Containment What If?

[Judge Holden]

Chris would be overcome with lust and sexually assault it

 

[LM 697]

Come play with us, Chris...

 

[Stratochu]

Basically the same thing I believe about DrMusic2's ragdoll that was named after her troll girlfriend or JustinRPG's Reshiram waifu coming to life: would resent Chris-chan and find some way to be rescued or kill itself.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

would zap Chris to the extreme

 

[demiurgz]

Well that was epicly poor show for the Dalek.

CWC vs Anti CWC

Anti CWC :- unlike our version this CWC is a major comic artist and writer, in peek physical and mental condition, and possibly even verging on this centuries newest philosopher.

The Battle

A tear in the fabric of space time reveals that the anti Chris living in his mansion surrounded by a team of Amazonian Ninja females . As he rushes towards them he trips and falls over and cracks his head open, death is instant

Winner : the anti CWC by default

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

CWC vs Adon (the smiling bodybuilding black dude from Cho Aniki)

Sorry I had to bring up Cho Aniki again but I couldn't resist. Though Adon would win, I wonder how Chris would react when he's blasted away by his men's beam? XD

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if, after watching some movie or so, he became increasingly obsessed with obtaining a 1000 ccm chopper and riding off into the sunset on it, thundering towards the blue Rocky Mountains at the horizon, with the wind playing in his tomgirl hair and the motor singing its bass tune of freedom and adventure?

 

[spaps]

What if, after watching some movie or so, he became increasingly obsessed with obtaining a 1000 ccm chopper and riding off into the sunset on it, thundering towards the blue Rocky Mountains at the horizon, with the wind playing in his tomgirl hair and the motor singing its bass tune of freedom and adventure?

Barb would stop him before he even steps out the door.
"Chris-chin, ah fur-bid ya to leave meh alone while y'er out, ridin' across the country!"

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Chris gives Barb da finger and tells her she's not keeping him down anymore. He goes out on a transcontinental motorcycle trip, eventually joins a motorcycle gang and is renamed Fats Chandler.

Chris would actually be a pretty cool guy.

 

[c-no]

Chris vs. Hard Gay

Hard Gay: Character and stage name of Masaki Sumitani. Since Hard Gay is a character who is a homo wearing a gay fetish outfit with aviator sunglasses, he would use his pelvic thrust along with other things associated with the character. A good enemy for Chris since Chris despises the homos.

The Battle: While walking through Charlottesville, Chris comes across some kind of Japanese show that is recording in America, filming locations with regular people instead of extras. Hard Gay is one of the guest and Chris (for some reason only God would know) get's into the camera's recording shot, and is approached by Hard Gay, Chris thinks it's Hard Gay is a real person instead of a character and the show is a trick from the trolls. Chris can not run away though since Hard Gay is doing his pelvic thrust and is trying to find a way to escape. In the end, Chris only makes himself a fool to hundreds if not thousands of Japanese viewers. Eventually, the Japanese equivalent of 4chan makes a meme out of Chris, and from then on, Chris is forever known to even more people.

Winner: Hard Gay (won through forfeit; Chris ran away.)

Sonichu would either try to help Chris only to end up hating him or Sonichu would just disown Chris, going somewhere else.

 

[OR 345]

And when he gets back, he's grounded from vidja.

 

[LordCustos3]

Marlon Chandler stars in "The Soiled Ones"

Believe it or don't, I can kinda picture this.
Our Pet Manchild is a fat, smelly, malcontent with unkept hair, anger control issues and barely restrained racism.
Many stereotypical outlaw bikers are fat, smelly malcontents are fat, smelly, malcontents with unkept hair, anger control issues and barely restrained racism.
All Da Chris'tard needs to do is drop the Tomgirl persona once and for all, and learn to smoke camels and drink heavily, and he might just fit in.

I can even hear a soundtrack in my head to his cross-country odyssey...

• 
  (sing to the tune of "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf)
  
  Get your son-chu rollin'
  Head out on the Bi-way
  Looking for adventure
  avoidin' the homogay
  
  Dis tomgirl's gonna make it happen
  Take the girl in a love embrace
  Firin his' megatron pistol
  Jerks feelin' his hate
  
  He likes inept kungfu fightin'
  Spastic jerky blunder
  Breaking like the wind
  his briefs fill with ass-chunder
  
  Dis tomgirl's gonna make it happen
  Take the girl in a love embrace
  Firin his' megatron pistol
  Jerks feel his hate
  
  'cuz he's an autist manchild
  He were born, born to be soiled
  Slumbers so hard
  Think's He'll never diiiiiiieeeeeeeee
  
  Born
  to
  be
  soooooiiiiiled
  
  Born
  to
  be
  soooooiiiiiled

 

[Abhor-able]

I would invite Chris to come hang out, and then drunkenly sleep with a tomgirl hooker. It will be the ultimate proof that he's HOMOGAY!

 

[bathsalts4breakfast]

As a proud Californiafag, I would like to know if our TRUE and HONEST autistic would be different if he was a WestCoastfag.

 

[spaps]

"Zap to the extreme, duuude!"

 

[Dollars2010]

I would be amused if he lived in the bay area, that way I could get a chance of seeing him in person.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Said in surfer dude voice: "Sonichu is soooooooooooooooo radical!"

 

[Lil]

Chris and Tito would've been better friends, at least.

 

[Kyu]

Jamsta Sonichu as main character

 

[Petrovski]

What would the west coast equivalents of Ruckersville and Charlottesville be?