Containment What If?

what if chris never had internet access? would he just be trapped at home with barb forever until they both die from the toxic fumes of the hoard?
There are thousands of tards like this - being a permanent child and never relieving the parents' obligations is unfortunately the normal situation. But I think Chris would still be somewhat like himself even without the Internet, because he has a will to become famous. If the Internet didn't exist he'd be doing public access television, trying to get on talent shows and game shows and so on. He might just be Virginia's lolcow instead of the whole world's.
 
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What if Chris had attempted to profit from his art all the way back in 2009 instead of 2014 during the height of his ‘fame’ would he have been able to improve himself at all?
 
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What if the merge is real?

August 1st, 2021: Chris Chan is arrested
August 1st-15th, 2021: The Fall of Kabul and US withdrawal from Afghanistan
February 24th, 2022: Chris Chan turns 40 years old in jail
February 24th, 2022: The Russian invasion of Ukraine
March 27th, 2023: Chris Chan is released from jail (on the start of International Autism Awareness Week)
March 27th, 2023: Transgender mass shooter targets a elementary school in Nashville
August 8th, 2023: Chris Chan has his final hearing
August 8th, 2023: The deadliest wildfire in US history hits Hawaii killing 200 with 1300 still missing
 
What if Chris had hung up more on some of the trolls and been less responsive earlier on. Like if had been more self deprecating and took the piss out of himself more to get on trolls nerves so they couldn’t make fun of him would that have worked?
 
Now that we’ve seen Chris unchanged from his stint in jail here’s a what if to think about. What if Chris was put into Genpop instead of solitary confinement? It’s clear that isolating Chris and even placing him in a mental hospital did nothing for him so maybe surrounding him with others would’ve given him a deeper dose of reality?
 
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What if Chris actually put in the effort to improve the quality of his art? Would Sonichu be as infamous as it if the art was decent?
 
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what if chris never had internet access? would he just be trapped at home with barb forever until they both die from the toxic fumes of the hoard?
Well it would severely limit his outside influences. He would probably be quite like classic chris still. Drawing away on sonichu. Might’ve still raped barb tho, but he wouldn’t be trans.
 
What if Chris was at the right place at the right time to usurp Ub Iwerks and Walt Disney and build their own 100 year multimedia empire? Like the same Cwc,just failing upwards to make a Cwcland theme park.
 
Without rule of law, there would be few elderly people still alive, and the mentally and physically handicapped would probably die very young. As such, I don't think Chris would have existed.
Chris bites the very hand that feeds him
 
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