Winter Survival

[A-№1]

They have a lot more to potentially worry about than a little snow.

Here's a little Hobo Wisdom for you to consider:

It's not the snow you need to worry about. It's the roof.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

Craster reminded me a bit of Chris. Mostly when Craster hopped around screaming "I am a godly man!"

 

[Watcher]

Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

[youtube]5Xswdor-ZnU[/youtube]

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Winter hasn't killed off a Chandler yet.

 

[The Dude]

With the state of 14BC it is quite feasible that if they get a decent amount of snow on the roof it could cave in at places. Also Bob's greenhouse looks like it's sagging in the roof line and that could easily collapse and could draw the ire of Greene County.

 

[SodomyRocket]

Winter is coming

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I hate to say this but Chris and Barb would probably survive through the winter. As for the fate of the dogs, well, I predict that they wouldn't be able to live long. If they survive, they'll be say miserable more than ever to say the least.

 

[CatParty]

i'm guessing if we get snow, no one is going to shovel 14BC

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

i'm guessing if we get snow, no one is going to shovel 14BC

They just need to hibernate and wait for the snow to melt.

 

[Pikonic]

Winter is coming

The Hoard: Growing Strong (Tyrell)
Chris and barb fixing The Garden: We Do Not Sow (Greyjoys)
Chris with jerkops: Ours is the Fury (Baratheon)
Tard rage: Hear Me Roar (Lannister- though Chris won't pay his debts)
Cutco: Our Blades are Sharp (Bolton)
Guitar Hero: Here I Stand (Mormot)
Sonichu 10: Fire and Blood (Targaryen)
Duck: Unbent, Unbound Unbroken [supposedly] (Martells)

Sorry that was fun....

 

[Sakamoto]

Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

That had crossed my mind, but I thought it was going to far to assume anyone would keep a container of shit in their house and then empty it in the yard. Even the most primitive people have the decency to at least dig a hole if they have to shit near where they live.

OK then, I have to accept that it would not be out of the question.

 

[exball]

Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

[youtube]5Xswdor-ZnU[/youtube]

What the fuck...what the fuck...what the fuck, WHAT THE FUCK! WAS SHE SCOOPING SHIT INTO A SMALL BUCKET WITH A MUG! WHATTHEFUCK!

 

[Pikonic]

Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

[youtube]5Xswdor-ZnU[/youtube]

If Chris facebooks about a bucket, were invading that place and cleaning it up. I don't care how many curses I get. WHO'S WITH ME!?!

*crickets*

 

[exball]

Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

[youtube]5Xswdor-ZnU[/youtube]

If Chris facebooks about a bucket, were invading that place and cleaning it up. I don't care how many curses I get. WHO'S WITH ME!?!

*crickets*

Are you fucking crazy? We may as well stroll into North Korea.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Craster reminded me a bit of Chris. Mostly when Craster hopped around screaming "I am a godly man!"

You are a bastard.

A doll fucking, Tomgirl bastard.

 

[Lady Houligan]

Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

[youtube]5Xswdor-ZnU[/youtube]

Oh sweet monkey Christ what the fuck did I just watch. I think that (and by extension 14BC if Barb and Chris finally resort to.......that) should be automatic qualification for nuke it from space and then salt the earth.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Toilet stops flushing, drive to McDonalds to take a shit. Anything but let someone into that house.

Realistically Barb might be too lazy for that and would just become another poop lady.

[youtube]5Xswdor-ZnU[/youtube]

We have got to set up the poop lady with Chris.

 

[For The Internet]

Chris reminds me far more of (Old) Walder Frey. The contempt for women, the demanding of a pretty, wealthy woman when he himself is old and gross, the total and utter contempt for the laws of human decency.

Except for the part where he has a billion wives and kids. That'll never happen.

 

[Ignatius]

Chris reminds me far more of (Old) Walder Frey. The contempt for women, the demanding of a pretty, wealthy woman when he himself is old and gross, the total and utter contempt for the laws of human decency.

Except for the part where he has a billion wives and kids. That'll never happen.

I would pin him a court jester. Somewhere in between Moon Boy and Patchface.

 

[For The Internet]

Chris reminds me far more of (Old) Walder Frey. The contempt for women, the demanding of a pretty, wealthy woman when he himself is old and gross, the total and utter contempt for the laws of human decency.

Except for the part where he has a billion wives and kids. That'll never happen.

I would pin him a court jester. Somewhere in between Moon Boy and Patchface.

Except Patchface comes up with meaningful glimpses into the future and used to be extremely good-looking and intelligent.

More like Jinglebell before his run-in with Mrs. The Ned. Complete with