Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris had accompanied Charles Darwin on his Beagle voyage?

Darwin would have used Chris to prove there is no God.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What if Chris had accompanied Charles Darwin on his Beagle voyage?

He'd tard rage at Darwin because his theory of evolution by natural selection goes against the essentially Lamarckian view presented by Pokemon.

 

[FearfulJesuit]

What if Chris took up a meth habit? It's not impossible in Ruckersville...

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris took up a meth habit? It's not impossible in Ruckersville...

He'd probably add sugar to it.

 

[Meowthkip]

What if Chris took up a meth habit? It's not impossible in Ruckersville...

What if Chris started making meth to pay for his Lego addiction and for Barb's teeth?

Imagine.

Breaking You Dead.

 

[Some JERK]

What is Chris started making meth to pay for his Lego addiction and for Barb's teeth?

Imagine.

Breaking You Dead.

Housefire 2.0

 

[timtommy]

What is Chris started making meth to pay for his Lego addiction and for Barb's teeth?

Imagine.

Breaking You Dead.

He would be pawning his drugs to buy children's toys. It would complete a circle.

 

[Ravenor]

What if Chris took up a meth habit? It's not impossible in Ruckersville...

You know that's what separates OPL apart he is prity much straight edge, he has to sweeten beer to drink it. But seeing as you asked he would die before getting methmouth he isn't in the best of health physically or mentally and that drug puts one hell of a strain on your system and his body just won't be able to take it for very long, an what's left of his sanity would crumble to dust.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris took up a meth habit? It's not impossible in Ruckersville...

In addition to begging for money to fix Barb's teeth, Chris would have to start begging for money to fix his own.

 

[CATHERINE]

What if Chris meets his half-brother again?

 

[TaterBot]

What if Chris meets his half-brother again?

which half-brother are you speaking of? All his siblings are halves.

 

[CATHERINE]

which half-brother are you speaking of? All his siblings are halves.

My apology, I meant if he meets Cole Smithey again.

 

[Coldgrip]

Cole will wake up from that nightmare in a cold sweat and then thank whatever deities he believes in that Fatty won't ever appear on his doorstep.

 

[Spergatron]

What if Chris' heartsweet insisted on dragging him to the Folsom Street Faire?

 

[normankrasner]

What if they turned the remains of 14BLC into a haunted house and charged admission?

 

[CWCissey]

What if they turned the remains of 14BLC into a haunted house and charged admission?

It smells funny in there...

 

[Hyperion]

What if Chris made another video, but this time spergs didn't sperg?

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris made another video, but this time spergs didn't sperg?

Maybe if he was actually an MTV program all along, we've all been Chris'd.

 

[klystron]

___________You Have Been Trolled.

What if Chris went back to looking like this? This is probably the most normal I've ever seen him (sans tattoo sleeves)

 

[Zamininc]

What if they turned the remains of 14BLC into a haunted house and charged admission?

Considering the amount of people (bob), animals (countless), and hopes n' dreams that died in that house, it would work out pretty well.