Why Phil Is better then you.

A Witty Name said:
Phil's taste buds can expertly decipher each individual flavor and ingredient found in a reheated frozen patty from Burger King slapped between two buns.

He probably knows what the eleven herbs and spices from KFC are judging by his lifetime of devouring fast food.
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Phil's flavor receptacles on his tongue are so highly refined, he can tell that KFC has fleeced everyone for years by using only *10* herbs and spices instead of the claimed 11. He's just waiting for KFC to have some public scandal so he can throw their asses under the bus with the rest of the nudniks that have crossed him.
 
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Schmeckel said:
Phil's flavor receptacles on his tongue are so highly refined, he can tell that KFC has fleeced everyone for years by using only *10* herbs and spices instead of the claimed 11. He's just waiting for KFC to have some public scandal so he can throw their asses under the bus with the rest of the nudniks that have crossed him.
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Phil is so knowledgeable about nutrition that he understands that KFC including herbs in their fried chicken recipe constitutes a small amount of vegetables. This is very smart of them and good for their customer's health.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Phil is so knowledgeable about nutrition that he understands that KFC including herbs in their fried chicken recipe constitutes a small amount of vegetables. This is very smart of them and good for their customer's health.
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uh,potatoes dood. im getting muh veggies in,stooped
 
Can get 500 people to laugh at you in real time. Can't say I possess a trait similar to that.
 
I have never called up my 8 star Roddy Piper card and crooned Bryan Adams "Everything I do (I do it for you)" and finishing by licking the screen because I just don't have that kind of love for anything in life
 
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I can name a few ways I'm doing better than Phil.
1. While I am a wagecuck, that's still a step or two above begger/professional clown.
2. While I don't get to spend all day gaming, I still enjoy the time I spend on it.
3. I haven't isolated myself and pushed away everyone that cared about me.

Ultimately, regardless of what either of us have, DSP is the one living a stressful and depressing life whereas I'm generally happy. Isn't that what matters most?
 
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