Containment What If?

This raises an interesting question. What does the rest of the world look like in the CWCverse - the parts that are not CWCville? Do they resemble our world? Or are they populated with electric hedgehog pokemon and ruled biy Adult Autistic Children?
 
Same thing I'd do if I became the mayor: BURN. EVERYTHING.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
This raises an interesting question. What does the rest of the world look like in the CWCverse - the parts that are not CWCville? Do they resemble our world? Or are they populated with electric hedgehog pokemon and ruled biy Adult Autistic Children?
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It resembles CWCville in that I will shortly be torching it as well.
 
Chris' dream girl...
 

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If I entered CWCkville, the first thing I'd do ask the people if Chris is still the mayor. If he is not, then I would become the mayor and either a) do my best to turn CWCville into a good city, first by changing the currency to the US dollar or B) turn it into an expy of Liberty City, complete with mob bosses, criminals, and ]:(P . Regardless though, I'd throw myself a retirement party in the end with all the money I made as the glorious leader of CWCville.
 
serdog said:
I think a group home might have be possible without Barb to talk Bob out of it
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Bob sued to keep Chris out of a special school. I don't think he would have considered a group home.
 
I'd be extremely nervous. If he is the god and ruler of the universe, anyone with bad intentions ends up getting beat. He'd have some sort of troll-dar or something, and I'd probably set it off despite not being a troll.
 
Since apparently you can summon Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (and duel disks) out of thin air there and, guessing that Chris Chan was never really that interested in the anime series, I would try to use that to my advantage in helping the PVCC defeat the manbaby dictator by summoning the most powerful cards from not only the first series but from the second and third one as well (I would also mention the fourth one, but I haven't watched it yet).
 
That's depending on if I could leave or not. If I could go back out the door, I'd close it, lock it, and seal away the entrance under a ton of dirt and concrete.

If I couldn't leave, suicide.
 
EXTERMINATUS!!

PURGE THE UNCLEAN HELLHOLE! LEAVE NOTHING IN EXISTENCE!
 

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Upon hearing from a troll that chicks dig police officers, Chris decides to join the force in hopes of scoring some china. Will they actually let Chris into police work? Can Chris save the innocent citizens being held at gunpoint? Will the female officers take pity on him and give him his true daughter Crystal Weston Chandler?

This can only end in :briefs:
 
I doubt Chris would be able to pass the physically demanding training. If he somehow made it, he'd be able to use a gun. I don't think I like where that's going.
 
He would have no respect for anyone's rights and just arrest people who were annoying him.

He'd try to be a cybercop because he'd think he would go after trolls when in fact he would be doing "To Catch a Predator" kind of stuff or be going after hackers or scammers. He'd stress sigh when he heard trolls are not a priority.
 
Never mind about the training. He wouldn't pass the entrance examinations. Chris gets exhausted by having to stand up, there's no way he'd get into even the laxest police force on the planet.
 
If Chris does manage to get in to a police force he'd likely use his Sonichu medallion as a badge, shoot anyone he deems a troll (or run them over with his squad car), fall asleep during stake outs, never catch any scumbags and he'd likely stress sigh whenever he's called to a crime scene.
 
It kind of goes without saying that he would have absolutely no problem becoming the aggressor and sorely lack the introspection necessary to recognize that irony.
 
Chu Guevara said:
If Chris does manage to get in to a police force he'd likely use his Sonichu medallion as a badge, shoot anyone he deems a troll (or run them over with his squad car), fall asleep during stake outs, never catch any scumbags and he'd likely stress sigh whenever he's called to a crime scene.
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We got enough cops like that already.
 
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