Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man? - aka Debate user doodoocaca on the validity of rape victims

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man?


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I've encountered bears while hiking before (granted, this was in a national park, so the ones I ran into are used to humans). They're lazy, and don't give a shit about your presence if you keep your distance and don't bother them.

Don't run from them or make sudden movements. If you feel threatened, make yourself look bigger and yell at them, and back away slowly.
 
This a stupid question in so many ways it's hard to figure out where to start. Only a woman could come up with this shit.

"Stuck in the woods" implies your goal is to survive and potentially get out of the woods, right? Why wouldn't you pick the option that might help your survival, another human being?

Wouldn't a more thought-provoking question with the same idea be something like "Would you rather be stranded on a foreign planet with a man or an alien?" No, this is just more fembrained bullshit made up to shit on men.
 
You guys are looking at this all wrong. The reason you pick the bear is because of the uncertainty.

One bear is pretty much like another. There are different kinds, but you're not really screwed unless it's a polar bear, and polar bears don't live in the woods.

But a man? You could get anyone on earth. Think about all the lolcows on this very forum. What if the other man is Keffals and he spikes your food with estrogen? What if it's DSP and he complains about "dropping my input" because he can't rub two sticks together to start a fire? And that's not even counting all the unhinged criminals and subhuman-IQ murderers out there.

For those still choosing against the bear, let me rephrase the question: "Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or an African?" or "Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a troon?" Those are still possibilities in the original question. Would you still pick the man?
 
As a bloke and moderately capable one, I have very minimal threat response kick in to "you're alone with a man you don't know". But swap in "your daughter is alone with a man you don't know" and it kicks in.

You guys are looking at this all wrong. The reason you pick the bear is because of the uncertainty.
Again all this does is show your own socialized predetermined thought processes. You don't fear bears because you are extremely unlikely to ever have to deal with them. So you haven't been primed to immediately feel anxiety about them. You have a rational fear of large dangerous and capable of violent animal that if you were put around would instinctually fear and probably have no idea how to deal with. Compared to a random male where you are constantly primed to have as a source of anxiety due to constant bombardment by the news, media, etc.

This isn't a thought experiment of anything except how emotionally and logically retarded people are. With no other social pressures humans default to cooperating with each other being tribal animals, so why would a random person's first instinct be to attack you? That's a figment of social pressure implanted into you by society and not reflective of actual human nature.
 
Again all this does is show your own socialized predetermined thought processes. You don't fear bears because you are extremely unlikely to ever have to deal with them. So you haven't been primed to immediately feel anxiety about them. You have a rational fear of large dangerous and capable of violent animal that if you were put around would instinctually fear and probably have no idea how to deal with. Compared to a random male where you are constantly primed to have as a source of anxiety due to constant bombardment by the news, media, etc.

This isn't a thought experiment of anything except how emotionally and logically retarded people are. With no other social pressures humans default to cooperating with each other being tribal animals, so why would a random person's first instinct be to attack you? That's a figment of social pressure implanted into you by society and not reflective of actual human nature.
Yeah, but he's not a blank slate. There's very good odds he's been socialized to fear people too.
 
Wild animals are always more dangerous than people except in statistically null circumstances. Even the worst most violent people on earth are not going to attack people the vast majority of the time. Wild animals will give you no such luxury, if you seem like you are worth the effort they will kill and eat you.
Then why are attacks by wild animals exceptionally rare while humans attacking humans is not?

Most wild animals, including bears, instinctively avoid humans.
 
Then why are attacks by wild animals exceptionally rare while humans attacking humans is not?

Most wild animals, including bears, instinctively avoid humans.
Because your average person doesn't live in the wild jungle and rarely encounter animals at all. Animal attacks are surely more common in countries where they coexist with people.
 
Then why are attacks by wild animals exceptionally rare while humans attacking humans is not?

Most wild animals, including bears, instinctively avoid humans.
Because we killed them all. We domesticated all wildlife within reach over tens of thousands of years. Why do you think we kill bears or alligators or any other thing that fucks with the rest of humanity? The problem is you are a mentally ill agoraphobic who has no real clue about anything but can't stop talking to keep your own mental illness from engulfing your own brain. You are just another coward who lives solely by the hands of men you ravenously fear. In fact your women kind keeps yourself in danger because of your own spreading socialized mental illness because you keep men from actually making you safer out of unearned pity for dangerous animals and other human beings. Your own antisocial thoughts reflect in antisocial behavior because you make life more dangerous for all.
 
