Containment What If?

Snyder would start posting on Facebook about how somebody should burn it down with there fire on a stick. Then, after attempting to apologize so Chris would give him the Place back, he would show up and scream "For the internet!" while taking pictures of Chris. Who by this point, has followed him outside and tried to stand in front of his car to prevent him from leaving. Mike, fearing Chris might attempt to call the police, decides to step on the gas and accidentally hits Chris with his car. Eventually Snyder winds up on trial with Chris trying to sue him for all the medical bills incurred by the hit and run incident.

But Snyder claims that Chris deliberately made his own leg scars by rubbing his knees on his car and has Lucas, Mimms and Megan as character witnesses as well as having the jury stacked with pickle-men he bribed with all his stolen jew money hard earned red-cents. The judge finds Snyder not guilty, gives him the title to the Game Place back and orders Chris dragged off to jail where all the niggos will throw pickles at him while chanting 'Chris is gay' for a hundred years and his screams will be recorded for the enjoyment of all the members of the Greene County conspiracy.
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What if, sometime after the whole Wendy's debacle, Bob Chandler decided he had had enough?

What if as a result of getting fired from wendy's Chris was sent to boot camp? How would he fare there?

Would he have been able to function at all? Could he have overcome his challenges and been a success?

Who would have broken first? Chris or his drill seargent? :asperchu:
 
With Chris's diagnosis of autism, it's doubtful that the military would have taken him. Even in 2001, after he had been fired from Wendy's, I doubt that he would have meet body fat standards.

For being accepted at a MEPS station, some recruits can get waivers for things like body fat and even some psychiatric diagnoses--prior to 9/11, the standards were pretty strict. Post 9/11 and entry into the Iraq War, there were quite a few waivers being granted due to increased demand for soldiers. At the height of both wars (around 2007), soldiers could be given waivers for even felony convictions, and I know that I served with a few soldiers who were diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome. However, the majority of them were chaptered out due to failure to adapt and being unable to maintain a security clearance.

No matter the branch of the service that Chris tried to enlist in, he would have been put on a bus home within a week.
 
Re: What if Chris used a Telepod on a Dog like in The Fly II

I don't know because that movie doesn't exist.
 
Re: What if Chris used a Telepod on a Dog like in The Fly II

A little warning OP, Quit while you're ahead. If you discuss this movie that doesn't exist further with certain people on this board they will find you, that's all I will say.
 
LBJParty said:
What if as a result of getting fired from wendy's Chris was sent to boot camp? How would he fare there?
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He wouldn't.

I doubt it would've been enough, really. Chris is Chris; even with a drill sergeant screaming at him and forcing him to exercise, a turnaround would be a miracle. Still, perhaps I'm merely cynical to the concept that he would've changed at that point in time.

They'd have one hell of a mess to clean up once he's inevitably kicked out...
 
Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket was my first thought too, but on further consideration I don't think the comparison works, since he turned out to be a pretty ballsy motherfucker in the end. Plus, he was at least good at something (marksmanship) and competency is not Chris's style at all.
 
Someone needs to make a rom hack and replace everything with Chris and Sonichu characters.
 
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