Containment What If?

c-no said:
If Chris was to try and survive as a homeless guy, then he better find some food thats safe to eat from a dumpster. As for shelter, he better find a blanket, a cardboard box, and somewhere like the underside of a bridge.
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He'd be terrified of living under a bridge.





He heard once that twolls live there.
 
LordCustos3 said:
c-no said:
If Chris was to try and survive as a homeless guy, then he better find some food thats safe to eat from a dumpster. As for shelter, he better find a blanket, a cardboard box, and somewhere like the underside of a bridge.
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He'd be terrified of living under a bridge.


He heard once that twolls live there.
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Then he's better living in an alleyway, one other thing I should add aside from eating and having shelter is that if he want's to be a panhandler that ask "Please spare some change." he better not waste it on McDonalds or vidya. The former can be accomplished by scavenging the dumpster behind McDonalds, the latter won't be of any use.
 
Re: What if OPL went to prison and was put in protective cus

TimBabinski said:
i did not know that. im new too this forum. thanks for letting me know.
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Are you new to English?
 
cubesandcubes said:
What if it was a relationship/marrige between a lesbian and trans/"tom"-girl.
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There are enough couples like this that I even know a pair IRL. The tomgirl in this case is the one that a bunch of wildly different observers from around the world have all agreed is unfixable and gives nothing to a relationship. I don't see it lasting beyond Chris's attempt to invade the dyke bar, as in his fantasy, in the first place.
 
A sweetheart would ask him to sing this song:

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Aranamor said:
>Chris will wonder the earth for the rest of his life (that is if he can adept to the harsh life, though this is unlikely)

I would pay for a novel about that.
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It will be just like Of Mice and Men, except instead of a mentally challenged but hardworking oaf we have a lazy manbaby travelling America in search of "work" (read: a sweetheart) facing the insurmountable odds of a troll-kick-autistic world. He just needs a George, Rocky perhaps, or a former troll/Christorian recording the final, most epic and most tragic saga?

Then, he is caught taking pictures of the GAMePLACe and finds himself looking over the water hiding from Jerkops by a pond in McIntire Park. Marvin must put OPL down with the Megatron Pistol.

And then...
"Tell me 'bout the Sonichu, pickle man" :heart-empty:
 
Chris may end up in a rescue mission (no, not the kind Navy SEALs go on, the religious homeless shelters). If it's a Methodist one, he might fit right in.

Some rescue missions only let you stay for a little bit and others let you stay indefinitely. Chris would probably be asked to leave when he starts hitting on the homeless women or female workers or for wanting to play vidya all day instead of getting job training so he wouldn't be homeless anymore.
 
As soon as they asked him to do something he would shut down and scream about how he's workin' on it.
 
Re: What if OPL went to prison and was put in protective cus

Surtur said:
TimBabinski said:
i did not know that. im new too this forum. thanks for letting me know.
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Are you new to English?
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Yer dyslexia is a bitch. Im doing some reading and writting lessons atm so im slowly getting better.
 
Re: What if OPL went to prison and was put in protective cus

He would spend his days screaming that he's innocent and that its all a troll conspiracy. It would be miserable for everyone involved, from the guard who has to listen to a muttering retard all day, to the warden who has to put up with constant letters filled with insane conspiracies.
 
What would you do if you had a day with Christian?

I think I'd take him to King's Dominion or Busch Gardens and take him on some scary rides. On the drive to the park I'd introduce him to some of my favorite music, like the Ramones, Guttermouth, Johnny Cash, cKy, stuff like that...played really loud of course. I have always been curious how Chris would handle going on roller coasters or other scary rides.
 
Get him drunk then be the greatest wingman ever and try to get him laid without paying for it.

If I could pull that off I'd put it on my resumé.
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
Get him drunk then be the greatest wingman ever and try to get him laid without paying for it.

If I could pull that off I'd put it on my resumé.
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You're like a white Hitch for autists
 
killswitch1982 said:
What would you do if you had a day with Christian?

I think I'd take him to King's Dominion or Busch Gardens and take him on some scary rides. On the drive to the park I'd introduce him to some of my favorite music, like the Ramones, Guttermouth, Johnny Cash, cKy, stuff like that...played really loud of course. I have always been curious how Chris would handle going on roller coasters or other scary rides.
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Do you have a china? Because that is the only plausible way you could get Chris to do anything like that...

To contribute:

Hypothetically: A long walk to a used bookstore and a comic shop on free comics day, then a long time reading at a coffee shop. Then playing old NES games, then 16 oz of Everclear mixed with Tang and Gatorade and the subsequent drunken rapture.
 
Since we already know that he's hired the services of a prostitute before let's assume be does it again. Now let's pretend the condom breaks. And now let's pretend that OPL's little swimmers somehow make it up to the lady of the night's egg. And it gets fertized.
The madam decides to keep the child. It is born. She instantly realizes that "oh shit, she looks like that weird guy a few months ago! The one that had a troll fetish or something!"
Not wanting to deal with what she is sure will be a huge pain in the ass, she tracks down Chris and basically asks if he wants her. Of course he does.
So now Chis-shun has a baby. He has the Crystal he has prayed to godbear his whole life for.
Let's keep in mind that grandma Barb will be doing a lot of the child rearing alongside Chris.
Could they handle it? The government would add to Chris's tugboat because of the baby. Would he spend the baby tugboat on vidya and iDevices? Would he give his baby orange fanta?
:shock:
 
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