Containment What If?

I'd watch them, but I doubt he'd finish more than one or two levels before completely forgetting about the game. Now that I think about it, how would he record them? Would he just use a camera?
 
I'd wager Chris would be significantly more depraved and probably a little crazy.

Bare in mind assuming that Chris has no human contact and the internet couldn't care less about him, the only people to talk to would be his parents and possibly Anna/Rocky.

Without much male influence I'd assume the whole Tomgirl thing would've happened much earlier and to a much grander scale given that.

Like Harry Partridge mentioned if Chris had any sense and realized just how large of a collective follows him he'd take advantage of it. Like posting a weekly Lets Play on Blip with ads would pretty much nullify his tugboat.

Of course being the Adult Autistic Child that he is he might just forget what he is playing a few episodes in.

It might also be interesting since there are autistics that make Lets Plays on Youtube right now. Who have worse video quality then his PSEye and stupider commentary, yet have massive fanbases and hugboxes. If he did end up making a Lets Play series you might actually see legitimate fanbases propping up supporting him.
 
I can handle the poop threads, but this is too much |:(

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He'd end up like this fellow
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Without any DANG, DIRTY trolls to sap out Chris's creativity or expect consistent Sonichu updates, there might have been a Sonichu comic saga related to the Game Place with Snyder as the main villain instead of Mary Lee Walsh but, in the end, it wouldn't really matter because no one would be able to read it.
 
Imagine that after the trial Chris is forced to do the Scared Straight program. How does he react once he's taken into a prison and faces hardened convicts?
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
Imagine that after the trial Chris is forced to do the Scared Straight program. How does he react once he's taken into a prison and faces hardened convicts?
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:briefs: Of course.
 
how about we flip the question: what if when inevitably he gets sent to prison, he is the one trying to scare the kids straight?
 
He'd get Retsupuraed two episodes in, then post a video yelling 'THOSE ARE MY VIDEOS' and quit in a huff.
 
Springblossom said:
He'd get Retsupuraed two episodes in, then post a video yelling 'THOSE ARE MY VIDEOS' and quit in a huff.
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That or instead of quitting in a huff, he would either try to flag the Retsupurae videos that are focused on his Let's Play or he would make videos that would attack the people who Retsupuraed his videos.
 
I've watched his Animal Crossing nonsense more than I should. I would watch his LPs, I'm not ashamed to say it. In Animal Crossing he showed an incredible amount of dedication that I will never have for most games. Has to be more watchable than a lot of the angry gamer stuff that is out here.
 
It's funny how everything else about Chris is an open book to the extreme, but not his childhood behavior or punishments. He talks ad nauseum about everything else about himself.

I guess he just has such a bad memory (despite Bob and he claiming he had a photographic memory) that he doesn't remember.

Maybe he wasn't punished much because he didn't talk, and his parents know there was something wrong with him? Mostly all 2 year-olds can talk and that's around the age you would start holding kids partially responsible for some things and maybe giving them a pat on the butt. But because of his 'tism symptoms they didn't.

By the way, growing up my mother would beat us kids unmerciful with a belt if I so much as looked at her cross ways (and she used to smack my teenage sister across the mouth) and I don't have a spanking fetish and have never been violet in the my life. I was however an extremely well behaved child. My mother's best friend used to marvel at the fact that when we were over her house, my siblings and I would sit quietly and then ask her permission before petting her dogs at 3 years old!

Then I knew these kids with ADHD, and I couldn't believe how the got away with doing cartwheels in the doctors office waiting room at like 8!

One of the episodes I saw of the TV show Scared Straight had a kid who was 12 but looked 7 or 8 and the prisoners were going ape-shit, screaming at him that they wanting to "rape the baby"!
With Chris's current Tomgirl skirts and hair, he would probably get a similar reaction! lol It would do him a world of good and be hilarious to watch. It scared the kid straight by the way. He stopped worried his poor mother with all this thieving and tomfoolery.

What if Chris's parents had been the type to ban TV and video games in the house and didn't indulge him and spoil him with that stuff?

I assume he would have gotten as equally obsessed with whatever children's books he would be allowed to read. (Arthur, Dr. Seuss, Mother Goose)

Since he takes everything so literally, it would have been best for him to stick to non-fiction books really.

Personally, I think he would have been better off. TV was definitely not a positive influence.

Maybe without wasting all his time on games he could have played outdoors or some kind of sport. At least he would be physically healthier and bonded with other kids.
 
I was sometimes spanked as a child as well. Like LucridMockery, I neither have a spanking fetish nor am I particularly violent or wrathful. I like guns and knives, but I wouldn't say that makes me violent.

Re: What if Chris never had TV Comp. Vidya Comics or Card Ga

I'm not so sure it was the TV and other media per se that screwed him up, but his excessive consumption of it and having the childish belief that it wasn't really fantasy.

My parents told me very early in life that cartoons and fictional TV aren't real, so it didn't mess my brother or me up having a warped sense of reality. Unfortunately, it looks like Borb never did that.

If he never had TV, vidya or any other technology invented before the 1930s, would he have turned out better? Probably, millions of people had to live without TV and vidya for a very long time, so it wouldn't be like he was in bad company. All those people seemed to have turned out OK.

Again, it would have been a lot better if his parents actually raised him correctly (like not using TV and vidya as a babysitter) and got him treatment for his autism.
 
Re: What if Chris never had TV Comp. Vidya Comics or Card Ga

i only put "maybe" because even though the media outlet has changed, borb would still be shitty parents.
 
Call myself and see if Chris is stuck in my body. If he is, then I drive to my house, drag him out, and find out how the hell we swap back.
 
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