Containment What If?

Would he even regonize her? I heard that he was in the same Best Buy as Kacey and Liquid, but he didn't recognize them at all.
 
Pikonic said:
Nothing, just like many others on the Internet, he puffs up his feathers online, but is a major pussy IRL.
If they were at a mall, he'd take a picture and Facebook "I got her!". If she approached him, he'd :briefs:
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Probably this, though if she's by herself he might feel bold enough to confront her and yell at her a bit or demand his stupid anime DVD's back.
 
:briefs:

That is all.

His heart level would be shattered to -100% instantly upon seeing the Bitchqueen, his autistic shell would calcify instantly and he would find himself unable to move, speak, or even notice his sphincter giving up the ghost and unleashing an unholy abomination in his tomgirly panties.
 
Chris is all talk. He's never directly confronted anyone. For all the trouble he's ever gotten in, the worst of it is mostly because shit escalates when he's trying to flee from confrontation. Remember when he ran into Snyder at McDonalds? If he ran into Megan it would be the same. He would be "shocked by surprise", maybe try to snap a pic, high tail it like a pussy, and then go home and post to Facebook about how she threatened him.
 
Chris at a Bolt-Thrower concert in full Tomgirl attire would just be wonderful.

Give him a black tshirt, black miniskirt, undo the pigtails and he'd fit right in. Pre-gig he'd probably get groped up a bit by JERKS mistaking him for Jo Bench, and he'd most probably love it!
 
Pine Tar said:
AFAIK, Chris isn't stupid. At least, he isn't clinically stupid. What makes him look dumb is his terrifying lack of common sense. The only reasons why it took him six years to get an Associate's Degree were behavioral problems and probably taking one-two class(es) per semester.
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"Lack of common sense" seems like a mild way to describe someone who believes he can talk to cartoon characters and curse people with magical voodoo powers.
 
Well, without sounding nasty, and without sounding supportive, toall those people who bang their head on mats whilst facing Mecca, or palm their hands and bow their heads to speak with Godbearjesus, or do whatever ritual they prefer to perform to talk to their preferred skyfairy - is that better or worse than conversing with a cartoon skunk who may, or may have not, created the entirety of existence?
 
Jobbychu said:
Well, without sounding nasty, and without sounding supportive, toall those people who bang their head on mats whilst facing Mecca, or palm their MANOS and bow their heads to speak with Godbearjesus, or do whatever ritual they prefer to perform to talk to their preferred skyfairy - is that better or worse than conversing with a cartoon skunk who may, or may have not, created the entirety of existence?
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You're actually less insane for doing something insane if you have millions of other people doing it with you, in contrast to doing something insane by yourself.
 
Jobbychu said:
But that makes absolutely no sense at all....
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A person who's doing something insane by himself has to overcome certain mental obstacles, like the fear of what everyone else thinks. A person who does what millions (maybe it has to be billions) of other people are doing doesn't really have this issue.

Basically, you have to break more mental barriers and societal norms to do something insane on your own. In Chris's case, he isn't even aware that others would consider him insane for talking to cartoon characters and doing voodoo curses.
 
Knowledge wouldn't do Chris a bit of good because knowledge is the acquiring of facts. He would still be too lazy to use them. What he needs is wisdom, the application of facts.
 
AtroposHeart said:
Would he even regonize her? I heard that he was in the same Best Buy as Kacey and Liquid, but he didn't recognize them at all.
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I wonder this. Autism causes one to have trouble recognising faces. Chances are if she wasn't wearing exactly what she was last to he saw her he wouldn't even notice.
 
Theoretically - he would go up to her and bitch her out and yell at her and stuff.

In reality - he would tell Barb and have Barb bitch her out while he literally hides behind her.
 
A battle of epic proportions would commence.

Q-sands, mashed potato grenades, and Sailor Moon DVD's would be flying everywhere. Sonichu and Chris's other abominations would join him and the entire forum would fight alongside Megan to defend her honor. There would be mass casualties on both sides, but in the end, Chris would be defeated. He would stare at the corpses of his creations, look at Megan, shit his briefs, and then run home crying to Barb. Then there will be spooning, crashing (:_( , and then some more spooning.

OR, Chris would just take a picture of her and scurry away to safety before she noticed anything. But that's not as exciting.
 
He would see and walk right past her, since he's not that good at facial recognition. Really, unless she was wearing the exact same jean jacket, haircut, dark shirts, and skin as she was in '08, he'd miss her completely
 
Depends on who's mind you are going for in this case, Chris' or average gamers........


In Chris', he would love the game, and would be Phil Fish 2.0. He would make a blog all about it, and would go crazy when anybody made fun of the game.

Players however would become an IRL Angry Video Game Nerd, make videos trashing it, causing Chris to rage more, causing a sequel to never happen.

I'd drink enough so that I forget everything.

I'd buy one. Mostly because I want to use it to summon the spirit of Bob Chandler to tell me what was wrong with Chris.
 
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