Containment What If?

lipitor said:
Possible names:

Oat-ism

Kix (the autistic)

Cocoa Briefs

Fanta Nut Cherrios

Raisin Brain
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Possible prizes in the box:
  • A talking Sonichu action figure that says things like "Zap to the extreme!", or "You don't have to tell me twice...but in the Stone Age!".
  • A muscle bra.
  • A coloring book filled with Chris's hand-drawn Rule 34 of his characters.
  • An unclit piercing.
  • A rub-on tattoo that looks like Chris's "cutie mark".
  • Pepper spray.
  • Semen.
  • A (used) fapcup.
  • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
  • A "Tickle-Me Chris" doll that repeats lines from Chris's sex videos when you tickle it.
  • A handmade Sonichu medallion that's been up Chris's ass.
 
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What if Chris was the main character of a Cormac McCarthy novel?

He watches, pale and unwashed. He can neither read nor write and in him broods already a taste for all things autistic. All history present in that visage, the child the father of the man.
 
Nemo said:
What if Chris became a millionaire after winning the lottery?
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What if Chris appeared on America's funniest home videos? What if Chris appeared on American Idol? What if Chris appeared on Survivor?

What if Chris was obsessed with a Disney character instead of Sonic?
 
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dollarpennypincher said:
What if Chris was a host of one of those Jerry Lewis style telethons?
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"We're only one million dollars away from our goal, ladies and JERKS! So just call the number below and you can help us CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOR BACK NOW! NOW! NOW! Unless you work for SEGA or Gamestop, in which case, DON'T CALL ANYBODY!"
 
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