Containment What If?

Arctic Bullet said:
What if the organized trolling effort that faded away after Bob's death kept going?
Would Chris still Troon out, would events such as the idea guys shit still happen, would the supply of Milk be greater or lower?
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If the better organized trolling keep up or got greater than it was before after Bob's passing; Chris would probably be in prison by now. You can only push a man so far before he snaps. Honestly I'm grateful Chris didn't grow up in the post columbine era. Chances are he would have gone down a shorter, but far darker path than the one he's on now.
 
The cure for all of his bullshit was concocted, and in a matter of hours, he was transformed into just a normal dude, but maintaining the history of everything he's done and said throughout the years. A Chris capable of rationality, real introspection, ability to take responsibility, that sort of thing, reflecting on his past. What happens?
 
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What if Josh and Christine merged?
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What If Chris and A Log were comedic, quarrelsome, and constantly fighting housemates s In a Sitcom with one another?
 
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Old Spicy said:
What If Chris had the Infinity Gauntlet?
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He’d make worshiping himself mandatory ans
thegooddoctor said:
What If Chris and A Log were comedic, quarrelsome, and constantly fighting housemates s In a Sitcom with one another?
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I’d watch the shit out of that show.

Kinda like The Autistic Odd Couple, Chris always coming up with new, zany schemes to get China and or promote Sonichu, and Alog either being dragged along or trying to sabotage him.

When it comes to Chris and sitcoms, I got a better idea though!

How about:

HEIL SONICHU, I’M HOME!

Chris moves in as the next door neighbor to Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun.

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What if Chris instead of being an autist with a learning disorder was instead highly charismatic and still had his beliefs in the dimensional merge and decided to make a cult around it? How many would go to buy into his delusions and how fanatical be?
 
Kyria the Great said:
What if Chris instead of being an autist with a learning disorder was instead highly charismatic and still had his beliefs in the dimensional merge and decided to make a cult around it? How many would go to buy into his delusions and how fanatical be?
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Waco Siege only with 14BC and a bunker made of LEGOs and pony plushes.
 
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Stray Ferengi said:
The cure for all of his bullshit was concocted, and in a matter of hours, he was transformed into just a normal dude, but maintaining the history of everything he's done and said throughout the years. A Chris capable of rationality, real introspection, ability to take responsibility, that sort of thing, reflecting on his past. What happens?
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His lack of self-awareness is his biggest hurdle but also his defense mechanism, if he suddenly had any he would probably kill himself or drink himself to death.
 
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The Hobgoblin said:
If the better organized trolling keep up or got greater than it was before after Bob's passing; Chris would probably be in prison by now. You can only push a man so far before he snaps. Honestly I'm grateful Chris didn't grow up in the post columbine era. Chances are he would have gone down a shorter, but far darker path than the one he's on now.
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Funny you mention Chris high scoring because on that Alternate History website someone did a TL involving Nintendo not dropping Sony and it somehow resulted in Chris shooting up PVCC on Valentines Day 2001...

 
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What if CWC is actually stuck in an MK ULTRA-esque operation that goes deeper than any troll?
Perhaps he was promoted to the most described person on the web for a reason; maybe even hand-picked by the feds after he won the Sanic Sweepstakes (assuming the aforementioned feds did not rig the contest in the first place)
 
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Chris has been obsessed with timelines. Every question and answer in this thread exist somewhere in the multiverse by his logic.

What if Chris is forced to travel to different dimensions where he is successful?
  • Chris has a decent family with a wife and daughter.
  • Chris is an astronaut.
  • Chris works as a writer in Dark Horse comics.
 
What if Chris and Bryan Lee O'malley did a Sonichu/Scott Pilgrim crossover where Chris was Ramona's long lost forgotten ex and Scott had to fight him?
 
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