Containment What If?

He'd dress up in 80s aerobics gear, possibly formerly Barb's - spandex, leg warmers, headband, etc - and turn on the TV to find the aerobics show, just like sitcom characters are always doing. Not being able to find one, he would summarily crash back into slumber.
 
Re: What if Chris gets into "Social Justice"?

Eeuuuwwwww....all those trannies....bein' all homogay. Not TRUE and HONEST Tomgirls, but JERKS getting the duck lopped off gender-changing operations.
an a nudder thing....they say hurtful misunderstanings if you call that filthy liar Snyder a JEWWW, sayin' you're a Nazi. Ya can't even say you don't want a darkie. If you don't want a darkie they call you a Nazi. And if you eat at Micky-D's they say 'cuz yer not a VEEEEEGAN, you must be a Nazi. (*stress sigh*)

Den they say that Sonichu is sexist 'cuz The Mayor of CWCville is "jus another example of da Pay-tree-ark-heeee."

They're all trolls.
 
14 Branchland Court is pretty much a time capsule already. Only the intrepid archaeologists of the future will ever venture into the sealed-off crypts within.
 
He never steals the TARDIS and instead stays in his timeparent's house playing psychic video games throughout all 13 of his regenerations. Then 10,000 years in the future the Daleks conquer the universe and exterminate all non-Dalek life.

Edit: Beaten to the punch.
 
He would take his TURDIS back to high school to try and consumate his "relationship" with all his gal pals at once, only to be ambushed and annihilated by a Dalek task force that has taken pity upon humanity for suffering Chris

That or the Master would simply troll him through time and space by tricking him into leaking nudes onto the Matrix while posing as Susan
 
any female companion would be an obvious dalek and he wouldn't realize until it's too late
 
If I had Chris as my roommate, I'd kick him out at the end of the first day due to his stench. He'd leave trash all over the floor, he'd touch things with his unclean hands, and if he brought a pet, he wouldn't really pick up any droppings. In the end, I'd change the locks and tell to find some other place to live in.
 
I'd make him jog/walk up the hill everyday besides getting him into the local store for a part time job with chores on the other hand. If he refuses to do all of that, he's out.Of course, I'd refuse to let him even use the restroom. I'm one of these guys who's so OCD about cleanliness that I don't think I'd could ever use mine ever again if Chris ever uses it. (Not trying to be A-loggy here, sorry.)

And if he's up to it, I'd probably hook him up to the UFC gym that is like a few train stations and bus stops away.
 
Kosher Dill said:
14 Branchland Court is pretty much a time capsule already. Only the intrepid archaeologists of the future will ever venture into the sealed-off crypts within.
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The crypt itself would only have one trap; the stench and bacteria that has accumulated over the years, evolving into something that can kill within seconds. It would require a heavily armed HAZMAT team of archaeologist to enter that sealed home.
 
Seeing as how I am a boyfriend-free girl and fit the majority of Chris' qualifications, he probably wouldn't leave me alone and assume I am a replacement Barb. I would tolerate him until he starts stealing my money and ps3 games, then I would chase him out with pickles. If that doesn't work the plan B: call the jerkops.

What if everyone on here was actually Chris and his sockpuppets?

I would end up deleting myself.
 
CatParty said:
wait, who isn't chris here?
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Null couldn't be Chris, as Chris wouldn't buy a domain just to talk to himself.
Hulk Hogan couldn't be Chris, because the Hulkster is a REAL American!
 
Well, this is sure news to me wait a minute... I'm in a relationship with Dun and he'll be Chris too...

I'M STRAIGHT!!!

Or it could mean I've just been masturbating this whole time.
 
This thread may be like the ending to Spartacus, only with :briefs:

Which one of you is CWC?

I am CWC! No, I am CWC! No, I am CWC! Don't listen to him! I am CWC!
 
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