Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

I've never heard this phrase so it goes here.
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What he thinks he said:
"Ironic Fan"

What he actually said:
"Sarcastic Fan"

Therefore what he unintentionally said:
Real fans getting sarcastic are detractors
(which would still be true, lol)

People often confuse sarcasm and irony, but since when the entire phrase?
 
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Monday is the last day of the week.

Does Phil's absurd definition of weekdays count? I don't know why he does that constantly but it won't help to explain his schedule to anyone who grew up in Normal Land. Normal people likely read this as: Phil won't stream till next Monday.
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Where does this humbug come from?
 
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I'm pretty sure that if Phil had gone shopping with his mom on Mondays instead of Tuesdays, this weirdness would not exist. Though obviously he would still be oblivious and uncaring of how the rest of the world functions.
 
I've never heard this phrase so it goes here.

What he thinks he said:
"Ironic Fan"

What he actually said:
"Sarcastic Fan"

Therefore what he unintentionally said:
Real fans getting sarcastic are detractors
(which would still be true, lol)

People often confuse sarcasm and irony, but since when the entire phrase?
Lol Phil is so fucking autistic
 
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I've never heard this phrase so it goes here.

What he thinks he said:
"Ironic Fan"

What he actually said:
"Sarcastic Fan"

Therefore what he unintentionally said:
Real fans getting sarcastic are detractors
(which would still be true, lol)

People often confuse sarcasm and irony, but since when the entire phrase?
sarcasm is verbal irony
but it's only verbal
you can't watch someone sarcastically

it's like saying "he was yelling" and expecting the other person to know you meant "he was angry"
 
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Old Tevin stream on in background, and this was the intro to DSP explaining how he has such a big vocabulary due to him taking British Literature, and that's why British Literature is the most useful course he's ever taken.
I thought it was because he learned all about Latin and can understand any language that is derived from it
 
“He doesn’t deserve to win”
Said by Phil multiple times during recent street fighter salt

...that’s not how competitive games work Phil. You engage in a match and compete in battle to win. You don’t just show up, compare stats against each other like it’s a dick measuring contest and decide who’s the winner and to home. You have to execute to take the dub, and that is where Phil comes up short.
 
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