What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[GinnyPotter]

Any of those weird collaborations that snack foods are doing with fast food places.

The mac and cheetos thing that burger King had awhile back, that new kfc cheetos sandwich.

I don't understand why you would take something already artery clogging and add weird fake powdered cheese to it. Who are the animals that ingest this stuff?

 

[AnOminous]

The mac and cheetos thing that burger King had awhile back, that new kfc cheetos sandwich.

I don't understand why you would take something already artery clogging and add weird fake powdered cheese to it. Who are the animals that ingest this stuff?

 

[Okami Green]

Cosmic Brownies. Any kind of pre-packaged snack cakes really but I've never seen a thin person or someone with a full mental capacity eat a Cosmic Brownie.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I followed a blog of an autist once who only ate rice-a-roni. During the time that I followed her blog, she was trying to branch out and try adding new foods like actual chicken. How she didn't have anemia and scurvy was anyone's guess.

She wasn't a lolcow though and was a genuinely nice person, she just really struggled with food texture issues.

 

[Chichan]

This is the first time i have ever heard of an energy drink mixed with alcohol.

You've never heard of a jager bomb? Its either a monster or redbull mixed with Jagermeister.
Edit: Ninja'd.

I've seen that being done with Skittles too (The Dirty Skittlebomb it was known as)

Gummy bears and vodka.

I'd say a Fluffernutter is about autistic a sandwich I've ever heard of, though I've never met anyone who's ever eaten one.

Marshmellow spread, peanut butter, bread.

A friend once claimed he had a cousin who's variation was to put spam in the middle of the marshmellow whip and peanut butter.

Peanut butter, banana and marshmallow fluff is the shit. Just ask Elvis if there is a heaven or hell or some other fucking dimension idkfn.

 

[thx1138]

Going all the way back to 2017, and nobody brought up Soylent.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'd say MREs are pretty autistic. But I'm not sure if it's because of the food contents themselves or just because the people they're made for (infantry grunts) have a lot of autistic tendencies.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

This and Maple Syrup. The only good way to describe an Exceptional Individual is sticky. Sticky because they ate waffles and bologna that morning and are somehow covered with both and reek of local Exceptional Individual juices.

Does pouring maple syrup and golden syrup on ice cream count?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Everybody I know that has been drinking the stuff acts like a scientist - "electrolytes this, electrolytes that".

I look it up and its literally just a word that refers to sugars and salts.

Are you telling me that you don't crave electrolytes?

 

[KingFrampt]

Anyone mentioned chicken nuggets yet? If I ever hear anyone talk about having chicken nuggets for dinner I just assume theres something wrong with them

 

[Recoil]

8 pages of posts and search is telling me there's not one mention of Dunkaroos?

 

[Red Hood]

I see your tendies and raise you tendies in the shape of dinosaurs.

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Recoil]

I see your tendies and raise you tendies in the shape of dinosaurs.

Kid cuisine is so autistic, I can't even

 

[Zomtro]

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This looks like I'd have it once because I'm curious but never again

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I think smiley fries are pretty autistic.

That, and pasta shaped like cartoon characters.

 

[UE 558]

Going all the way back to 2017, and nobody brought up Soylent.

They said autistic food, not autistic HRT methods

 

[Chichan]

Eating only foods of a ceratin color like if they like the color red. Red foods will be the only foods they will eat.
Also dippin dots.

 

[PL 001]

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Not gonna lie, I'm curious as to how this tastes and kinda want to buy a pint now.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

I was going to say macarons because they are so sensitive and detail dependent you need some form of autism to get them right.
Clearly I had the wrong idea when thinking about "autistic" foods.