Containment What If?
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If Chris got on SL he would be trolled into oblivion. I used to be in a second life trolling group and we pretty much just had a list of people like Chris who you could go around and put dicks on their lawn for a guaranteed lul. The only thing that might save him is that we were primarily anti-furry and as far as I know most other trolling was too. Chris would get it pretty hard to though, furies are mostly just guaranteed soft targets and so is Chris.
Chris would flip shit too because it was fairly east to spoof chat and item creator ID's and make it look like someone else did what you were doing. The admins always knew better, but Chris would neither know nor care.
Chris would flip shit too because it was fairly east to spoof chat and item creator ID's and make it look like someone else did what you were doing. The admins always knew better, but Chris would neither know nor care.
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Running with this idea for a bit... theoretically, Chris can do 3D modelling. (CADD, y'all.) Yeah, he's not exactly good at it, but seriously, looking at some of the shit on the Marketplace... he's probably above-average, even taking GRADE-F DESTRUCTION and not having practiced for years into account. (See here for an example of the kind of shit people actually buy.) We've seen his ModNation and LittlePigBlanket stuff, he's not totally incapable. Theoretically, there's no set of preferences and hangups so specific that there's no sim or group catering to it. Yeah, it'll be full of illiterate perverts (so he should be right at home 
) but I'd be seriously surprised if there's no autistic Sonic/Pokémon/Transformers/whatever fan OC hangout. So theoretically, he could find some sub-subcommunity of people who are broken in similar ways, maybe make semi-shitty custom avatars, sell them for L$300 a pop and have all the furry cybersex his tiny heart can handle.
In practice? He'll wander around an empty abandoned plot of land for 10 minutes, not talk to anyone, get bored and quit.
) but I'd be seriously surprised if there's no autistic Sonic/Pokémon/Transformers/whatever fan OC hangout. So theoretically, he could find some sub-subcommunity of people who are broken in similar ways, maybe make semi-shitty custom avatars, sell them for L$300 a pop and have all the furry cybersex his tiny heart can handle.In practice? He'll wander around an empty abandoned plot of land for 10 minutes, not talk to anyone, get bored and quit.
Basically this. Plus, SecondLife is moribund anyway.Dr. Cuddlebug said:
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I can imagine a scenario where he puts Icameforcwc up on the school notice board or enters it into an art contest.
If that happened in my day (pre internet) I think massive beatings would ensue. Also
and 
If that happened in my day (pre internet) I think massive beatings would ensue. Also
and Makes sense.lonesome said:Running with this idea for a bit... theoretically, Chris can do 3D modelling. (CADD, y'all.) Yeah, he's not exactly good at it, but seriously, looking at some of the shit on the Marketplace... he's probably above-average, even taking GRADE-F DESTRUCTION and not having practiced for years into account. (See here for an example of the kind of shit people actually buy.) We've seen his ModNation and LittlePigBlanket stuff, he's not totally incapable. Theoretically, there's no set of preferences and hangups so specific that there's no sim or group catering to it. Yeah, it'll be full of illiterate perverts (so he should be right at home
In practice? He'll wander around an empty abandoned plot of land for 10 minutes, not talk to anyone, get bored and quit.
Basically this. Plus, SecondLife is moribund anyway.Dr. Cuddlebug said:
I shudder to think...Some JERK said:
EDIT: Come to think of it, it'd probably be a big, shitty re-creation of CWCville and maybe a few failed attempts at Sonichu-themed pixel art.
Either the earlier trolling would actually cause him to man up and become better than he would have otherwise been, or (more likely), he'dCatParty said:
and possibly never fully recover. As the internet evolved alongside his development there would be every chance of him becoming the same lolcow we know 
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It probably would have eventually been caught and somewhat stopped. Maybe. Chesterfield schools are a little slow to stop any sort of bullying unless it's really severe. If he'd drawn porn of his friends and circulated it, eventually someone would have stopped him, but for people bullying him? Odds are that they wouldn't do anything unless it got really, really bad. They would probably assume that first, he's a guy and should be able to stop it or take it. Then they'd also assume that since he's autistic, that automatically means that he can't pick up on anything anyone says and that it'd be hurting him more to actually bring anything up. School systems are funny like that.
I never went to the Midlo schools, but I went to one in a different part of the county around the same time that Chris was in high school. One of my classmates had someone writing some pretty graphic stuff about her up on the walls of various bathrooms, which the school mostly ignored, along with a lot of other forms of bullying that went on. Chesterfield county is pretty good about sticking their head in the sand when it comes to bullying.
What would change is that I think Chris would probably take a little longer to become who he is today and there's a small chance that he'd have had his galpals stick up for him online and maybe stick around for a little while longer. We can only hope that if/when the school system did start talking to Chris about bullying online, Bob would have had better info about online bullying. There's a chance that there might have been more mediation and restriction, since it was just Chris and Bob. Barb was all the way in Ruckersville, after all.
