a GERMAN WARFARE WITCH!!!
 
Alan Pardew said:
I can imagine one of the bosses to be Jimmy Hill there. :ween:
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I myself can imagine Snyder being one of the bosses along with Mary Lee Walsh.
 
Wouldn't accept it. That's just asking for unwanted friend requests and overall creepiness. |:(

He'd continue to drive. I know a lot of people that have suspended/revoked licenses and continue to do so, one even has been in jail several times for driving without one, comes out and keeps driving. *yawn*
 
I agree. Chris would most likely drive without a license until he ran into another DANG DIRTY SMOKER in the El Agave parking lot or he gets pulled over. Then he's in a world of crap.

I've been driving for 8 years and I've only had to show my license while driving twice: one was an accident (in my first year of driving *yawn* ) and another was when I was speeding at night. IIRC we only know of four incidents with Chris: El Agave, hitting a car when he got a math problem stuck in his head, and the two Game Place incidents. As long as he doesn't drive like an idiot, he'd be OK.

He'd either have to get Meals on Wheels (they deliver to anyone who can't reasonably prepare their own food, and an elderly widow with holey buttocks and her adult autistic child qualify) or get his food delivered from the Chinese and pizza place (why doesn't it surprise me that Chris would make a place that's only a half mile away deliver to him?). He could get the Red Cross to take Barb to her doctor's appointments. When they have to go to Walmart for stuff they could pay the high price for a taxi and hoard their purchase (why not, they hoard everything else).

Two other things - Chris would need another form of ID for official documents and his lack of transportation means he'd have to be around Barb a lot more.
 
What if Ruckersville, VA was closer to the Atlantic ocean? Would Chris get a tan in his tomgirl swimsuit? Or would he stalk boyfriend-free girls? Would Chris even know how to swim? At least the exposure to seawater would improve his hygiene...
 
Ruckersville could be IN the Atlantic ocean and Chris would still just go to McDonalds and the Mall.
 
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