Write a scary story in two sentences

[Glad I couldn't help]

Hillary Clinton delivers a speech. "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to be standing in front of you as your first female President!"

My best friend turned to me, his face a mixture of surprise and fear. "I have discovered information that would lead to the arrest of Bill and Hilary Clinton", he said.

 

[Bonedome]

Smoke weed. Every day.

(stay straight kids, marijuana turns you gay.)

 

[ditto]

DeviantArt is now canon.

 

[Skitarii]

OP is a faggot

 

[mindlessobserver]

"I love fucking your pussy." "Awww, thanks sweety, i got it put in 3 months ago!"

 

[King Fructose]

You are sitting on a public toilet taking a shit. Suddenly, a wild pack of nigs come in, whooping and hollering and banging on the stalls randomly.

 

[Rupin]

Two men in the bathroom. Who’s going to pull them apart?

 

[Spl00gies]

It was then that you realised that you could no longer leave this useless thread.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

One day you find your whole musical library replaced by Nickelback and post-1990 Metallica records. Upon listening to a couple tracks you discover you actually love them.

 

[Mega Black]

Somebody pooped in my toilet. But I live alone.

 

[MadStan]

As she held on with her life to the cliff edge after slipping I looked down and realized that after 15 years of marriage that opportunity had knocked. She had never known I knew of the affair she had, or that Roger's (my friend she cheated with), death hadn't been as accidental as everyone had believed.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Your cross-country flight just departed. You then remember you left your front door unlocked.

 

[Rupin]

As she held on with her life to the cliff edge after slipping I looked down and realized that after 15 years of marriage that opportunity had knocked. She had never known I knew of the affair she had, or that Roger's (my friend she cheated with), death hadn't been as accidental as everyone had believed.

I wish this site had a side eye emoji reaction. It would match the expression on my face right now…

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Boyfriend Free Girl]

You finally found a boyfriend-free girl after spending so many years in desperation. However, you would later discover that she was into ddlg and you're forced to tag along.

 

[Adamska]

You wake up and get out of bed, yawning and doing a couple of stretches. A wasp is crawling on the wall right next to you.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Kiwi Farms shuts down. You have to find something else to do.

 

[Skitarii]

When I met ya in the summer. To my heartbeat sound.

 

[Overly Serious]

Sitting on the toilet. Suddenly, a hand reaches up and grips your member.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

You realize that you had already stopped walking. Those footsteps couldn't possibly be your own.