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Simple, really. Allow me to begin.
The last man on Earth had only one eye. Now he is blind.
The last man on Earth had only one eye. Now he is blind.
Write a scary story in two sentences
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The last woman on earth is ready to repopulate the earth with you. Then she has her period.
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Donald Trump was elected President, and Connor Bible is his Vice President.
conjoined sentences bitches
conjoined sentences bitches
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- Oct 1, 2014
I had a dream with Connor in it. He tried to feed me snickerdoodles and hold my hand.
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- Jul 8, 2014
You're an attractive woman.
At Chris' Lesbian sleepover, alone.
At Chris' Lesbian sleepover, alone.
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You're walking in the woods.
And, suddenly, Shia Labeouf.
And, suddenly, Shia Labeouf.
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- Dec 6, 2015
Molly Ringwald unwinds in her living room. A man is outside.
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There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death.
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I am a furry. My mom just found my browser history.
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I just took a huge dump.
I just realized there is no toilet paper in the house
I just realized there is no toilet paper in the house
The finals are tomorrow.
I didn't study for a thing last night.
I didn't study for a thing last night.
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There was a knock at the door.
"Yoo hoo, it's your date, Brianna Wu!"
"Yoo hoo, it's your date, Brianna Wu!"
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The last man on Earth hears a knock on the door. That's where Connor got this idea, as he lacks in originality.
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I load up 8chan. Null's NEXT Migration is a success.
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A guy at school likes me even though I'm retarded. He walks around campus campus describing grisly murder scenes into a hand held recording device.
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The greatest irony? He learned about this prompt from Dear Leader.
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Pink fresh lemonade. Soo good to the last drop from the glass with class!
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I drink a glass of water. After I chew some mint gum
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I'm sitting through a sociology lecture and am watching Chris's oestrogel video again.
The professor leans over my shoulder and tells me that he has an account here, follows me and recognizes my username.
The professor leans over my shoulder and tells me that he has an account here, follows me and recognizes my username.