What's the most normie NPC quote you can think of?

[Bugman's Burden]

My answer: "I only watch the Superbowl for the commercials."

 

[Nick Gars]

"The homeless are people who were just dealt a bad hand. You shouldn't be so harsh on them, give them a chance. How would you feel if it was you?"

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The last two panels

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all"

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

"I'm really into philosophy." Proceeds browse tiktok and say the most retarded shit youve ever heard in your life.

 

[Jason Wynn]

“I love most music except for rap and country”

Proceeds to just rattle off the latest top 40 slop being overplayed on the radio by the newest flavor of the month thot as their favorite music.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

There's only one race. The human race

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

 

[Haloperidol]

“Freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences”

 

[We Are The Witches]

"I'm so quirky!"

 

[Executive Petrel]

"Achchullay"
"You can't just..."
"Yikes"

 

[stares at error messages]

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I hate New Age religion.

"Hand it over before I add you the list of NSFW casualties."

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

"I hate how shit things have gotten thanks to [current politics] and something has to change, but Ill never vote for/advocate for [right-/non-establishment party] because [current politics] told me they are bad (or literally Hitler)"
Grain fed niggercattle

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I speel muh drink!

 

[Señora Airi]

"I'm spiritual but not religious"

 

[Osmosis Jones]

“I’m not racist but…”

 

[Rudy Coleman]

maybe, just maybe

 

[Rudy Coleman]

oh and any conversations about the weather

 

[Moths]

"Working hard or hardly working?"

 

[Broseph]

"This goes so hard" - Literally every Zoomer faggot on the internet.