Containment What If?

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Do you think it would have changed anything if Chris' parents had canceled their internet service right around the time Chris first started raging against ED so he wouldn't of been able to upload videos to Youtube and stuff like that?

Personally I think that without the trolls to distract him we would have gotten to the insect saga a lot quicker.

Honestly, most of Chris's legal issues would have likely happened with or with out the internet.

Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car was the climax to a pre-established real world 'feud'

Pepper spary same deal.

The incest would have happened anyways

 

[ToroidalBoat]

["Honor Roll"] actually tried this a while back by making the silly claim that the 'affair with mother' happened in another parallel timeline with a different Chris, meaning it could have happened, but it totally wasn't the 'main' Chris who was responsible, so while he could say it might have happened, it was about as close to an out and out denial he could manage while likely thinking it was a clever way of avoiding outright denial.

How different would that fat freak be now had he never saw that Who Framed Roger Rabbit movie, and never got exposed to the idea of the "multiverse" or "other dimensions"?

 

[vomitusdeux]

Is there any hypothetical situation where the incest wouldn't have happened? A "good time line" ending?
Or was chris doomed to always be this from the day he was born?

 

[Ammyterasu]

Is there any hypothetical situation where the incest wouldn't have happened? A "good time line" ending?
Or was chris doomed to always be this from the day he was born?

If he bought a Russian mail-order bride or if government mandated gf were real, that's it. Otherwise, him being horny, repulsive to any normal girl and too lazy to move means Barb was always going to be the only option for him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A "good time line" ending?

Maybe the only way that could happen with "Chris Chan" is if Bob wasn't attracted to drunken Barb that one day in the bar?

Or maybe if Barb laid off the booze when pregnant and didn't coddle him growing up, Christopher would not be "Chris Chan"?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've always wondered how many pets Chris has killed that we don't know about.

What if "Chris Chan" is a physical demon who lacks magical powers?

• he has a filthy, rotten-looking body
• he has a freakish voice that a grown male over 40 shouldn't have
• he is self-centered to a fanatical degree
• he committed incest and supports adultery
• he thinks he's Christ

Oh yeah, and he treats pets like crap.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

What do you think Chris would do if he was told that Nintendo and Sega would make his much asked for Sonichu games and put him in charge of the Pokemon franchise but in exchange MLP Gen 4 would vanish from the face of the earth and he would never be able to watch it again.

Which do you think he cares about more, Sonichu and Pokemon or MLP?

 

[Super An Hero]

We all know that Chris was featured on Opie and Anthony

What if the OnA spergs became interested in Chris and gave him the Patrick Tomlinson treatment?

 

[Nointey]

What if for some reason Sega discontinued Sonic during the 2008 Recession? How does Chris react and adapt?

 

[themarchivist2]

If some rich enabler offered to pay in full for a sex change operation, do you think Chris would go for it (assuming he trusted that said enabler would actually pay him)? I really wonder if he'd even be willing to go through one at this point, with his recent lack of interest.

Edit: To clarify, the enabler would be paying the doctors, not Chris himself. If they offered the money directly to Chris, it's a forgone conclusion that he'd take the money then spend it on toys and games instead.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

He wouldn't do it.

Larping as a woman is just his way of getting power over others by playing the victim.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

What if Chris didn't have autism?

Would he still be a LoLCow?

 

[UnKillFill]

What if, when Chris was young, Barb and Bob heard a prophecy that Chris would kill his father and marry his mother?

I can't tell if this aged poorly or a amazingly, but it's certainly aged.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris didn't have autism?

Would he still be a LoLCow?

No, he'd just be a run of the mill asshole.

 

[The handsome tard]

I always had this image of Bob being a kid and accidentally or even intentionally breaking something important to some "crazy old lady" and she freaking curses him to extreme misfortune.

Bob thought she was just that, a crazy old lady. Cue 70 years later and Bob is dying on the hospital bed and the last thing he sees is an old nurse hugging Chris and she gives him a twisted smile as he slowly recognizes her as the old lady...

His eyes widen in horror and before he can say anything, his heart gives in...

Everything goes dark.

 

[Kyria the Great]

What if Chris Chan had most all the same problems but instead he was actually a talented artist?

 

[Bill Kilgore]

What if for some reason Sega discontinued Sonic during the 2008 Recession? How does Chris react and adapt?

He would just flock to Pokemon or MLP instead. either one of those two would be his main interest from that point and so.

What if Chris Chan had most all the same problems but instead he was actually a talented artist?

Depends on whether he was an successful artist or not, if he is still the loser manchild we all knew and loved, everything about him (at least on this sub-forum) would mostly be the same, with the only difference being people criticizing him for not using his art talent to the max, although if he was successful on the other hand, he would've been a careercow instead.

 

[MajinGoku]

What if chris chan had the same powers as homelander?

 

[Darksy DePhil]

What if Sonichu was a Wuxia fantasy manhua? The fights in some of these already seem like something Chris would come up with

 

[Irish Turtle]

What if Chris chan was born as the only son of kim jong il