Containment What If?

Coldgrip said:
I honestly think the Harry Potter series would of been too complicated for him at that point.
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Nah it follows the same formula for the first six books:

1: Harry has a shitty summer because his uncle and aunt suck balls
2: Harry is glad he can go back to school and be a magical nerd
3: Voldemort or some other baddie appear and try to fuck with Harry
4: Harry and his pals defeat evil and finish the year but Harry is sad because he is sent back to his shitty aunt and uncle again

Then in the last book Voldemort gets cheeky and he they have to find his soul-pieces so they can kill him, and they throw in a few plot-twists. But nah, it isn't too complicated I think Chris would get it. If he can understand Dragon Ball Z and Pokémon then he can get Harry Potter too.
 
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Satan said:
Nah it follows the same formula for the first six books:

1: Harry has a shitty summer because his uncle and aunt suck balls
2: Harry is glad he can go back to school and be a magical nerd
3: Voldemort or some other baddie appear and try to fuck with Harry
4: Harry and his pals defeat evil and finish the year but Harry is sad because he is sent back to his shitty aunt and uncle again

Then in the last book Voldemort gets cheeky and he they have to find his soul-pieces so they can kill him, and they throw in a few plot-twists. But nah, it isn't too complicated I think Chris would get it. If he can understand Dragon Ball Z and Pokémon then he can get Harry Potter too.
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I know the formula follows the points you laid out, but remember this was a guy that fell asleep in class while reading goosebumps (not to mention all the schoolwork Skyraider uncovered showing Chris wasn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer). While I think he'd certainly remember (and later incorporate into his electric rodent fantasy world) certain traits and themes from the book I think that most of the story would just fly over his head.

Also, hasn't it been shown that he doesn't really understand pokémon as well as he professes to and that that his grasp of it is really basic?
 
Morbid Boredom said:
DIRTY CRAPPED GROU- (Buried in top hats!)

If Chris could fly, he'd only do it at night -he'd be too afraid of getting shot at during the day. I'm only half-joking, I'm under the impression he imagines trolls are still numerous and are really a-loggy as a whole.
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Eh, if I saw a shitting fat man-child flying around like a magical tard, I would down him with a shotgun.

Satan said:
Nah it follows the same formula for the first six books:

1: Harry has a shitty summer because his uncle and aunt suck balls
2: Harry is glad he can go back to school and be a magical nerd
3: Voldemort or some other baddie appear and try to fuck with Harry
4: Harry and his pals defeat evil and finish the year but Harry is sad because he is sent back to his shitty aunt and uncle again

Then in the last book Voldemort gets cheeky and he they have to find his soul-pieces so they can kill him, and they throw in a few plot-twists. But nah, it isn't too complicated I think Chris would get it. If he can understand Dragon Ball Z and Pokémon then he can get Harry Potter too.
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Ya, I mean it's a children's book series FFS. He did fine with Goosebumps.
 
What if Chris had never been a console gamer, and instead had been given an Amiga or a Commodore 64?
 
Meowthkip said:
What if Chris had never been a console gamer, and instead had been given an Amiga or a Commodore 64?
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I don't think Chris was bright enough to fiddle with PCs back in the day. Besides, the loading times would have been too long and there weren't any radical anthropomorphic animal mascots for the systems.
 
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Speaking of Anthropomorphic mascots, what does he think of say Crash Bandicoot or Spyro the Dragon?
 
Konstantinos said:
I don't think Chris was bright enough to fiddle with PCs back in the day. Besides, the loading times would have been too long and there weren't any radical anthropomorphic animal mascots for the systems.
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Jazz Jackrabbit, maybe?
 
KingofManga420 said:
What if Chris smoked dat wacky tobacky?
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