Containment What If?

[SodomyRocket]

Chris's socially cool and awesome tomgirl rifle.

I think it needs more and possibly .

You could always shop it since I would but I'm too much of a noob to do it properly.

Also Ammunition is exspensive!

 

[Duke Nukem]

Depending on what species he was hunting, like brown bear, yes, that indeed could happen.

There are stories of people getting their ass handed to then by bucks and bulls too

Dude, that's the appeal of this sport. At least for me, it is. I like venison, but it can be tricky to cook it right sometimes.

I have yet to try bear though. Maybe one day I can try mountain lion

 

[Princess]

Re: what do you think the chandlers home be like if it was c

It would still be a depressing shithole, just a different kind of depressing shithole.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I'm no hunter, but I've heard that processing the hunted game is really bloody and messy. Imagine Chris trying to cut up and process a dead animal in his already gross house!

Re: what do you think the chandlers home be like if it was c

I bet it would smell akin to a thrift store (those smell like old people houses to me), rather than akin to shit.

 

[Some JERK]

there aren't a lot of kids back there, but I'm sure the few kids who do live in that cluster of dead-end streets know full well that 14 BLC isn't on any self-respecting candy-hunters treasure map.

 

[SodomyRocket]

I'm no hunter, but I've heard that processing the hunted game is really bloody and messy. Imagine Chris trying to cut up and process a dead animal in his already gross house!

Bullet holes give me the prickly wicklies mkay.

 

[Pikonic]

"YOUR IDEA SUCKS AFUKING POO POO"
I miss Sonichu The Animated Series.

 

[Ruckersvillian]

Re: what do you think the chandlers home be like if it was c

Someone else's house.

 

[Coldgrip]

I'm no hunter, but I've heard that processing the hunted game is really bloody and messy. Imagine Chris trying to cut up and process a dead animal in his already gross house!

Not only would Chrissyboy have to deal with the usual (and unusual) diseases and bacteria floating around the Chandler kitchen, but he'd also have to contend with parasites and diseases that might be present in the meat. And considering Chris has no experience cooking... Actually now that I think about it, Chris really isn't allowed to cook because he was never taught and using the kitchen would involve moving some of Blarb's hoard and Barb vowed to cook anything again, so how would he prepare the meat?

 

[CWCissey]

Re: what do you think the chandlers home be like if it was c

Flatter.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He probably would shoot some trees (in a futile attempt to kill a bird or something) before going inside to play his vidya.

Turn it into real-life CWCVille. Complete with its own currency.

Then get impeached and arrested for his atrocities.

Re: what do you think the chandlers home be like if it was c

Uhh... Cleaner I guess?

I mean even if you clean a sad-looking house, it'll still look like a sad-looking house.

If anything, he'd try to hit on women wearing sexy costumes. Or keep to himself doing whatever.

Either way, people would be wondering why he was even invited there in the first place.

I like the idea of Chris in a shark tank...

It's actually kind of weird seeing a posts like this without a at the end.

Probably because it can get overused (or for that matter, used in the wrong way. Assuming there is a wrong way to use that emoticon).

Honestly, I would see him trying to market that Lego case he made years back.

"I'm Out" - the shark's answer to that idea.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Depending on what species he was hunting, like brown bear, yes, that indeed could happen.

There are stories of people getting their ass handed to then by bucks and bulls too

Dude, that's the appeal of this sport. At least for me, it is. I like venison, but it can be tricky to cook it right sometimes.

I have yet to try bear though. Maybe one day I can try mountain lion

I've had bear it taste like trout. I think that's because hunting season is in fall and that's all they eat. I'm not a fan of trout though so I was disappointed.

 

[CatParty]

Re: what do you think the chandlers home be like if it was c

bigger than previously photographed and no longer bent.

kinda related:

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=2430

 

[timtommy]

Someone would tell him to shoot the duck, he would misunderstand, and the Tomgirl saga would be complete.

What if someone came trick-or-treating wearing a Sonichu costume. Or a Rosechu with a pickle costume? Or as a Tomgirl with a Sonichu medallion?

People might assume he was wearing a costume they couldn't quite understand. With great dedication. Might actually his best chance for social interaction without putting people off immediately.

 

[Some JERK]

I'm no hunter, but I've heard that processing the hunted game is really bloody and messy. Imagine Chris trying to cut up and process a dead animal in his already gross house!

Dressing a kill is not really for the squeamish at all, but you don't really do that in your house, which is why it's sometimes referred to as "field dressing". At any rate, it requires far more dexterity and physical strength than Chris has ever demonstrated. In the case of a deer, you're dealing with a 200+ lifeless animal (---insert Chris joke here---) and extremely sharp knives.

as for butchering... same thing. It's more than Chris could manage on his own safely.

here's a somewhat oversimplified, cartoon step by step (not very gross at all). if anyone can imagine Chris doing this safely, then i'd love to hear your thoughts (as well as the name of what you drink.)

http://www.wikihow.com/Butcher-Deer

 

[Hasharin]

2nd American Civil War (or, as it would be called in Ruckersville, The War of Troll Aggression... damn fart-minded jerks, starting their stupid wars and such)

 

[Pine Tar]

There was a Chris Chandler who played in the NFL. There was also a Pickleman: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Vlasic

 

[GuyMontag21]

that is, what if she says something along the lines of "look. you were a weird kid nobody liked, we felt sorry for you, and that was all. go away."

(he's been de-friended en masse, and his former HS friend "didn't know him", so he could figure this out on his own as well.)

but through this way or any other way - what will happen when he finds out all of what he thought about HS was wrong?

 

[Some JERK]

Re: What if Tiffany contacts Chris, and really lets him have

He will blame it on Megan, Mimms, Lucas, you, me, everyone else on this forum, the CWCki, Michael Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh, his elementary school and Tiffany herself.


Basically anyone and everyone but himself.

 

[Null]

Re: What if Tiffany contacts Chris, and really lets him have

We have existing emails on record that show exactly what would happen if a highschool classmate told Chris to go away: he will blame their change of heart on the trolls corrupting them. Simple as that.