I never went to the Midlo schools, but I went to one in a different part of the county around the same time that Chris was in high school. One of my classmates had someone writing some pretty graphic stuff about her up on the walls of various bathrooms, which the school mostly ignored, along with a lot of other forms of bullying that went on. Chesterfield county is pretty good about sticking their head in the sand when it comes to bullying.
What would change is that I think Chris would probably take a little longer to become who he is today and there's a small chance that he'd have had his galpals stick up for him online and maybe stick around for a little while longer. We can only hope that if/when the school system did start talking to Chris about bullying online, Bob would have had better info about online bullying. There's a chance that there might have been more mediation and restriction, since it was just Chris and Bob. Barb was all the way in Ruckersville, after all.
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Judge Holden said:
I could honestly see A-Log and CWC be mortal enemies, trying to one-up one another in everything.
As well as Pamperchu and Pixyteri being Chris's humble, but easy-going (and sometimes reluctant) friends.
Damnit, now I wanna' watch it.
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The (crappy) name I'm thinking of for the convention is Chris-ChanCon.Sakamoto said:There's conventions for comics, anime, furries, trekkies, etc., so what if there was a convention for those of us who follow Chris' antics? Unlikely? Probably so, but might be fun to think about.
What would we call the convention?
The events would be: Reenacting videos and/or events, discussing everything Sonichu and Chris with each other but IN PERSON. CWC cosplay contest where you dress up as something Chris or Chris related such as Clyde Cash or Sonichu. Watch vidya and play games.
Products related to Chris would be sold such as: Sonichu plushies, fan-stuff such as fan-art of Chris, and other things I'm can't really think of.
Chris would rage and/or
, thinking that we are trolling him, demanding both money and the convention to be shut down.I've been playing some vidya games lately such as Armored Core and Gothic and I thought to myself "How would Chris fare in a video game, be it piloting a giant machine or being a space marine against demons." So I ask you guys this simple question: What video game would you imagine Chris in and what would happen to him?
I'll give out these ones just to start:
Armored Core V: Chris tries to pilot an Armored Core consisting on junk parts, trying to fight against Father and the Corporation. Chief decides to toy with Chris, giving off his delightful laugh when he hears Chris rage. Eventually, Chris' allies decide to ditch him since he's an ineffective dead weight pilot, especially to Fran and Cordelia since he tries to hit on them. Chief then decides to finish off Chris' AC by shooting a few missiles and boost kicking him.
Gothic: Chris is at the beginning of the game. A guard named Bullco decides to go over to Chris and punch him in the face, causing Chris to fall down, wishing death upon the dang, dirty guard troll. Eventually once Chris makes it to the old camp, he tries walk around finding the pretty lady that was shipped down with the supplies. He meets Mud who wants to join but Chris tells him to go away. Unfortunately, Mud doesn't comply and follows Chris. Eventually Chris decides to enter the castle since he thinks the pretty lady is there but unfortunately Thorus, the jerkhief of the guards prevents any entry to Castle. This causes Chris to rage in retaliation. The guards decide to comply by playing kick the autistic using their swords. Chris falls to the ground in pain, getting up only to get knocked down again. This cycle continues until the day he either dies or until the barrier is destroyed.
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Foulmouth said:Chris in Sims - Random NPC that hits on everything that talks to him, gets slapped and cries.
I actually created Chris in The Sims 3 (just shows how much time I have on my hands
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If not an outright nonfiction book, it could be a fictional story inspired by his antics. I happen to be a fiction writer myself, and the sheer unadulterated craziness of Chris's life is enough to warrant some sort of work. My genres are predominantly horror, crime, mysteries, and thrillers (especially psychological thrillers), so don't expect the Chris-like character to be portrayed as a hero in any way, shape, or form. I'm currently writing another novel for NaNoWriMo and a fuckton of short stories, so it will be some time before I could even get started on something like this.
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Oh my god I loved that part! Stealing panties for a Pervy gym teacher. Yknow I'm wondering if Chris would enjoy playing bully. I mean, it's a game about high school, you have to beat up all the TROLLS and JERKS, plus you get to date all the hot girls in the school. It'd be perfect for him! Lets just hope some kind troll happens to chuck a copy into his yardDr. Cuddlebug said:
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That..... would be a "Fan" gift I would totally love if it could happen.Count groudon said:Oh my god I loved that part! Stealing panties for a Pervy gym teacher. Yknow I'm wondering if Chris would enjoy playing bully. I mean, it's a game about high school, you have to beat up all the TROLLS and JERKS, plus you get to date all the hot girls in the school. It'd be perfect for him! Lets just hope some kind troll happens to chuck a copy into his yardDr. Cuddlebug said: