Containment What If?

Alan Pardew said:
What if Chris made an Anti-CWCki wiki just like what SpleenFat did with Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com?
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The sysop he'd get wouldn't be TRUE and HONEST and eventually he'd get suspended from editing it himself
 
I don't know so much about Anime, but since Chris thinks himself a lovable loser kinda guy, wouldn't that mean that he'd soon have a harem of cute girls all over him?
 
He'd try it at high school wearing a sailor fuku.

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The only fat people in Anime are lovable caricatures of asian stereotypes of fat people.

Most of the "loveable loser" stereotypes in Anime are usually tall, skinny with very few flaws in general beyond social awkwardness. Chris is... well he's flawed to put it lightly.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
I don't know so much about Anime, but since Chris thinks himself a lovable loser kinda guy, wouldn't that mean that he'd soon have a harem of cute girls all over him?
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I suppose it depends on what genre the anime universe in question is and who/what excercises ultimate authorial control:

If Chris was in control it would be a harem comedy or Erogame.

An encounter with Dokoro-chan from Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokoro-Chan would be very funny and accurately reflect the reactions of women to Chris....

Chris seems to be over the line of "ordinary highschool student" and into yandre and hikokomori territory.
I wonder how Chris would fare in a black comedy like "Welcome to the NHK where the female love interest is a white Knight/rental sister not interested in sex; or a psychodrama like The End of Evangelion in which EVERY surviving human being on Earth has an encounter with a spectral Ayanami Rei just before having their souls combined and their physical bodies reduced to LCL.
 
If he was a mainstream celebrity and in a position to actually make some money it would only be due to some really good agent he would have

Who would be a specialist in damage control and limited visibility. Like as in even the Inner Circle wouldn't know jack shit as to what Chris is up to.

Oh please guys he wouldn't be a 360 fanboy. He'd be a massive Nintendo whore

and he'd make videos entirely about his wii, and how great his wii is. He also wouldn't need to buy sex toys due to the Wii motion controller and it's... well I should probably stop there.

Producing quality content like really good drawings and writing takes time. A big reason Chris's drawings suck and Sonichu has a confusing narrative is because he half assed it all. He doesn't draw slowly, he holds his pen awkwardly and he has the mentality of an autistic when it comes to plot coherence.

Frankly his comics are more a reflection of himself then anything else. The reason we don't see any comics is because the man has ceased to exist. His spirit is broken, just a shell walking the Earth. (or rather waddling in his case).

It's very hard to foresee a comic Chris produces as any good on any objective level unless Chris wasn't a lazy fuck.

If he somehow did all this he'd probably either be one of those tragic webcomic artists with a very small but niche fanbase, that don't make any money off their comic whatsoever. Or he'd make something like CAD which starts out good and then fails badly due to his own child-like hubris.
 
I'd take him to a hairdresser, personally. Then we could talk about videya or something. I was about to say that I'd see if we could set up a Steam account for him, but I don't want him wasting even more taxpayer money.
 
Darky said:
I'd take him to a hairdresser, personally. Then we could talk about videya or something. I was about to say that I'd see if we could set up a Steam account for him, but I don't want him wasting even more taxpayer money.
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He doesn't play PC games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFi5Jgm6t4

A "fan" sent him Half Life 2 and he went and said "Hmm thats nice. Send me wii games next time"
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Darky said:
I'd take him to a hairdresser, personally. Then we could talk about videya or something. I was about to say that I'd see if we could set up a Steam account for him, but I don't want him wasting even more taxpayer money.
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He doesn't play PC games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFFi5Jgm6t4

A "fan" sent him Half Life 2 and he went and said "Hmm thats nice. Send me wii games next time"
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I know that, but since his stance on the Hex Box has (apparently, he might've been making it up) softened somewhat, he might have given it a go.
 
I'd take him out to a bar (the bar would have a drag show later in the evening, but we'll not make him privvy to said info :tomgirl: )
 
Disney wouldn't use Donald Duck at all if Chris was the voice actor...and then Chris would probably get fired afterwards.
 
Sonichu would probably try to help Chris with his problems, and since Chris is unwilling to even move himself, Sonichu would leave him....and then get kidnapped by mad scientists.
 
He'd be called Bleedman in this scenario.

(and yes, I enjoyed reading his PPG/Dexter's Lab/etc. crossover fancomic)
 
Let's say you found a magic door or something and expected to find yourself in a magical land like Oz or Wonderland, but instead you ended up in CWCville. And, it's not some fan parody version of CWCville, but the "true and honest" CWCville as depicted in Sonichu.

What are you going to do?! :o
 
Upon entering CWCville, I gather an army of mercenaries and abduct the CWCville World's top Pokeball engineers to equip my mercenaries with an army of Master Balls. First order of business upon returning to CWCville is capturing Mewtwo and the Sonichus. Next order of business is cutting off outside access to CWCville. Then I copy Bane and Talia, save for the nuke. Only instead of equipping the CWCville prison populace with guns, I give them pickles.
 
It's less a question about what I would do, and more one about what they will do about me. Magic is apparently real in CWCville, and it's about to get a whole lot more interesting.
 
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