Containment What If?

The Seville would smoke any 2NR civic with a fartcan and rimz.

The only thing Chris would have to do is put 93 octane in the tank and some 5w-30 in the crankcase.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
The Seville would smoke any 2NR civic with a fartcan and rimz.

The only thing Chris would have to do is put 93 octane in the tank and some 5w-30 in the crankcase.
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This. To bad Chris is to cheap to put 93 octane in his car. (:_( I would love to street race Chris at some point. I think my GTI would probably destroy any cars he has though. It could be like an episode of Initial D.
 
Either the Honda or the BMW, he'd paint it to look like his ModNationRacers or MarioKart car, put a fart can and 4 donut spare tires painted Sonichu yellow on, then wrap it around a tree with the accelerator stuck and scrambling to figure out the manual transmission, he would die or be paralyzed.

Son-Chu will most likely never run again, the Aerostar and Mitsubishi are likely in theoretical working order but failed inspection, and Barb is too frail to drive a manual, so the Honda and BMW sit unused. The Aerostar is too heavy, too big, too slow, and despite the name, hardly aerodynamic, and would make a terrible street racer.
 
derpi said:
Chris and Amy would become bffs and constantly jabber about the ]:(P
They would eventually realize that they are perfect for each other
Amy, not wanting to lose her sugar daddy, will convince Samy that polyandry is the solution to all their problems
Then she and Chris will have nasty food sex
And they will all raise Amy and Samy's child together (She's currently pregnant)
And of course they'll raise a magnificent mainstreamed manchild ("THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CHILD YOU ARE JUST HATERS!")
Only this time
The manchild will have been born into money.
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Chris 2.0?
 
TotallyAwesome said:
Am I the only person that clicked the link in the first post of this thread? It takes me to a page about Lulzsec.
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No, you're not. I'm thinking ED might be celebrating something about Lulzsec, seeing as how they have a lot of respect for them. That, or they got hacked.
 
He would probably try to live in walmart where they are open 24/7 in most places and stalk women who are shopping and steal food until he gets caught.
 
He probably wouldn't be as noteworthy as he is now since mashing up superheroes is far more regular than mashing up Pokémon and Sonic: The Electric Hedgehog. Knowing him, he probably would have come up with a mix of the X-Men and The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers or The Fantastic Four and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

His work would probably laid buried under dozens and dozens of poorly-drawn self-published comics: http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics333.html
 
Mama Luigi said:
Let's stretch the truth here and imagine it would actually be completed.
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If a Sonichu game was made, it would be like Big Rigs: Non existant enemy A.I., clipping through scenery, and having a very bad ending that says "Your Winner". Another possibility of how it would look is that it would be like any mediocre, horrible game that we would see and/or play that isn't Big Rigs: Superman 64, Bubsy 3D, Shaq Fu.
If the Sonichu game was completed in another way, it would probably be a mediocre LittleBigPlanet level that would be somewhat entertaining for some but ultimatley broing.
 
I just realized some of his favorite "attraction locations" are notorious homeless hangouts.
1. The aforementioned Walmart
2. Libraries
3. McDonald's
 
Chris racism will probably be increased ten-fold. Hell, maybe in Sonichu 10 he would've found a vaccine for both gayness and blackness.
 
Chris should find out about some kind of game making, no coding tool, like Multimedia Fusion, or Construct 2. I would play his games, with hand made sprites.
 
Satan said:
CalmMyTits said:
But Chris will never be married or have a sweetheart who isn't a troll, so this is a moot point.
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If he was a millionaire tomorrow, I guarantee you he'd be married to some pretty, immoral golddigger within a month. She would keep up with his shit for as long as the money flow doesn't dry up.
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The golddigger would be a troll in her own way (having money makes her feel good as lulz makes trolls feel good) so my original statement stands.
 
Probably it would be a good game, if Chris isn't involved with anything. If Sega and Nintendo agree in making a game with a pokemon like Sonic, it'll be very funny seeing Chris angry for not recieving any credit.
 
"STAHP SHAMIN MAH BODY DA OTHER BLOGGERS SAY IT'S HEALTHYYYYYYYYYY TO BE FAAAAAAAAAAT"
And then he would eat himself into a coma.

CompyRex said:
He'd probably just try to stay inside McDonald's or the mall or whatever.

Also this is a What If? thread.
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The people working at Mcdonald's are probably convinced he's a very tech-savvy homeless person already :/
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
If Chris was a SJW he'd have to speak in nothing but spergy neologisms, spend all day on the internet bitching about real or imagined prejudices without actually doing anything about them, and have a hostile attitude towards anyone who differs slightly from his narrow worldview.
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That right there pretty much sums up 90% of tumblr's social justice gang. Chris would fit right in, me thinks. Just as whiny, just as delusional. But it would give him a massively effective tool to disregard the opinions of people who disagree with him and dismiss them all as "privileged cis scum" and the like. He could just talk out his ass and be backed up by people for it.
Maybe he would even reclaim his "ancient Cherokian tribe heritage", if someone passed along a link about the "one drop rule" and identify was a "proud Woc". :lol:
 
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