Containment What If?

What if Chris had not moved back to Ruckersville after graduating high school but still lived in Chesterfield County?
Then the house there would be the site where the hoard would exist at. Although his interactions with the trolls may differ as he might not meet Megan in the Game Place, likely making shecameforcwc.jpg not a thing. My theory is that if Chris didn’t move out, there might be a chance that the trooning might happen later and Bob might still live. (or at least die at an later date.)

Now, what if Chris didn’t move out of the Apartment that Bob rented in Richmond?
 
Then the house there would be the site where the hoard would exist at. Although his interactions with the trolls may differ as he might not meet Megan in the Game Place, likely making shecameforcwc.jpg not a thing. My theory is that if Chris didn’t move out, there might be a chance that the trooning might happen later and Bob might still live. (or at least die at an later date.)

Now, what if Chris didn’t move out of the Apartment that Bob rented in Richmond?
A hoarded apartment is a special kind of hell.
 
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What if when Chris said "I love dykes! Dykes! CHINA!" he was actually trying to say "ducks! ducks!" and came out as bisexual 10 years before we thought he did?
 
What if the Chandler manor was owned by Liquid Chris, all the debts are paid. However Solid can no longer live there.
 
What if the Chandler manor was owned by Liquid Chris, all the debts are paid. However Solid can no longer live there.
Solid would Bitch and complain on social media that he has been kicked out of his house. Null or some troll would take him in. Liquid would be in debut himself and live with Barb (who would probably try to pamper him in order to ease the loss of her son). Honestly, no one wins in this situation.
 
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What if Chris stole a famous painting, traveled back in time decades before said painting was made, and tried to take credit for making it?
 
What if Chris stole a famous painting, traveled back in time decades before said painting was made, and tried to take credit for making it?
Critic: Okay, make another one. This time, we'll record it live

Liquid would be in debut himself and live with Barb (who would probably try to pamper him in order to ease the loss of her son).
Barb might thought he's the actual Chris
 
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What if Chris got bitten by a radioactive bed bug?
 
What if Chris was adopted to tiger asian parents?
Tiger parenting = raising kids by using harsh methods for them to be competent (pressed the wrong key in the piano? Slap him with a stick)
 
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What if Chris was adopted to tiger asian parents?
Tiger parenting = raising kids by using harsh methods for them to be competent (pressed the wrong key in the piano? Slap him with a stick)
This doesn’t work and is why Asian children tend to loathe their parents. Imagine living your entire life programmed to think that you will be punished if you make one tiny mistake. Chris has plenty of reason to hate both of his parents, and his parents should have taken more opportunity to discipline him in his youth. Senseless beating of a child for not being perfect is absolutely fucking stupid. Chris would have been dead by the hands of his own parents a long time ago.
 
This doesn’t work and is why Asian children tend to loathe their parents.
I would agree but this is about Chris
Imagine living your entire life programmed to think that you will be punished if you make one tiny mistake.
"Always forgive me when I make mistakes and fully celebrate when I make small accomplishment" that paraphrased quote needs some correction, if it takes lifetime, i dont know.
Senseless beating of a child for not being perfect is absolutely fucking stupid.
Chris is near 40 and autistic for him to be perfect, at least there's a goal.
 
Senseless beating of a child for not being perfect is absolutely fucking stupid. Chris would have been dead by the hands of his own parents a long time ago.

I've never known Asians or at least Asian-Americans to be physically abusive. They're more into the disappointment and disapproving gaze that cuts like a knife.

I also bet Asian parents wouldn't have literally ignored doctors and blocked him from getting appropriate treatment for his autism.
 
What if Clyde Cash is really an alternate personality of Chris's, and he's been subconsciously sabotaging himself for the past decade?
 
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