What would you do if there was a thread made of you or a friend?

He took meth and went on a three day shitposting bender. And no that's not a joke.

If I went on a three day meth binge I'd find something a lot more fun to be doing.

Like whatever Methed-Up Samurai is doing right now.

Although I'd probably just end up as a decapitated skull with my face stitched to a soccer ball if I tried that.
 
If I went on a three day meth binge I'd find something a lot more fun to be doing.

Like whatever Methed-Up Samurai is doing right now.

Although I'd probably just end up as a decapitated skull with my face stitched to a soccer ball if I tried that.

I mean to be fair he literally lives in the shittiest backwater bumfuck country in Europe. There's probably nothing to do but do drugs and edgelord online.
 
I'd be cooperative because there's an extensive, fucked up mythology to my personal life that could entertain dozens of Kiwis. Why not fully share the lulz I have to keep to myself for now?
 
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I mean to be fair he literally lives in the shittiest backwater bumfuck country in Europe. There's probably nothing to do but do drugs and edgelord online.

Everyone I've ever known online that comes from Eastern Europe is a drug addict, so that's fair enough.
 
I will personally mail a Token Syrian to your doorstep, 36% off.
 
I mean to be fair he literally lives in the shittiest backwater bumfuck country in Europe. There's probably nothing to do but do drugs and edgelord online.

Even African Arab Muslims figure out how to get to Germany and go on a rape binge.

He's just fucking retarded.
 
Worst thing about having a thread I imagine would be having been called a slut. But seeing how that already went down I couldn't see there being any other reason for me to have a thread.
 
Laugh like hell and pile false incriminating evidence on myself/my friends.
 
I would basically drop info here and there, both true and false, and build up their thread into an epic story of falsehoods and truth that even the original person the thread was about wouldn't recognize it was them.

Then sit back and laugh. Or just shitpost.
 
Well, I'm boring asf, so probably make a sock account and spread false claims that would warrant a wild goose chase. Other than that, improve what's wrong with my life in order to un-lolcow me.
 
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Ignore it. Alternatively, commit an act of domestic terrorism in a feeble attempt to get the dang dirty trolls to cut down the Internet.
 
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