Containment What If?

epic rap battle betweeb solid and liquid chris did allready happened in singsrar challenge but why not again and why not real hardcore rap battle . yeah why not and i belive bluespike and clyde cash should join in to , it would be epic and so cash i belive
 
Alan Pardew said:
He'll regard MTV as another troll.
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1.) He would try to "sue".
2.) Rob Bell would go mad and never be heard from again.
3.) :briefs:
4.) Some angry facebook posts about how da trolls have ruined his once good name
5.) :briefs:
6.) Anna comforts him
7.) Barb rages
8.) :briefs:
9.) Get the van and go run the host over
10.) He gives a stress sigh and :briefs: follows

I would make him dress as Harley Quinn and make videos for "Mista J". He should remember Batman the Aninmated Series since he did noting but watch TV as a kid...
 
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Well,it's not like he's really a Christian anyway. He has his own set of warped beliefs. It would be the same if he were a Jew,or Muslim,or whatever.
 
Aside from the CWCki, the CWCki forums, and the ED page becoming non-existant, Chris really would feel less paranoid since there aren't any trolls out there aside from any IRL trolls like Hanna, he would still be friends with Megan only to destroy that friendship with a different stunt such as trying to cup a feel. His love quest would also get him in trouble with the law if he goes back to places he was once banned with his attraction sign, prompting him to get into a scuffle with the police, albeit unintentionally. His life would go down the drain at a slower rate in terms of trolls but with getting into actual trouble with the law, the can only make things worse.
 
I'd make him go for daily jogs, recording the jog on his iPhone as proof that he did it. If he did it, I'd give him the new password to the account, let him play for the rest of the day, then make sure he exercises again tomorrow. If he doesn't, I'd lock him back out until he does his exercises. Even if his diet doesn't change, he's still getting some much-needed exercise.

Or maybe I'd lock him out until he cleaned his whole house. It would be interesting to see which he feared most: his mother's wrath for moving her hoarded crap or not having any more vidya. He'd have to take photos of the result, of course, and if it wasn't satisfactory I'd find other things to lock him out of as well (is there a way to lock someone out of their PS Vita?).
 
I'll make him buy me a Nintendo Wii and games like The Last Story, Xenoblade Chronicles, and Pandora's Tower/
 
I'd make him go for daily walks in the countryside, eat apples and read an adult-level literary classic (maybe "Death in Venice" by Thomas Mann as it's about gay love :lol:) - aloud, so I know he actually reads it!
 
c-no said:
Aside from the CWCki, the CWCki forums, and the ED page becoming non-existant, Chris really would feel less paranoid since there aren't any trolls out there aside from any IRL trolls like Hanna, he would still be friends with Megan only to destroy that friendship with a different stunt such as trying to cup a feel. His love quest would also get him in trouble with the law if he goes back to places he was once banned with his attraction sign, prompting him to get into a scuffle with the police, albeit unintentionally. His life would go down the drain at a slower rate in terms of trolls but with getting into actual trouble with the law, the can only make things worse.
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So by making him intensely paranoid, those DANG LULZY, SHITFACED trolls might have saved (at least prolonged) his life in the long run?

The first thing that catches your attention as your mind slowly returns to consciousness is, "OMGBJ, what is that horrid smell?!" The nauseating combination of rotten watermelon and stale feces aroma quickly snaps you back to reality like smelling salts in a TV trope.

The next thing you notice is that your body is itching in several places. You go to scratch and notice a number of fresh bug bites and are like "W.T.F". Then, as you happen to scratch "down there" you are sure something is terribly wrong.

At this point, If you are female, you scream at the top of your lungs as you just felt something that should NOT be there -- a small bent duck! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! But even if you are male, you are also more than bit curious as to why your duck is so bent and not what you are accustomed to. And also why it now feels like your hand is covered in slimy, crusty.... Ewwww!

That's it!!! You are now certain that something is horribly, horribly wrong. You jump out of bed and scramble around in the dark feeling for the lamp or light switch. You brush against something and hear a loud crash as it sounds like you just knocked a ton of stuff down onto the floor. Finally you find the light and turn it on and it looks like you have somehow awakened in a child's room. The wall is covered in badly drawn artwork and Sonic the Hedgehog posters. The floor is now covered with MLP and Transformers figures, Legos and various video game cases. And so is every other surface in the room that somehow looks disturbingly familiar to you.

Please, don't let it be true! In an absolute panic, you search for the bathroom. You hold your nose as you enter because the odor is enough to knock you down. You scramble to find the light switch as you knock Godbear knows what over onto the floor.

Then you rush over to the mirror and are utterly mortified to see THIS staring back at you.

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Edit: Updated mirror pic.

What do you do?
 
Frozen in shock... Then try to upload things of interest for all to know. Third, try to clean up shit. Even the horde that Barb has. If she has a problem with it, she can try to stop me. Other than that, see if I can get off the tugboat and get a job take part in some volunteer work. It's the least I can do for the tugboat.

On spare times work out more and see if I can find a kendo dojo that I can frequent. Not that there'd be one anyway. (:_(

Then I'd meet up with Marvin to socialize with and tell him of my plight. From there, I have no idea. :lol:
 
1st thing: scream "NOOOOOO!!!" like CWC did when he found out the Starbucks Girl was punking him.
2nd thing: Call my own home to see if CWC's spirit has somehow switched into my body.

From there, any number of things could happen. I'd probably try to figure out if there's a way to get my real body back.
 
Most likely, he's switch to BK or Wendy's, complaining all the while. Or perhaps he might switch to Waffle House: the food's cheap, the service is fast and there are plenty of waitresses for him to hit on.
 
Write Barb a suicide note, then take the Cadillac or Aerostar and drive it off a boat ramp with myself inside.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

he'd gain a whole lot more weight at a faster rate.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Pot would send his current paranoia into overdrive. That said, I'd love to see him do a video update while stoned.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

he would "recycle" into it.
 
Re: What if Chris smoked marijuana?

Hmm. From personal experience I've found stoners are rarely majorly overweight like Chris is, I think he may even lose weight. yeah he'd get munches but I think (IIRC) the physical act of smoking is an appetite suppressant. I can't imagine Barb would be happy tho.

And I can imagine a huge placebo effect on Chris, like he wouldn't inhale properly and then convince himself he's high. He may even be able to convince himself enough to hallucinate, if he's stupid enough.

I once gave a joint to a retard actually (like special needs, he came up to me in college and said he wanted some weed. I thought why not :lol:). He reacted just as I imagine Chris to, acted really hardcore and YEAH IM A REBEL when handed it, gibber on about some nonsensical stuff that he thinks stoners say ("dude, it totally feels like I'm playing cod right now", "I'm so like high right now *after like 2 tokes*") then pass out.

Re: What If Chris Was Judged By The Inquisitor From Red Dwar

Chris would be fine in the same way Cat was fine, his standards are so low and his ego so high that he'd manage to survive because you are the judge to your own jury.

How depressing, most of us would be wiped out by the inquisitor, but not Chris cuz he's too deluded...
 
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