Containment What If?

'Staying straight'
weighing grand
pounds of weight

I can't wait
to go where the Snorlax hoards...

can you tell me how to get
how to get to Branch-a-land Court?
 
impossibility said:
'Staying straight'
weighing grand
pounds of weight

I can't wait
to go where the Snorlax hoards...

can you tell me how to get
how to get to Branch-a-land Court?
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This is the best thing I've read all day.
Also Chris would get BLANGRY because Big Bird's imaginary friend ended up being real. Sorry :sonichu:
 
Brother, nothing good would happen unless you are Rob Bell charging him by the hour.

Brother, there would be a lot of restraining orders issued.

And Oscar The Grouch would no longer be the grossest and smelliest resident
 
There is one last alternative to consider, Medabots. Basically pokemon but with interchangeable parts... and they are armed with guns and missiles. CWC with a robotic killing machine (since I'm sure Chris knows nothing of the rules of robotics) to take revenge on the trolls.
 
JarlaxleBaenre said:
Bane, from Batman and Robin is a good estimate of Chris's abilities as a Batman villain in terms of stratagem, with a Maxie Zeus personality. Never mind the pickle on Bane's chest.
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And just like Bane from Batman and Robin, he'd be strung along into doing stupid things by Ivy.
 
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Here I thought he was already the supervillain Autismo. Stealing from Neurotypicals and giving to Slow-in-da-minds
 
He would most likely stand by the "No Darkies" rule if that happened back then, but considering that currently he's desperate for a girlfriend, he might drop the rule.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Cookie Monster could probably give him some tips on improving his diet - like drinking milk.
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Oh yeah, I remember that whole "cookie monster goes on a diet" thing I heard on the radio a few years ago.
 
Hulk Hogan said:
And Oscar the Grouch would no longer be the grossest and smelliest resident
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"I know I live in a trash can, but dude, you need to clean up your house already. That's too much."
 
Chris would demonstrate the concepts of Near and Far by showing the ladies' reactions to him showing up in Hoopers' with his Attraction Sign.

He'd probably try start a petition to change the letters of the day to CWC, and get incredible resentful of the "Snooty, Uncaring Street." when they tried to explain why it was a bad idea.

However, I think he'd immediately soften and become less bitter if he hung out with Big Bird and Snuffy. If that doesn't soften his heart, I dunno what would.

Unless of course, he accused the puppeteers of being trolls. "You aren't even the REAL GROVER. DAMN IMPOSTOR."
 
They would chloroform him, dump his ass in the middle of the woods and nobody would tell him how to get to Sesame Street.
 
I imagine it wouldn't last long because he'd inevitably make an accidental racist comment infront of her. Then again, her standards must not be very high if she's willing to get with him in the first place.
 
To be fair, not being sexually attracted to another ethnicity, does not necessarily make you a racist. I believe a lot of how people find others attractive is like cultural conditioning, I am mostly attracted to Caucasian and Latino women and some Indian and Arab women as well, and with men I am strongly attracted to Caucasians,especially Russians. I think If I was raised in an African nation, no matter what ethnicity I was, I would be more attracted black women, then if I was from the U.S where the stereotypical image of a sexy woman is a blonde, skinny, Caucasian. Chris however does show signs of being uncomfortable around black people, and the way he specified, white women only, on his sign, is really insensitive, which is why it is funny.
 
I may be very wrong on this, but I think he's legit afraid of black people, much like the gays.
 
exball said:
Chris seems to be willing to lower his standards.

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That lower torso. How? Just, how?
 
Uh no, a black girl hot or not would not touch nasty trash with a ten foot pole let alone touch a creature like Chris. If a black girl did flirt with him it'd be because of the girl being dared in to doing it or just to cruelly shoot him down when he gets too close.

We black girls are tricky bitches.

But if it did happen...I can see Chris being enraged when he's not one of the baby daddies or he'd end up on some trashy talk show being squeezed for his :tugboat: to be used for child support.

the last part is a joke.
 
All right while I know there is no way in blue blazing hell that Sonichu would ever get made into a game, Take the moment dear board members to imagine that some idiot at Nintendo and/or Sony (or Microsoft)'s company or if Chris used his :tugboat: that he's saved (Never will happen but let's pretend anyway) decided to collaborate together to make the wish of our Autistic hero come true?

Would it be a brand new hit game that everyone would want this holiday season? Would it be so much of a flop that the person(s) in charge of the development team was fired for creating a stupid game? Would Chris star and voice himself in the game? How much would the game cost to purchase in stores? And finally would Chris unlock the achievement of having a boyfriend-free girl that falls at his feet (another unlikely event) begging to have his babies?

Read, Think, Discuss board members!
 
given that Chris completely fails to land a girl even in a totally fictional realm over which he has absolute creative control, i'd say it would be a game with one level that was impossible to complete.
 
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