Containment What If?

Re: Chris in prison

fuzzypickles said:
I know that the likelihood of Chris going to prison is a matter of debate, but suppose he snapped and did something that not even the Autism card could protect him. How would Chris fare behind bars?
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He would regard at his cellmates as offline cyberbullies/trolls and complained about the food not being McDonalds.

Then after he is released he would rage about it on Facebook.

Still the same Chris we know today, but probably less of a lolcow.

He would be like Onigojirakaiju, who draws some lizard porn, and added some Japanese monsters in his Sonichu comics.
 
Alan Pardew said:
He would be like Onigojirakaiju
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Yes Alan Pardew, Chris would be like Onigojirakaiju. One can only wonder what it would be like if they came across each other.
 
Alan Pardew said:
He would be like Onigojirakaiju, who draws some lizard porn, and added some Japanese monsters in his Sonichu comics.
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Chris is not evil like Onigojirakaiju. He is a kind hearted individual.
 
So I watched the end of Breaking Bad (brilliant show by the way) and now I can't help but wonder what life would be like for Chris if he ended up in Walter's position.

So assuming Chris has the knowledge to make quality methamphetamine, what do you suppose he would do with it? How would the other characters in the show react to him?

Hmm... yeah, I am the one who... hmm... the one who knocks.
 
He'd handle dangerous chemistry as well as he would safely driving away from Michael Snyder.
 
He would probably be more insufferable. The positive-reinforcement, "YOU'RE SPECIAL" thing was bad in the 80s, but it got out of control in the 90s and even worse in the 2000s.

I seriously don't understand the point of these things.
 
Thinking about it now, he would probably demand to have his daughter's name be Crystal instead of Holly. And he would probably call his son a "slow in the mind"
 
scorptatious said:
Thinking about it now, he would probably demand to have his daughter's name be Crystal instead of Holly. And he would probably call his son a "slow in the mind"
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they'd die too
 
For Chris to be Walter White, he would have had to been a trained scientist for years, been married and had two kids. In other words... he CAN'T be Walter White.

But for sake of argument, let's say "Chris has the knowledge to make quality methamphetamine." In any case, this is still Chris and Chris would be too fucking lazy to do it RIGHT. He and Jesse Pinkman would both die within the first episode of the first season as the RV explodes. Really, it isn't so much a series, as it is a short, sad European vignette.
 
He wouldn't get into Hogwarts. He'd go to the Hogsmeade special school for the marginally magical and get trained as a house elf or something. Then he'd get kicked out for shitting everywhere and become a virulently anti-muggle activist before getting prosecuted by the Wizengamot for abusing love potions.

He'd eventually curse-ye-ha-me-ha all the students and end up in Azkaban where the dementors would reduce him to stress sighing all the time and reliving Patti's death.

He'd probably go mental over the lack of vidya but then discover the pensieve and spend his whole time reliving his high school days. And he'd discover the Mirror of Erised and think its real, seeing himself slim, with a wife and Crystal
 
If Chris was Walter White, then he'd be Walter White.

Really, these things show be like, 'What If Chris was placed in -person-'s position?".
 
Heck yeah, a million dollars is a nice chunk of change. I'd climb into the music room and just set up camp in a little niche in there. It seems like it's been blocked off for awhile, so it's probably the cleanest.
 
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