Containment What If?

This isn't a fairy tale but it is mythology. He'd be in a story like Pandora, where a DANG DIRTY TROLL gave him a box that he wasn't allowed to open. He'd open it anyway and autism would be unleashed on the world.
 
He would remain undetected, both Terminator and Predator rely on body heat to detect and lock their target.
Chris's body never burn a single calorie, he might be colder than an ice block, perfect stealth granted.
 
If he was hunted by a Terminator, he'd be terminated in five minutes because no one would want to protect him.
 
Predators have a code of honor, they hunt only strong, armed creatures that are able to fight. Therefore, they probably wouldn't go after Chris (or any other human without combat training and/or weapons).

If a Terminator was after Chris, it'd have it easy, because Chris would be too lazy to run away. If it was a Terminator with female shape, she might be groped milliseconds before dispatching Chris.
 
Stratochu said:
Restraining order is for life. Presumably for Snyder's lifetime, after which THe GAMe PLACe would probably be sold off or liquidated, but we all know that despite Snyder being in his 50s, he will outlive Our Pet Lolcow,
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I'm fairly certain you have to renew restraining orders, or at least orders of protection. In Arizona they last a year. An idiot I knew got one after he acted like a tard on Facebook.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Imagine if he is a knight in shining armor. I wonder how any princess will react to that.
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He'd look kinda like this
 
... Im just trying to imagine the monsters his psyche would create, and there is just so much fucked-upness It almost seems impossible
 
Just off the top of my head, I think his hatred and mistrust of MEN is strong enough for it to manifest as a monster? I'm thinking of a really masculine creature, ripped and extremely aggressive, the kind that go straight for you rather than circle around before attacking. Also, some dang dirty trolls monsters for sure. Possibly based on the troll dolls, like his drawing for that anti-troll video? But much more twisted, maybe traveling in packs? Not super strong, but annoying to deal with, and dangerous in large numbers. Perhaps a Bob like boss, too?
 
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You mean like this? but browner and without a face?

Also, I suggest a monster representing his relationship with barb, maybe something like an Insane Cancer but with more "feminine" attributes

Also maybe some Nurse esque monsters representing his obsession with Gal Pals
 
Say Barb tried to put some of her crap in Chris' room, or threw out the PS3, or anything that really pissed off our pet lolcow and Chris struck her in a fit of rage, what do you think would happen?
 
He'd either start screaming apologies or exploit her fear and shock.
 
See I'd actually think that Barb would throw him out at that point. Even creepy clingy has limits.
 
Chu Guevara said:
See I'd actually think that Barb would throw him out at that point. Even creepy clingy has limits.
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I dunno, given her fear of abandonment I don't think even getting hit would make her throw Chris out. She might threaten to do it if he does it again though.
 
Chu Guevara said:
See I'd actually think that Barb would throw him out at that point. Even creepy clingy has limits.
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But when someone has such a troubled family history and a proclivity for scurrilous mates, there's no telling exactly where Barb's limit is.
 
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