Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

Cistern Rumbler said:

DipShitPhil strikes again: says "inclusive" instead of exclusive, something he's been corrected on multiple times.
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He thinks 'inclusive' means when you are IN an exclusive group.

He is this stupid. He doesn't understand 'include -> inclusive; exclude -> exclusive'.

I wouldn't be surprised at this point if he thinks 'clusive' is a word and the 'in' is a prefix that modifies it.
Quick, someone get Phil to explain what he thinks happens during 'Inclusivity Training'.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
He thinks 'inclusive' means when you are IN an exclusive group.

He is this stupid. He doesn't understand 'include -> inclusive; exclude -> exclusive'.

I wouldn't be surprised at this point if he thinks 'clusive' is a word and the 'in' is a prefix that modifies it.
Quick, someone get Phil to explain what he thinks happens during 'Inclusivity Training'.
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It's probably yet another of his combination words, this time inclusive is insular+exclusive
 
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Not a misuse, but the weird quasi-childish phrases Phil comes out with always weirded me out. Everytime I stumble on some Snort Burnell, I almost always hear him saying 'insane-o'. And for some reason, it really bugs me. I can imagine anyone other than a 12 year old autistic kid reeeing because he got oneshot in Dark Souls saying something as stupid as 'And he just gets me in a corner and combos me for insane-o damage!'
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
It should be 'Soo-shee-mah.'

I dunno, I don't think those are particularly egregious. I bet most westerners pronounce those words like that.
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I'd be inclined to agree BUT he has played every Yakuza game since 4, some not to completion but still, he has heard how the word is properly pronounced and he played the English dub for Judgment and currently for Yakuza 7 where the voice actors pronounce the words correctly. Of course, I don't expect him to go full sperg and pronounce it like a native woodwind instrument player would, but the least he can do is put the stress on the right syllable, for yakuza it's on ya, rather than ku.
Same for Ghost of Tsushima, the actors in the English dub pronounce it correctly, he could've just imitated them but he's too lazy to do even that.
 
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I don't care. I just ignore it.

Usage for every other human:
Literally don't caring and ignoring.

Usage for Phil:

A: Not as a statement of mind, but as a degrading insult. Phil can't let go of anyone's wrongdoing, they're material for his superiority complex. Basically "Thing X is so far below me, it's not worth any thought. Now let me explain why this is... [3 hours later]" or "Nobody should care".

B: Silly excuse to not interact with his chat.
 
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Im sorry what? Literally exceptional,I wasn't even listening specifically looking for something to post here,one thing that I noticed is that I can click on random parts of Phil videos,Phil re-streams or even watch his stream and without any effort find autism in 5 minutes that is later posted here. This is just more proof that you have to be a literal wheelchair to watch him since all of his streams are like this.
 
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PERCENTILE
"It should be a small percentile for consideration"

In statistics, a percentile (or a centile) is a type of quantile which divides the given probability distribution, or sample, into 100 equal-sized intervals; this allows the data to be analyzed in terms of percentages.

The proper word he is grasping for is PERCENTAGE.
 
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PutridElephant said:
PERCENTILE
"It should be a small percentile for consideration"

In statistics, a percentile (or a centile) is a type of quantile which divides the given probability distribution, or sample, into 100 equal-sized intervals; this allows the data to be analyzed in terms of percentages.

The proper word he is grasping for is PERCENTAGE.
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No, you're wrong. It's the fancy way to say percentage, therefore Phil is smarterer than you are with your book learning. You probably found that definition from a book, nerd.
 
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PutridElephant said:
PERCENTILE
"It should be a small percentile for consideration"

In statistics, a percentile (or a centile) is a type of quantile which divides the given probability distribution, or sample, into 100 equal-sized intervals; this allows the data to be analyzed in terms of percentages.

The proper word he is grasping for is PERCENTAGE.
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Oh lawd he really stepped out of his lane for that one.

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Why the hell did he put "taped together" in quotes?
 
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