Containment What If?

What begins as news stories about an unknown 8 year old tagger ends in hilarity when Chris is finally apprehended.
 
TheRedRanger said:
CatParty said:
maybe he could have a career as a drive time sock jock with anna as his robin quivers/cheering section.
instead for making prank calls for a gag, maybe he receives prank calls from listeners.
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So... he'd be something like Ghost? Except that Ghost was doing it for laughs; Chris would be taking it seriously.
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Ah.. I am NOT one of dem jewish folks up dere, I use da beanbag hat as a bandage fo mah maw.

Anna, yew should be kickin' dese fart minded indavigulesss out of here

Mhemhehhlehvaeg Ahhh ahhh AEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I agree.
 
Ever see those episodes of Hoarders where after the house is clean you see the aftermath of the neglect the house has suffered? Holes in the walls, black mold, mummified corpses of forgotten kitten litters, urine and fecal stains, termite damage, sagging floorboards, rodent damage, etc.? Pretty much all that.

GFYS said:
I think he'd love it. His brain is so dysfunctional in the natural realm, I almost suspect it'd be superhuman in some evil twisted realm. No love doll would go un-ducked.
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This pick is disturbingly awesome.

Let's say that somehow, some way, Chris had all of the people who wronged him captured and at his mercy. Snyder, Meagan, Mimms, Lucas, Mary Lee Walsh, Clyde Cash, Liquid...all of them. What do you think he would do to them? Do you think he would physically harm them, or just bitch and cry at them for an extended length of time for causing him STRESS?
 
in reality? i think he would shit himself and hide from them until they all went away.
 
Most likely he'd just give them some sort of "impressive" lecture about his sadness, go back to playing vidya and leave them to starve to death in their jail cells. Not out of any kind of malice, just sheer apathy and laziness.

If he actually did try to use violence on them, I think he'd give it up pretty quickly when he realized it's not like a cartoon. I think he'd like to be able to just hit people over the head and turn their eyes to X'es, but if he had a real, bleeding, screaming human being in front of him he'd freak out (as would most normal people).
 
If I had control of Chris's body for a full 24 hours the day would go something like this.

1. Change out of my :briefs:

2. Take a nice long shower.

3. Collect most of Chris's crap and send it to my house where I'll archive it for the CWCki. Hopefully with less crap he'll focus on more productive things.

4. Take his pocket knife and use it to pop Kimie.

5. Go to the GAMe PLACe and apologize to Michael for being a douche for all these years.

6. Attended a gay pride event and take lots of pictures of Chris there.

7. Buy some fancy looking clothes and take :snorlax: nice restaurant.

8. Go to a nightclub hoping to run into a Christorian.

We would be pledging our alligence to Sonichu all of a sudden. The huge loss of technology would cause a whole lot of stress though. He would already have a sweetheart though and the lack of McDonalds would force him to eat healthy food.

We would get the latter. He might brandish his pocket knife at them but it would mostly be a long drawn out speech about all the stress they've caused him over the years.
 
The United States wouldn't exist and wed be speaking in British accents
 
The USA would be called CWCitopia and Washinton DC CWCville.

It would be a hereditary monarchy. Most of the kings would be kinda slow-in-da-mind.
 
Just read the comics. Watch how Chris acts as Supreme Mayor For Life towards his helpless subjects. That's all you need to know.

The Dude said:
Let's say that somehow, some way, Chris had all of the people who wronged him captured and at his mercy. Snyder, Meagan, Mimms, Lucas, Mary Lee Walsh, Clyde Cash, Liquid...all of them. What do you think he would do to them? Do you think he would physically harm them, or just bitch and cry at them for an extended length of time for causing him STRESS?
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In a video, he said that he would use his psychic link, with his psychic powers, and have them FROZEN IN TIME, and then he'd put them into a jail cell.

Then he would have them tried in CWCville kangaroo court and executed. He described the whole gruesome/idiotic charade in one of his comics but I cannot recall which page exactly.
 
They would blame Snyder for this and try to sue him. Of course, it fails.

On a more serious note though, I think it might be for the better. Sure they're missing furniture and microwaves, but it might actually put their hoarding into perspective.
 
It's time for another round of America's favorite game: Kick the Autistic!

What if it was made into an actual board game? What would the rules be? What would the game pieces be? What would the board look like?

Feel free to show drawings.
 
random_pickle said:
They would blame Snyder for this and try to sue him. Of course, it fails.

On a more serious note though, I think it might be for the better. Sure they're missing furniture and microwaves, but it might actually put their hoarding into perspective.
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Yeah, no it wouldn't. They'd just get more shit. In fact Chrishun would probably get bigger, more expensive things like a larger HDTV for example. They might even get into major credit card debt to get all new stuff for the home.
 
I would be perfect if "Kick the Autistic" had a ton of Rube Goldberg-esque pieces, a'la "Mousetrap."
 
Sell his stuff and donate the rest to charity

Give most money and tugboat to charity

Buy a rope that can even supports his weight

Place a noose in Chris' neck

Wait until the 24 hours is almost up

Scaring Chris is probably the funniest thing I can do.

The more appropriate question is "When"

What do you think Chris would do or what will happen to Chris? Barb isn't as fat as she used to be but whether she suffocates from the hoard avalanche or suffer a heart attack, she's not going to live long.

It's not shown, but it's obvious that Chris didn't seemed that upset that his dad died but it's shown that he's closer to Barb than anyone.

He's probably going to be under social welfare much to the stress for Chris, he may fight it, and despite having no respect for the law, his cowardice matches his ego, hypocrisy, and laziness.
 
Actually, Chris was very upset after Bob's death. These two threads are proof of this.

Also, Chris is unlikely to be placed in a group home. He's an adult now.
 
trombonista said:
Actually, Chris was very upset after Bob's death. These two threads are proof of this.

Also, Chris is unlikely to be placed in a group home. He's an adult now.
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Sorry, I didn't see that part. True, but I wonder what will happen to Chris when Barb is gone.
 
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