Containment What If?

[Crustypuff101]

What if Chris got taken by child services? I'm pretty sure he's still eligible if you consider his mental age.

He would be a more fucked up mess. Nothing will ever change Chris, if that were to happening. I'd assume Chris would be placed in a workshop for the mentally challenged. The adult services would try to land him a job and he would make sure he would get fired in each one he got and he would continue to live as a man child with no responsibility.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris decides being a tranny dyke isn't for him and would rather join Strikerwolf's pack as a wolfkin?

We'd get to see him waste money on fursona commissions.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was for president? What if Chris(tine) tried to get the nomination for the Democratic or Republican parties against Hillary Clinton or the current 27 Republican candidates?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was 300 years old?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was 300 years old?

His lack of common sense would've made that impossible. He wouldn't live to be 100, let alone 300. But if, by some miracle, he did, he would still be woefully ignorant and insular.

What if Chris was sent back in time to Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris went back to July 4, 1776 and accidently burned The Declaration of Independence?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris went back to July 4, 1776 and accidently burned The Declaration of Independence?

He'd be hailed as a hero by the Loyalists, and the Patriots would want him scalped.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris hit his head and suddenly realized all the horrible things he's done in his life were wrong?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris hit is head and suddenly realized all the horrible things he's done in his life were wrong?

As harsh as it sounds, I think the revelations would be traumatic enough for him to contemplate suicide or at the very least consider therapy and post a mass apology online. Eight-to-nine years of battling organized trolling and weenery can do that to a man/woman/rotisserie pig?

What if Chris found out he was the illegitimate son of the embodiment of thrash metal Paul Baloff?

 

[Paladin]

What if Chris was actually a skilled cook/baker and at least kept his kitchen clean enough to use... and part of the videos he made were about cooking delicious stuff, and such cooking was featured somewhat more in his comics?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris hit his head and suddenly realized all the horrible things he's done in his life were wrong?

He would still lack the mental ability to do anything better.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if future societies regarded Chris as a saint/god?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if future societies regarded Chris as a saint/god?

They wouldn't be human societies, that's for sure.

 

[Doggy]

What if Chris was actually a skilled cook/baker and at least kept his kitchen clean enough to use... and part of the videos he made were about cooking delicious stuff, and such cooking was featured somewhat more in his comics?

Yeah no, his health would probably not be so shitty, and I don't remember WHO told me this but the Chandler family has been eating processed fast foods since at least early 2014, Barb offered to make spaghetti but Chris refused, they've been eating shitty stuff ever since, and it explains his recent weight gain.

What if Chris learned how to drive by playing Grand Theft Auto?

I don't even think he has played Grand Theft Auto, the most violent things he has played (According to PSN) are Mortal Kombat 9 and God of War 3.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Bob was still alive when Trump announced his candidacy?

 

[Doggy]

What if the Chris' lesbian party actually pans out?

I'd see it going a little like this: Chris invites a couple lesbians, really ugly ones who are just there because they feel bad for Chris, It's night time, Chris molests one of them, finds out they have a penis, makes a big scene of it, the lesbians report it to the gay club Chris fancies, and he gets banned, then we'd have another place Chris is banned from.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't even think he has played Grand Theft Auto, the most violent things he has played (According to PSN) are Mortal Kombat 9 and God of War 3.

He played the first mission of GTA IV. Obviously CAZZIN ROMAN hit too close to home with him.

 

[Doggy]

He played the first mission of GTA IV. Obviously CAZZIN ROMAN hit too close to home with him.

Actually I don't know about just the first mission being played, when I first got GTA IV, I played the first mission then spent at least 60 hours free roaming the next few days without playing the second mission.

 

[CWCissey]

Actually I don't know about just the first mission being played, when I first got GTA IV, I played the first mission then spent at least 60 hours free roaming the next few days without playing the second mission.

If Chris was actually entertained, he would have completed the game.

 

[Doggy]

1. Hang Christine out of a helicopter like in Scarface
   Most helicopters have maximum lifting weights that Chris would exceed

1. Helicopters have a weight limit of 1,240 lbs, and 300 lbs per person, Chris isn't even 300 lbs yet, he's at most 250.

If Chris was actually entertained, he would have completed the game.

He was entertained by Parappa the rappa on PSP (which sucked) for a very long time, so i'm sure he played GTA IV alot, probably pretending everybody he killed was one of his trolls.

BUUUT now I have a question thats sort of what if and sort of not but I don't really have anywhere else to put it, if Chris were to kill himself, how would he do it?