Winter Survival

[Coldgrip]

An electric heater in their shared room should be enough, imho.

Enough to cause a fire. Their house is a horrific sty, I'm honestly surprised that it hasn't caught fire yet.

 

[CatParty]

the heat they create while spooning is like the inside of a tauntaun

 

[Lucrid]

The weather in the CWCSicle video does look very, very cold, and I see a lot of snow. I think that was during the Snowmageddon/Snowpocalpyse, though, so the entire east coast of the US got more snow than usual. I don't think such winters are typical for Ruckersville or Charlottesville (most Cville people I know tell me there is barely any snow in the winter). Ruckersville probably gets a bit more snow than Charlottesville since it's more rural and there are more yards and forested area and fewer cars and things that would heat the place up. I don't know, though. I always got the impression that Chris's house was really humid and hot, all the time. Probably because of the yellow haze in all of Chris's videos, and Chris's constant greasiness.

 

[Ruckersvillian]

Do you think we could get anyone to take some pics of the chander house in the snowy season?

I'll do it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Cold enough for this anyway...
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He should wear those sun glasses more often. They make him look like he has down syndrome, which would at least give people a warning about what they're about to encounter. Until Tom Girl kicked in, he was someone you might accidentally ask for directions.

Also, Ruckersvillian, if it's not too much trouble, could you begin adding like one refrigerator to their front yard each week?

 

[A-№1]

I wonder with the ever increasing deterioration of 14 BLC,

I remember reading somewhere that 14BLC has a few broken windows that the Chandlers simply ignore by shoving furniture in front of the openings. I don't know if this is true, but I see no reason to doubt it.

I am wondering how they keep their house heated.

Have you ever seen a compost pile in winter? The hoard will generate plenty of heat as it rots down.

The beagles are there as emergency rations,

By now the beagles no doubt feel the exact same way about the Chandlers. They aren't cuddling Barb in those pics; they are biding their time. And you know what? If the day ever comes, my money is on the beagles.

that's like trying to photograph hoth with chris as the wampa

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You owe me a new keyboard. And a new drink.

the heat they create while spooning is like the inside of a tauntaun

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

 

[Pikonic]

Brutal winter? I'm going skiing this February!

But Chris and Barb will survive. They live in an area that's used to wintery conditions and even Chris must be expected to shovel the snow (so you can FUNCTION)

Alec Benson Leary call 8, Chis says he had to shovel the snow/clean off the cars and the snow was really bad, Alec responded that he lives in minnasota (where snow is way worse mind you) and it still takes him less than an hour to get outta his driveway.
I'm from NE so Chris gets no snow sympathy from me.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

The wights will probably leave them alone. Others as well.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

They snuggle up on Chris's bed, keeping each other warm by spooning.

 

[pickles]

The beagles are there as emergency rations, in case Chris and/or Barb rouse from their slumber before the spring thaw and are in need of a quick snack. Since the dogs are no doubt as fat and poorly exercised as their owners, their flesh should be tender and flavorful.

HA!! As if either Chris or Barb know how to cook anything more complicated then pressing a microwave button.

 

[Bridechu]

He should wear those sun glasses more often. They make him look like he has down syndrome, which would at least give people a warning about what they're about to encounter. Until Tom Girl kicked in, he was someone you might accidentally ask for directions.

I had extremely similar sunglasses as a kid and I honestly thought they made me look like hot shit as I burnt up rubber snowmobiling in open fields. Once again, Chris has the tastes of a ten-year-old girl.

 

[exball]

Does Virginia even get that cold?

Cold enough for this anyway...
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I've had previous experience frezzing my dick.

What the fuck does that mean?

 

[Count groudon]

Does Virginia even get that cold?

Cold enough for this anyway...
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I've had previous experience frezzing my dick.

What the fuck does that mean?

On a cold, snowy night, Chris got a little "lonely" and couldn't find Kimmi

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

On a cold, snowy night, Chris got a little "lonely" and couldn't find Kimmi

So Chris froze his duck once before? On Emmanuel God's green and troll-ridden earth, WHY????

 

[Some JERK]

Does Virginia even get that cold?

Cold enough for this anyway...
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I've had previous experience frezzing my dick. and i've even stretched it a bit

What the fuck does that mean?

i'm assuming something like this.

Spoiler

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[random_pickle]

On a cold, snowy night, Chris got a little "lonely" and couldn't find Kimmi

So Chris froze his duck once before? On Emmanuel God's green and troll-ridden earth, WHY????

That would explain why it's so bent. :?

 

[Sakamoto]

I've had previous experience frezzing my dick.

What the fuck does that mean?

 

[Lady Houligan]

From everything I've seen discussed on here, my best guess is that A) most of the house is sealed off by the hoard, which minimizes any worries about the roof caving in unless it happens right over their heads; and B) Barb and Chris are essentially sharing a room at all times when Chris isn't sent out to vandalize store property, cause car accidents, and pick up meals for them both. So that takes care of the heat issue, as two adults of some girth should throw enough heat in a small space to keep themselves warm enough. (Based off some quick Googling, it looks like the average, healthy human adult radiates about 200W worth of energy in the form of heat at any given time. So we'll call what they can throw off at 250-275W, to be kind. That means you're essentially sitting next to someone who's as warm as almost three active 100W bulbs, and we all know how warm those can get.) So I don't see them needing a space heater, maybe just an extra blanket at night unless they're still spooning. Ick.

So really I think the real threat is what someone said up thread: Chris driving. If the weather forecasts this far out are to be believed, him being out on the road is going to be far more dangerous to the Chandlers than the cold or the threat of the house collapsing. Especially since I doubt either of them are going to have either put down the money for snow tires, or bother to get any that Bob may have picked up (if they can be found in the disaster) onto their cars.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

House Chandler:

Autism is Coming.

 

[Thetan]

the heat they create while spooning is like the inside of a tauntaun

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I swear sometimes you're reading my mind... I was thinking the same thing when I first started reading this thread.