Then why are attacks by wild animals exceptionally rare while humans attacking humans is not?

Most wild animals, including bears, instinctively avoid humans.

Don't let the meanies at kiwifarm stop you from becoming the next Timothy Treadwell. I hear the bears in Alaska are the friendliest and willing to share their picnic baskets.
 
Because your average person doesn't live in the wild jungle and rarely encounter animals at all. Animal attacks are surely more common in countries where they coexist with people.
And they're still exceptionally rare even in areas where animals live. Again, Smoky Mountain FB bearposting boomers aren't getting attacked left and right.
Because we killed them all. We domesticated all wildlife within reach over tens of thousands of years. Why do you think we kill bears or alligators or any other thing that fucks with the rest of humanity?
Because humans are violent sociopaths that literally jerk off to killing shit and are currently causing a mass extinction. Humans have driven entire species extinct over shit we made up like the Thylacine. Nothing compares to the pointless cruelty and malignance of humans.

Again, worst case scenario with the bear, I just get eaten. Worst case scenario with the man, I'm at the mercy of the next Gary Ridgeway or toybox killer.
 
Because your average person doesn't live in the wild jungle and rarely encounter animals at all. Animal attacks are surely more common in countries where they coexist with people.

These dumbasses were raised on Disney movies and think every animal is just a song and head pat away from being your beastie.

Because humans are violent sociopaths that literally jerk off to killing shit .... Nothing compares to the pointless cruelty and malignance of humans.
.... Worst case scenario with the man, I'm at the mercy of the next Gary Ridgeway or toybox killer.

Agreed. This is why bears should never be allowed to adopt and foster kids.

Oh this thread is about actual bears, not faggots and other mentally ill freaks. Point still stand. At least a bear would just eat them. Faggots will groom, molest and rape.
 
These dumbasses were raised on Disney movies and think every animal is just a song and head pat away from being your beastie.
No, we just realize men like you are much more unpredictable than creatures that avoid humans most of the time.

The men getting violently asspained over this shit aren't exactly helping their case.
 
No, we just realize men like you are much more unpredictable than creatures that avoid humans most of the time.

The men getting violently asspained over this shit aren't exactly helping their case.

Literally using vapid cliches from Disney movies. Urban bugpeople know nothing of nature except for what they see on TV.

Fucking hell.

Please go pet a bear.
 
Because humans are violent sociopaths that literally jerk off to killing shit and are currently causing a mass extinction. Humans have driven entire species extinct over shit we made up like the Thylacine. Nothing compares to the pointless cruelty and malignance of humans.

Again, worst case scenario with the bear, I just get eaten. Worst case scenario with the man, I'm at the mercy of the next Gary Ridgeway or toybox killer.
You literally masturbate to the thoughts of killing babies and women being raped and tortured. No one cares what you think. You are yourself the gross and creepy one. You actively make other people less safe by pushing the ideas that violent animals being in your home is safe. You'll never have self awareness nor take responsibility for yourself because you are a gross psychopath who tries to cover it up with some weird crybully act to attempt some sort of sympathy.

You know why bears don't attack people? We killed the ones that did and let the ones who didn't live. We've done this the world over making it so safe you can go out and interact with thousands of people a day and it's such a rarity that anything bad happens you hear about it in the news ten thousand miles away. You can't even manage that though, you just sit in your hovel and cry about how dangerous people are and how no one is safe because you have a broken brain.

Worst case scenario with a bear is you get half eaten alive and you are left to die in agonizing pain over hours or days completely helpless with no ability to do anything about it but suffer. Then the other animals and insects see a writhing feast calling out and that's when the real fun starts.

You don't even have a realistic imagination, you've only got the insane ramblings of true crime podcasts and misery porn you are addicted to. You are beyond pathetic.
 
You literally masturbate to the thoughts of killing babies and women being raped and tortured.

Fucking right. It's amazing how deluded bpd whores are to think their opinions mean something.

"Man are le bad"
**goes back to flicking the bean to thoughts of girls being raped and babies aborted**

Fucking faggots really are the worst.
 
You actively make other people less safe by pushing the ideas that violent animals being in your home is safe.
But I'm not pushing the idea that all women should have a pet scrote.
Worst case scenario with a bear is you get half eaten alive and you are left to die in agonizing pain over hours or days completely helpless with no ability to do anything about it but suffer. Then the other animals and insects see a writhing feast calling out and that's when the real fun starts.
Really not helping your case bud
 
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