WHO declares highest alert over monkeypox

The monkeypox outbreak has been declared a global health emergency by the World Health Organization.

The classification is the highest alert that the WHO can issue and follows a worldwide upsurge in cases.

It came at the end of the second meeting of the WHO's emergency committee on the virus.

More than 16,000 cases have now been reported from 75 countries, said WHO director general Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.

There had been five deaths so far as a result of the outbreak, he added.

There are only two other such health emergencies at present - the coronavirus pandemic and the continuing effort to eradicate polio.

Dr Tedros said the emergency committee had been unable to reach a consensus on whether the monkeypox outbreak should be classified as a global health emergency.

However, he said the outbreak had spread around the world rapidly and he had decided that it was indeed of international concern.

"The WHO's assessment is that the risk of monkeypox is moderate globally and in all regions, except in the European region, where we assess the risk as high," he added.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-62279436

 

[FFinfo]

If monkeypox is so serious with the potential of a pandemic, why not start handing out smallpox vaccines right fucking now? Its roughly 85% effective at preventing infection from monkeypox.

>85%? Way too high. We only deal in vaccines that are 6%-30% effective now, and we'll be making a new vaccine for monkeypox to better meet those new efficacy goals.

 

[derpherp2]

Do faggots not have jobs or something? It seems almost impossible to me to work full time and still manage to have sex with 30 people a week.

Ironically most gay dudes aren't actually good at fucking, specifically not jizzing within like 4 minutes.

 

[FFinfo]

You guys all laff now

But I can remember a time when AIDS was just a gay thing and a big joke among normals.

Then some fag gave it to his whore of a wife and suddenly it wasn't just killing fags anymore and stopped being funny.

These things always make it into the mainstream population eventually.

People slowly stopped thinking AIDS was funny because the medical industry quietly decided it'd be cheaper to let thousands of hemophiliacs get what was at the time an incurable and 100% fatal disease to save money. That, and a few celebrity deaths.
Everybody still would have been clowning on people if it had the perception of a disease for gays and cheaters.

 

[JosephStalin]

"My anorectal lesions, which were already very painful, turned into open wounds. It felt like I had three fissures right next to each other, and it was absolutely excruciating. I would literally scream out loud when I went to the bathroom. Even keeping the area clean, like washing myself, was extremely painful. It was a two hour process each time."

Sounds legit.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jul/23/i-literally-screamed-out-loud-in-pain-my-two-weeks-of-monkeypox-hell

That's nasty. No fucks given at all for this turd.

 

[JosephStalin]

You can't really call a highest alert when you're not even done with your previous highest alert.

But let me guess. You changed the definition of highest alert and it's a conspiracy theory that you changed it specifically for this because you totally planned to change it two weeks ago and it's only a fucking coincidence, again, that the stars aligned.

Again.

It's like double-secret probation. And nobody gives flying fuck one. The WHO, CDC, and health departments, not to mention government/judiciary/media/law enforcement, all over, have forfeited the people's trust, after the way this Chinese Flu thing has been fucked up beyond anything imaginable.

 

[northstar747]

Everybody still would have been clowning on people if it had the perception of a disease for gays and cheaters.

Yep when straight people especially children got it from blood transfusion and then magic johnson got it.

One big problem the gay community had, and I do sympathize with them on this, do you take the gay men who are HIV+ and give them support while bringing youths around them and pointing and saying "see these men its bad you dont want to be like them"

The fact they have prep right now and effective treatments kinda makes things worse

 

[Shaka Brah]

AIDS absolutely can be seen. It has lesions as a symptom. That still didn't stop them.

If you're talking about Caposi's Sarcoma, it was caused by nitride "poppers" abuse, not AIDS. They were pretty closely linked because all gays back then were huge drug addicts who did uppers constantly. Now that poppers are banned the rate of incidence of sarcoma has plummeted.

One of the hardest parts about studying AIDS is actually how many diseases gays have and how many experimental drugs they (still) take. It's hard to untangle actual syndrome or viral symptoms from the total immune system collapse a stimulant abuser has or which multi-STI or multi-parasite infection causes.

 

[WonderWino]

So which one should be the official thread theme song:

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Slightly off-topic but I can hear some "REeeeee" from some SJWs after what Conservapedia wrote about the Monkey Pox.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220723230743/https://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Setback for homosexual agenda: "WHO declares monkeypox a public health emergency of international concern," CNN admits. [1]

 

[Had]

Don’t think about it too hard

 

[TyrasGuard]

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You just can't wish OP to get well and be done with it? You just HAD to mention the fact that you are getting cucked and will probably be infected soon?

 

[CrippleThreat]

Just say no to monkeypox, Kiwis. It can't get our prideful selves without consent! (That is, if we had any prudence to even be open to such criteria.)

 

[Ruin]

Don’t think about it too hard
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Every day we stray further from God's cleansing light.

 

[Tanner Glass]

If monkeypox is so serious with the potential of a pandemic, why not start handing out smallpox vaccines right fucking now? Its roughly 85% effective at preventing infection from monkeypox.

Because Pfizer can't charge the government $50/vaccine and won't stand to make another 6 billion in profit so who the fuck cares.

Do faggots not have jobs or something? It seems almost impossible to me to work full time and still manage to have sex with 30 people a week.

It's pretty easy if you have 0 standards and just go to queer orgies every week. It's unadulterated hedonism - if you really tried you could probably clear a few hundred in a week. 30/week is the casual "I only go to one orgy a week" gay person.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Ironically most gay dudes aren't actually good at fucking, specifically not jizzing within like 4 minutes.

I trust your expert opinion on the time it takes for a man to ejaculate into another man's rectum.

 

[DelusionTree]

Because Pfizer can't charge the government $50/vaccine and won't stand to make another 6 billion in profit so who the fuck cares.

That figure is too reasonable for clown reality, Pfizer made 30 billion profit in under 6 months of sales to world governments.
I don't remember the total profit so far but its some ridiculous number.

 

[pwnest injun]

I wish all the homos much safety and a speedy recovery.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Man, and I thought getting laid once every two weeks by some random fat chick outta desperation made me look low class.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

Because Pfizer can't charge the government $50/vaccine and won't stand to make another 6 billion in profit so who the fuck cares.


It's pretty easy if you have 0 standards and just go to queer orgies every week. It's unadulterated hedonism - if you really tried you could probably clear a few hundred in a week. 30/week is the casual "I only go to one orgy a week" gay person.

According to some recent data it looks like the typical homosexual could be having sex with up to 15 different men each day.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Media is already denying that gay people spread it but still say that it has a far larger impact on the queer community. Just wear a fucking condom and trust the science holy shit.