What would you do if there was a thread made of you or a friend?

[Curt Sibling]

Send Null lawlsuit threats and insist on thread deletion.

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

I have no friends so I'm safe

Spoiler

But when I get a thread I will go to /cow/ and rally my personal army

 

[Broseph Stalin]

If it was a lolcow thread of a friend, then I'd probably end up being a field agent. If it was a thread for me, then I'd start sperging hard and bashing my head against the keyboard while making a futile attempt to get Null to take it down like most, if not all lolcows do.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If it were a friend I'd probably try to defend them or ignore it if it was an inactive thread.

If it was about me I'd probably just play dumb since I don't use this username anywhere else and see if I can prank weens style.

 

[Aquinas]

Constantly talk about writing a book (while also have not written anything myself) and demand non-writers to not read anything by me

 

[Segue]

I would kill myself. There is nothing worse than having a thread on the Kiwi Farms. Its basically a life-ruining death sentence. There's nothing more to life than this site.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

First I would have a panic attack and disappear from the 'net for a while. Then I might come back to shitpost my art and ask for critiques, because hey, you guys can be pretty insightful.

 

[RV 229]

Well, they don't usually ban the lolcows so I would use my verified tag as a free pass for shitposting as much as I wanted.

 

[exball]

Try to use my newfound fame to get a PS4 and bike obviously.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/philo...probable-paedophile-pissed-herself-lol.16907/

Dunno. You tell me

 

[fuehrer_dessler]

If there'd be photos posted already, I'd make a photo of myself eating bacon to disprove me being halal.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

It would confirm my theory that most of the "winner" ratings I get are actually "autistic but funny" ratings.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/philo...probable-paedophile-pissed-herself-lol.16907/

Dunno. You tell me

I can't see anything on that link.

 

[John Titor]

I would want to pull another Deagle Nation.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Literally just stop posting shit.
That's all you have to do to kill a thread. Any cow on here could be free and clear in a month if they just starved us of content.
Either that, or work my ass off to be the biggest, most entertaining cow possible, then try to cash in on it a la Chris.

 

[Abby]

I'd probably murder Null and take out the Kiwi Farms servers with my katana. I heard they're in Canada.

 

[Melkor]

I would probably laugh, admit my faults and go about my day.

 

[Sable]

You can't fight the farms.

A thread would mean that my life is going horribly wrong in some way. I'd use it to try and eliminate the cause of my newfound lolcow-dom.

Then I'd ignore if anyone mentions it, like that fellow who refused to eat the hat.

 

[Cthulu]

You can't fight the farms.

A thread would mean that my life is going horribly wrong in some way. I'd use it to try and eliminate the cause of my newfound lolcow-dom.

Then I'd ignore if anyone mentions it, like that fellow who refused to eat the hat.

@Techpriest

 

[Mrs Paul]

If it were me, I'd probably laugh my ass off. Anybody who can't laugh at themselves is a fucking loser.

A friend of mine? Then I might be a little pissed. Picking on my friends is MY job. Not your's.